Reminder: China Virus voids all 2020 resolutions

You can now eat whatever you want with no shame and stop working out. It's out of your hands. Start thinking about 2021.

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> post-corona body goals

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can't eat when there's no food left retard

I'm literally the ONLY guy ITT who could get that girl irl. Most of you social retards couldn't even string together a sentence without stuttering after every word. I'M the alpha male, I'M the one in charge. Come talk to me when I'm talking to her? I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation. In fact most of you would probably come into our circle and just stand there, taking down "PUA" tips in that notebook you retards carry around with you. If you decided to speak (aka ask "how do you do it bro?") I'd not only shove you back (I'm 6ft 210 btw, you'd fall to the ground) I'd give you a lesson on manners simultaneously displaying alpha behavior to this girl. Boom. 2 birds with one stone. In fact it would probably go better if you did interrupt our conversation.

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Fuck the chinese, fish and chips is now my cuisine.

Grocery stores have already been restocked. Panic buying is over too. Shopping will continue as normal. Everything else shuts down.

I see through your thotposting, goblin king!!

SHOO SHOO

cringe
>I'd publicly embarrass you the second you interrupted my conversation
People who are smarter than me would absolutely annihilate you if you even tried
you are nothing

I need a home gym butt routine for my girlfriend. I have some plates but no bar so no squats more than she can hold in her hands. I want to use this 1-2 months to get her ass as large as possible because she will definitely be bulking too being forced to stay inside with nothing to do.

Hello my friends. You saw the image of a naked lady and decided to click on this thread. I understand that these are trying times and the temptations are strong, but don't let Satan grab ahold of you. Keep strong and stay in the Lord's light. Close out, saying a blessing, and continue to improve yourself. Amen

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>jumping at an excuse to not try anymore

you were never gonna make it

>that image
>white jesus
why are whites so deceiving? how can we trust any history written by them

> "why are whites so deceiving?"
> arabs literally have lying as a religious obligation

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based

>6ft 210
Have you tried lifting?

well with that setting youll never get someone
>like her

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not in my state

Trash tier face

>Not using it to fast and cut
NGMI

blessedposting

>church cancelled
>lent cancelled
>easter cancelled
>confession cancelled
>th-thanks God

Thank you Lord, I know I'm a weak sinner, please forgive me. I place my faith in you and beg for guidance and clarity. I kneel humbly before God and want to be good, please help me.

Jesus, please come back and eradicate the chinks. We need you now.

Bump

Bump the truth.

BUT I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY AND BORED. I CAN ONLY LIFT AND READ SO MUCH.

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>If I keep posting it, it'll be funny!

GOD DAMMIT IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

The only verified description of Jesus is from a Roman who was visiting Pilate during the trial and he describes Jesus as basically white.

Solid 5/10

Was close to breaking my nofap. Thanks, Jesus.

Jesus was not black you we wuzzer scumbag.

deflect more you seething coper

Fuck of fatty.

Amen

Faggot

Fuck off I'm a Christian Palestinian literally from Bethlehem and we do not look like that retarded meme image of ugly "brown Jesus". We look like this dude just with darker hair and eyes

It's true. I came to engorge my penis, but it's my spirit that needs lifting instead.

>allowing mother nature to determine what you are allowed
ngmi

#phoneposter
#hashtags
#meta
#smdkysfgt

That's strange because now that my state is shut down, I no longer spend all day playing xbox and smoking weed. Bars and restaurants are closed, I can save my money. My gf is hiding in New Hampshire with her family. Can't spend any time with her or my other friends. Now I'm just reading, writing, and playing piano most days. Starting graduate school in the fall so this was my neet time anyway. Wish people would calm the fuck down so I could blaze and fuck my gf again. Fuck the media and fuck boomers.

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Thank you Jesus. You've always been there for me in dire times. I love you. I thank you for your mercy and compassion lord.

REEEEEEE STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GAINS

Jesus can you open the gyms sometime in April
Thanks

COOM

I would rather kill myself than go back to being fat.
If the gym's closed, I'll go find a big rock or something

I'm going to quarantine until 2022 and just lift at my home gym every day.

Thank you based Jesus

I found my big corona rock today. I'm so excited to start training with it tomorrow. 122 lbs of pure beauty

I already have dumbbells for home. Considering buying myself a rack and barbell and weights so I can just do EVERYTHING at home.

>actually believes in taqiyya
Retard confirmed

>parents invite people i don't want to see over on the weekend where i plan to fast into keto
>don't connect the dots that i'd rather go risk getting corona than be here

>You saw the image of a naked lady and decided to click on this thread
And so did you, you fucking LARPer

Not him but I've served over in the middle east and arabs absolutely do find deception a good thing. They regard you as smart for lying or trying to bargain.

Amen

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Only the weak seek excuses for their actions.

I am gonna eat nothing but chicken and broccoli and get ripped once this whole thing is over with.
And there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.

>chubby 34yo cop

The thing I appreciate most about this staged photo is that she made sure to only submerge up to her neck so all her makeup would stay intact. I hate slavic women so much.

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She's not trash like the others said but she's literally an average white girl with a skinny body who happens to be willing to post it all over the internet like she's a model so beta retards will give her money. It would not be hard for even an average dude to fuck someone like her, but probably not specifically her since she's an instathot.

Nice gut check. The minute the gyms here close is the minute I place an order for my home gym. You're not gonna get me, gains goblin.

whites are literally the most honest people on the planet.
every other race does not give as many fucks about lying.
at best they treat lying much in the way that most women do (even white ones).
that is to say they do not consider it immoral: just a thing that everyone does to gain a slight benefit in interactions.
for example: a chink would sell you a bar of pot metal painted gold and tell you it was 24k gold and he would consider you to be the one at fault for trusting him.

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