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MMMMMmmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhh. Another cuppa' Joe to start this beautiful day. I'm so tired of trying to /coffeepill/ you nerds, you guys sit there with your sips all high and mighty. Meanwhile I just took Stacey out to that new local coffee shop, oh? You have a crush on her? Hah, good luck dood, she's not into soi energy drinkers like you. Enjoy your poison.


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I will drink all the sips I want

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Huh. Thought I'd do worse.

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>20 out of 24
my only question is what does shakespear have to do with anything? since when being able to repeat some lines from him is a skill of value or something that makes you less of a loser, isn't the dram clubs at schools supposed to be filled with losers?

>saying internet memes IRL
Srsly? People do this? Like, they say "lol" instead of laughing?
Also, does answering "You too" count as an internet meme

If you're not a native English speaker, replace him with whatever poet or playwright is most widely celebrated in your language.
If you are a native English speaker, you can't even write a two-sentence post, so it's pretty clear that you're too dumb to engage in any serious cultural tradition.

It means that you have no inclination to higher culture. Shakespeare is like the very least you could even attempt to read in order to broaden yourself as a human being.

>Shakespeare

Also you don't need to be a woman to know that women don't need to get their hair done every month unlike men. The relative length may only change like 10% or less.

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Not terrible, I guess.

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What the fuck is wrong with Warhammer, nigger?

>narrowly avoided bingo once again
Owned

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SAFE

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Damn maybe I'm closer to making it than I thought

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>Being able to grow an maintain a beard is low test
>not sucking off shake sphere like a faggot english major makes you a loser

you can tell whoever made is is actually a loser IRL because it doesn't account for being in uni with an internship lined up with the parents and unemployment question

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>atheist
Go back to r*ddit you fedora faggot

I think I did pretty well

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See you later virgins

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Shakespeare?

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If you give a shit about going to a university, how other men shave, going to a salon, or foreign languages then you're a loser beyond redemption and need to actually acomplish something.

Is your name Kyle lol

to be fair I'm a religious university student who saves up for marriage, so most of these reds don't count towards being a loser.

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>loser bingo
back to r9k, tranny

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If you care about anything, you're a pussy.

Person who made this doesn’t socialize much, people say internet memes all the fucking time.

That was close.

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Dude you gotta get a better chart. I almost sound like a normalfag

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> Not cleanly shaven
Why do you feel the need to symbolically castrate yourself, user?

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>2020
>end of the Kali Yuga
>muh higher culture
You’re a fucking retard

cope kek

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Did I win

I’m using this as a checklist for how to better myself. I’m filling it out and I’m gonna work on myself until there’s hardly any squares filled. Thanks OP.

Fixed

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This is pretty cringe.

o the feeling of being young and naive

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I live in an apartment complex, no need for my own washing machine

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hey LOSERS

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Gymcel 20 year old who's only hobbies is swimming, ppl 6 day week and eu4.

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This chart is so unbearably pretentious. I hope to God whoever made it was joking, because this is a sad outlook on life otherwise.

safe, but looking pretty bad

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You know how many people read and haven't read Shakespeare? You act like there's only a dozen writers or something.

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me too bro

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I'm a native English speaker who can write. Wasn't Shakespeare writing in song form? Why do I have to be into musical theater to be cool? Is this another fucking kike thread?

I'm such a loser ahhhhh

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safe I guess

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chad checking in

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>Not talking about manga with female asian fit friend
Who ever did this is american.

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not too bad r..right?

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Fuck Shakespeare
Fuck formal clothes
And fuck you.

B-based!

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Fuck guys i almost made it but fucking Shakespeare made me lose

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Come at me

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5’4” and 160lbs, so I’m technically overweight but it’s in decent places so I don’t look fat. Held off on the nihilism one because I do subscribe to a religion, but have nihilistic tendencies.

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