What religion/spiritual path is most Yas Forums?

>Amish
Just look at these results user

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Esoteric Hitlerism if you're an Aryan.

>gay Democrats
>idiot Zionists
take your pick!

Checked

Human shrek in oblivion character creation

3rd one slaps your ass. wyd?

post body

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

>brotestant
>cringe and led astraypilled

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
>prophet was a 6'2" gigachad who could best any man in a fight
>undefeated champion of stick pull
>pioneer ancestors were the epitome of physical prowess
>marched across the continental US on foot
>drug massive slabs of granite from the mountains to build the largest religious monument in the country
>fighting spirit, fully prepared to go to war with the US at any time
>doctrinally, God has a perfect physical body
>everyone on earth will keep their physical bodies in the resurrection
>nofap, nocoffee, and noporn are all expressly stated as commandments

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Muslims are subhuman

Digits and everyone in the thread has to get baptized.

>What religion/spiritual path is most Yas Forums?

Yours is.

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Wow, Like no one's ever been arrested for drinking before lol. Like 3/4 people have had a DUI at very least. This isn't an excuse for saying being Amish isn't based as fuck

There is only right religion brothers...

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>3/4 people have had a dui
I'm a drunkard but you have to be truly retarded and beyond hope to actually believe this.

Ascetism

Mashallah brother. Am also Muslim and the prophet Muhammad peace be upon him is a perfext example for human. That why I always put boy tongue in my mouth inshallah like the prophet did

>Bukhari, 1183. It is related that Abu Hurayra said, "I never sae al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and I found him in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa'. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!'" [Al-Adab al-Mufrad Al-Bukhari by Imam BukhariTranslated by: Ustadha Aisha Bewley]

Nothing has ever hit me like Nietzsche so I guess I'm a Nietzschean post-Christian

Nihilism.

>I pick things up
>And put them down
>Because it makes as much sense as anything else in life

Put his tongue in his mouth? Nigga what the fuck, is that real?

why does this fucking dude have 100's of videos doing the gayest shit in his basement

Nihilism is a myth. No one in history has ever been or will be a nihilist.

Either of existentialism or absurdism however is a perfectly good choice for a Yas Forums ideology. Or just convert to islam like said, it is unironically the most masculine religion on Earth.

>nihilism is a myth
I appreciate the irony of this statement.

No, really, it is. In any of its forms, whether it's moral, existential, or epistemological, nihilism is completely incompatible with human nature, it's a stance that could only wholly exist in theory.

Beat the fuck out of one of your """"Brothers""" after prayer on friday
KWAB
Fuck islam, fuck musulmans and deus vult

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you know these guys do not even count as christian,right? To be considered christian you need to accept the christ dogma(2 natures,ressurected,etc etc) and the holy trinity(1 god,3 hypostasis/persons, etc etc).

The lunatics you mention aint worth shit lol.Deserve the death penalty.

>protestant
being a fan of jews
>orthodox
being a literal state-cuck
>anglicanism
being an atheist really

this. that's why it's Yas Forums as fuck, not really fit. It's all about hypocrisy and fucking twinks

>cant eat pork
yeah nah. fuck off

Let me break it down.
Existential Nihilism: >life has no inherent value to it, it is completely worthless, and there's no point to being alive.
||why haven't you committed suicide then?
>well, just because life has no meaning doesn't mean that I wanna die, i.e. against living it
||then that's absurdism
[or]
>just because life has no inherent meaning doesn't mean I can't create my own
||then that's existentialism

Moral Nihilism: >morality is a human construct with no real objective value to it, no one act is more right or wrong more than another.
||would you kill someone then, even if they wronged you?
>no
||there you go then
>but that doesn't change its lack of objective value, as it is merely a social construct
||maybe not, but it certainly has personal value to you, as you yourself uphold it, and that's what really matters

Epistemological Nihilism: >knowledge is not possible, nothing can be truly known, i.e. no realisation of anything can be achieved.
||but you trust the assertion that knowledge is unobtainable to be true
>the denial of knowledge can't be equated with it
||but it is a stance that you learned from an external source, and was not inherent to you prior to learning it

TL;DR Nihilism is mostly people taking scepticism so far that it stopped meshing with our core. No one can really deny all knowledge. No one can have no moral stances whatsoever. No one has ever sat down, with no emotional biases, came to the logical conclusion that life should not be lived then calmly committed suicide.

none i guess
i cannot prove or disprove the existence of a god, so i refuse to take a side on this topic.

European Polytheism

definately shao lin which was started as a Buddhist sect

Achieve egodeism. Realise your godhood from your own body and mind. Realise that this cope of reality bows to your will.

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fucking potion seller on the left

obscure and underrated

based and hereticpilled

Fuck right off with tou shit skin nigger religion
Satan worshipping cunt

>Not following gigachad wrestling champion who had 33 wives
>praying to a cult of volcel pedophiles that worship a woman instead of Christ
Okay user

>religion

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I am orthodox and it buffles me how you compare catholics with literal heretcs lol.

>following a dude because he had lots of wives
Do you understand how fucking stupid you sound? And being deluded enough that you think this is christian. I do not care if christianity in your place is orthodox,catholics or protestants.Just visit any of the above and ask for help.Anything is better than that clown you mention.It is a cult. Nothing more.

Marxism-Leninism

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Wrong pic my bad

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delet this antisemite

Esoteric Hitlerism

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Stop posting this fucking retarded list, whoever made this hasn't read any of those books
Also Evola hated Hitler and said he was a peasant with no right to rule

>not making up his own personal religion
i made up my own personal religion based on lifting, hating some groups of people and avril lavigne to stay motivated and fit

sh sh sh, don't jinx it. The brainlet might be getting serious

This and only this

any recommendations regarding evola? I have not read anything from him

Either start off with his essays, or go straight to his trilogy (Men Among the Ruins, Revolt Against the Modern World, Ride the Tiger)
Thats really all you need to get into him
Metaphysics of War is also pretty good but not really related
All that other shit on that list is barely related to his philosophy at all, Hermetic Tradition is about fucking Alchemy so why that's "Mandatory" I will never know