Mires thread: reverse mire edition

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I have a 4'9", dick and I fuck a chick that's 9" pretty regularly. It fits well enough; hits something sometimes tho

>waiting in line at the supermarket
>40 year old woman gets in line behind me
>turn to look at her
>she's pretty fit and really cute
>long sandy blonde hair
>she smiles at me
>i smile back
>she stands next to me
>and she asks me where i got my oranges
>they were out so i had to buy "organic"
>tell her i'm buying expensive ones and where they are
>she laughs and says i must really like them to pay that much
>don't feel like being an autist and explaining my diet
>so i just say yea and laugh
>she then says she wishes her husband could stick to a diet
>then he'd look like me
i couldn't say much after that cause i didn't want to spill spaghetti everywhere but it felt good to know milfs think i look good in clothes

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good one, we already know you will regret not saying more in the future but that's how it goes for people like us

i have no idea why but i want to fuck this girl so bad

She's pretty

Her porn is disappointing. The artistic lighting is doing her a lot of favors.

spoiler it you fucking faggot
I didn't come here to see your bloody dick
also, holy shit, imagine being insecure enough to post a dick pick to prove whatever to random strangers to an taiwanese karp breeding forum

Wouldn't it be funny if i fell and your dick went up my ass and i keep falling up and down until you finished all up in me haha
>im trans btw

More like her?

You measure from the top, not the side, genius. I gain almost a full inch going from the side compared to on top

My man. What's your girth? If you're 5.5 at your thickest then we're cock twins

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Yea bro it's about 5.5

lmao look at how much this faggot is pushin the ruler into his pelvis

dicklets mad. post penis or stfu

Anybody else notice the grocery store is now the new place to meet people right now? Its wild as fk to see how many grills there are

>have the same primary physician as a friend
>doctor goes to the same gym as me
>doc mouths "holy shit" the first time he sees me load up 3pl8 on the bench
>physician tells friend: yeah i run into user at the gym a lot, man, i wouldn't want to piss that kid off
>every single other doctor i see lectures me on the dangers of steroids, all of them refuse to accept i'm natty
a doctor mire feels like a thousand thot mires, nothing better

Post body

>using a cm ruler

nice dick fag

REALISTICALLY SPEAKING

what lifts / face / wallet to get girl like this?

you might be onto something user

>Doing no fap and a cycle
>7.5x6" dick is in shower mode pretty much 24/7
>Went to the gym this morning wearing my thin gray grappling shorts commando to see if the girls would mire
>Corona season: the only female in the gym is an overweight mum doing kettlebells in the corner
>This silverfox boomer starts following me around; always works out near me
>When I'm doing face-pulls he comes up and starts doing dumbbell curls next to me
>Asks me how I'm doing
Dear diary, today I was the gym thot.

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trader joes more like trader hoes

Imogen poots

yeah you are right

gaylord fuaker

mirnin jaw but jot forearms

no one with self respect wants to be white. everyone would rather have a BBC. Except Indians but they aren't even human

Ahahaha damn right fellow king

lol

None to report this week. Will notify when this changes. Thanks.

Time to go back to >>>leddit, eurasian tiger

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>Be me
>Sat on train back from Manchester. Can't even remember why I was there.
>Sat across from working mum type of woman.
>About a 6, maybe. Not bad, but not a knockout. Married anyway.
>Loud, drunk Italian gets on train, starts singing football songs.
>herewego.jpg
>he spots mild typing away.
>"EXCUSE ME, MAY I SIT HERE?"
>She looks up, says yes as a matter of social etiquette.
>"I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS BAD, BUT I LIKE YOU."
>She immediately breaks eye-contact and turns back to her laptop, "I think you should sit somewhere else."
>mfw

Tbf, he took it like a champ and didn't think twice about approaching.

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Underrated and correct

Based haha poster

i noticed this too. i keep having to go back for bulking food, and its like you have an excuse to talk to people because of everything, too.

i'm against white knighting, but i would use it as an excuse to beat the shit out of someone just for the catharsis if the chance came up.

Wtf is this mentally ill shiut

You're seeing some retarded doctors of they think this isn't a natty physique. I mean, you look good but I don't see anything that says roids.

You say that but in reality you'd just sit there quietly while fantasizing about it

>You say that but in reality you'd just sit there quietly while fantasizing about it

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>yesterday, chest day
>hit PR as my dad spots me
>first time I brenched more than him
>still nothing by pride in his eyes
Not a mire, but something similar

Why fuck her bad? I want to fuck her good, if you know what I meant.

This is why racemixing is evil. You create these monsters

>smashing big titty Jewish qt
>she grabs my ass during and asks me how I got an ass like that
T-thanks Yas Forums

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Rek'd n kek'd, 10/10

Fuck you and fuck you again
Fuck you

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Dont get mad at me. I may be buff but I am only in single digit body count. It really is just a numbers game user. You will make it.

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