Female Yas Forums - quarantine edition

Imagine being so mad that you make this drawing lol

Sex with tinder chads. I tell them to get on top of me and I hip thrust their body weight while they’re inside of me.

Thanks, you're not wrong.

Kek

>OMGGG A FEMALE LET ME COMMENT SOMOE LE EDGY SHITZZZ SHOW BOBS XDD

grow up

made for one thing

>I said Imagine being so mad that you make this drawing lol, can I get sex now?

I'm a man but I just do body weight work outs as well as run.

claiming to be a girl should be a permaban 2bh
women have the entire internet simping for them there's no need to shit up Yas Forums

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Females out

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No, teehee

i appreciate the kek

>If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
memes aside has anybody noticed that way more guys are doing the cooking nowadays
in my friend groups the couples are all women who "just don't know how to cook" but in fact are too lazy to do it while many of the guys are fucking awesome chefs

theres some major gender roles changes going on and I feel like people arent actually talking about it because the narrative is women have it hard

the world's top chefs have always been men, but with the accessibility of ready meals / deliveroo / uber eats, etc, people have just become lazier over time. women generally have better social lives so eat out a lot more often as well, so most seemingly never bothered learning to cook

Um, sweetie? I know how to cook. How else am I gonna fatten up my bf so that he doesn't leave me?

SIMP

post meal

>women have better social lives
Based on what?

Bruh you have no idea.
I stopped letting my wife cook anything but pasta because she just does a godawful job. I love her but God damn she cannot cook a steak or season meat to save her life.

Particularly wild because one of our first dates she made me a sauteed shrimp and spinach dish that put the idea in my head she was wife material.

i watch them from my hut with a pair of binoculars. they always seem to be in packs whereas men are solo

>tattoo

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>mfw being a black female on Yas Forums
u mad bois?

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unironically i think its because any "traditionally feminine" tasks are immediately associated with sexism if performed for a man. Most guys at my job (over 25) have girlfriends who cant cook for shit/dont want to

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>u mad
What a low IQ assumption, checks out

mad hard, yeah

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do white people have a smell to you?

some of my chinese classmates in unti old me we have a dairy smell but other ethnicities dont seem to agree on it.

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If you look at it long enough, it kind of looks like two butts connected with a waist.
The lower of the two butts is wearing rather questionable underwear, though.

That's what we call a lazy bitch.

She is fucking up the food on purpose so you take over.

How do i get a cute black gf? Ive only ever dated mixed girls but i want an amazonian thicc black gf so bad

I'm too desperate to discriminate based on race.

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cooking is a fun hobby and I'm not gonna starve or eat shit just because she's useless. so it's not like I have a choice

>discriminate based on race.
I barely discriminate at all. Only the extremes of the weight scale are out of contention for me at this point

>mfw black male on Yas Forums

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>21 female
>i make dinner every night for husband
>plus i make desserts from scratch

Cute raccoon!

>married at 21
Which branch of the military is he in?

>only making him dinner
>desserts
cringe

nah women are just lazy and have everything given to them in this world

Good question, I'd like to know this, too.
I've never heard anyone say white people have a smell but I've hear people talk about Chinese and Indian (ofc) scents all the time.

Thats an old picture.

>I stopped letting my wife cook anything but pasta because she just does a godawful job.

This, for me too.

I mean, it's not like she doesn't try, she just tries to follow the instructions 1:1 and has absolutely no ability to adjust anything by tasting, feeling or seeing what's happening.

Or when she improvises it's noodles with tomato sauce and steamed vegetables because she's vegan, ugh. It's average but the sad thing is that this is the thing, with different spices or veggies. Every time. And she calls them different dishes :(

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black people smell unpleasant to me, too. like some feral animal. not even meant in a lol-racism way, that's just genuinely what they smell like to me.

Women always sucked at cooking.

accurate