How do I activate this mode? srs

>there are still people on Yas Forums who don't believe all Hollywood actors training routines are total fucking BS

It's roids. It's always roids.

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Grow older.

just need to gain 15 lbs of lean mass...

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He dehydrated for three days for this scene.

You're retarded if you think he looks like that irl.. There's makup, camera angles, lightning and he probably does a few pushups/dumbells before they shoot.

i used to have dark long hair, just go to a salon and bleach it then dye it gray. Thats what I did, looked exactly like pic related except i wasnt a roider at the time.

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I know you made this to mock him, but somehow it makes me look even more based. Face it, the guy wins at life.

>I know you made this to mock him, but somehow it makes me look even more based. Face it, the guy wins at life.
>makes me look
yeah, he wins i'll admit that

>makes me look even more based
>me

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3 things normies refuse to understand about hollywood

plastic surgery
makeup
roids

.... wait, Cavil? Surely he couldn't be a Yas Forumsizen

Post with stamp

he's probably been here a couple times in his more shut-in days but nowadays he's gonna be way too busy to waste time in a place like this

you'd be surprised how much downtime I get between takes

larp

Allright, guys. Yes, I do occasionally post on here. Nowhere near as much as I used to, but still more often than you'd think and mostly in completely unrelated threads. And while I won't risk my career by leaving proof that I visit le ebil nazi hacker website, I want you to know that I love you guys and most of you are going to make it. Also could you please do me a solid and stop posting that webm of Freya Allan looking at me? She was just excited about her debut as an actress and the implication that we had a thing is hurting both of us profesionally. Thanks, bros.

Also I'm neither one of these guys:

>being retarded enough you think this needs to be pointed out

Thank you, Henry. We are all gonna make it.
also that collage took some time and I did not make it to mock you

post reported to CNN. your career's over bud

Thank you for the collage, but I'm not that guy either. As a general rule if you see a post talking about how I'm this super successful Gigachad, it's not me. Be humble and kind wherever you can, people. Girls are willing to overlook a lot of awkwardness if they know you genuinely mean well.

cringe

post body

and this is what he looked like just weeks after that scene was shot.
he doesn't roid and he's not muscular, its just holywood camera tricks applied to high bodyfat with a bit of muscle underneath.

his fucking "leg workout" consists entirely of 1pl8 deadlifts working the "negative" by just putting the load onto his lower back like a retard, you think someone that does thot tier shit like that isn't a dyel?

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>just be yourself, bro
I love you brah but girls will think anyone without your frame and jawline being "humble and kind" is a huge pussy

Calling everyone dyel is as cringe as sjws calling everyone racist

>cavill
>roids
he's a fat piece of shit dyel

> I won't risk my career by leaving proof
then post a paragraph from a script or a prop from a set you took home or something, something that wouldn't 100% prove it's you, but at least gives you the benefit of the doubt

Dutasteride

retard

to further prove my point
youtu.be/boqS-cqtKeo
once you skip past the meme crossfit bullshit he's doing, there's a clip of him struggling with a 3pl8 deadlift and 95lb OHP, covered in sweat with perfect-top lighting, a high contrast camera and he still doesn't look that impressive. he definetly doesn't roid

Hair loss is genetic, steroids only speed it up, not cause it.

KEK

>actor
>definitely doesn't roid
lol user you're so cute

he has the strength level of a guy who did starting strength for 6 months
he's not muscular at all, his chest and shoulders are just huge from body fat and camera tricks

yeah, every remotely fit guy in hollywood roids, but calling cavill a roider is like calling seth rogen a roider

>seth rogen a roider
he unironically now roids

>anyone on gear struggling to OHP half a plate
>delts are one of the most androgen responsive muscle groups
bro

Ones reputation is one thing. Ones Character quite another. I guess people see what they want to see in you and also generalize quite a lot.
People forget that you need to be honest with yourself and others. There is no point in pretending to be someone else in relationships.

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OP here, didn't expect this thread to take off. Anybody with experience bleaching dark hair can chime in about the long-term health of their hair?
I can cope with having silver hair and entering ottermode.

He dehydrated himself for 4 days or something for some of those scenes, afaik.

theidleman.com/blogs/grooming/how-to-dye-hair
Why do girls like ottermode so much?

Nothing wrong with dark hair, bruh.

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because it's aesthetically pleasing to them. Most girls also want attention and you going to the gym a lot takes that away from them.

Ik, I am between metalhead and hipsterish looking, but I kinda want to activate Witcher mode

and look like a total bandwagon cosplayer?

hell, why stop there, get witcher contact lenses too!

cry harder short-haired envy-fag

unless you're 6'8, square jawed, and built like pete you're not gonna look that good

Post hair as it is now
But true ottermode also takes a lot of time doesn't it? Swimming all the time and doing triathlons I mean. That's so time consuming

Was Peter Steele the closest thing to a gigachad?

Looking good brah. You need more volume for your chest, but other than that just do as you should.