MMMMMmmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhh. Another cuppa' Joe to start this beautiful day. I'm so tired of trying to /coffeepill/ you nerds, you guys sit there with your sips all high and mighty. Meanwhile I just took Stacey out to that new local coffee shop, oh? You have a crush on her? Hah, good luck dood, she's not into soi energy drinkers like you. Enjoy your poison.
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>20 out of 24 my only question is what does shakespear have to do with anything? since when being able to repeat some lines from him is a skill of value or something that makes you less of a loser, isn't the dram clubs at schools supposed to be filled with losers?
Lincoln Rivera
>saying internet memes IRL Srsly? People do this? Like, they say "lol" instead of laughing? Also, does answering "You too" count as an internet meme
Jeremiah Morgan
If you're not a native English speaker, replace him with whatever poet or playwright is most widely celebrated in your language. If you are a native English speaker, you can't even write a two-sentence post, so it's pretty clear that you're too dumb to engage in any serious cultural tradition.
Michael Price
It means that you have no inclination to higher culture. Shakespeare is like the very least you could even attempt to read in order to broaden yourself as a human being.
John Taylor
>Shakespeare
Also you don't need to be a woman to know that women don't need to get their hair done every month unlike men. The relative length may only change like 10% or less.
>Being able to grow an maintain a beard is low test >not sucking off shake sphere like a faggot english major makes you a loser
you can tell whoever made is is actually a loser IRL because it doesn't account for being in uni with an internship lined up with the parents and unemployment question
If you give a shit about going to a university, how other men shave, going to a salon, or foreign languages then you're a loser beyond redemption and need to actually acomplish something.
Lincoln Peterson
Is your name Kyle lol
Camden Miller
to be fair I'm a religious university student who saves up for marriage, so most of these reds don't count towards being a loser.
I’m using this as a checklist for how to better myself. I’m filling it out and I’m gonna work on myself until there’s hardly any squares filled. Thanks OP.
I'm a native English speaker who can write. Wasn't Shakespeare writing in song form? Why do I have to be into musical theater to be cool? Is this another fucking kike thread?
5’4” and 160lbs, so I’m technically overweight but it’s in decent places so I don’t look fat. Held off on the nihilism one because I do subscribe to a religion, but have nihilistic tendencies.
