Dubs decided how I open

I hope you like being milked

Wanna see my cannon, Cannon?

I have a fetish for beating. How about you beat my meat and I'll beat your face in?

A professional makeup artist and THAT is the best pic you could get?

Do you do anal?

Cannon? Really? That's what your parents named you?

Listen here bitch, if you really wanna make something happen, we need to give you a good Christian name. How about Mary? Or Sarah?

Okay, okay it doesn't have to be one of those but you get my point. Next we would need to set some things straight - I need dinner cooked daily and waiting for me on the table hot 5PM sharp every night. You might've noticed by my muscles that I work out. Heh, you'd right. I need my protein, so you better know how to cook some mean steak. I also except you to be a little bit naughty but be a conservative grill in all other aspects. We always go dutch, understand?

I'm patiently awaiting your response. You'd be crazy to pass up a chance such as this one

Mommy gib milkies

Lol rolling for this

Get ready for my sweaty hog, brapqueen

Are you a farm animal because i want to shove you in a cage and milk you for profit.

You look like you could use a little more white on your cheeks.

Let's switch names today baby so I can blow my load all over you

Do you want to procreate white offspring?

Wanna play out a rape fantasy?

Rolling for this

rolling for this kek.

We got a winner, folks

u mirin?

Hi there Cannon - you're fired xD

MAGA

kek rolling

HOLY based
do it OP

>fitness related.

Cmon the rules aren't that complicated.

Low quality bait

A cannon is a type of gun classified as artillery that launches a projectile using propellant. In the past, gunpowder was the primary propellant before the invention of smokeless powder during the 19th century. Cannon vary in caliber, range, mobility, rate of fire, angle of fire, and firepower; different forms of cannon combine and balance these attributes in varying degrees, depending on their intended use on the battlefield. The word cannon is derived from several languages, in which the original definition can usually be translated as tube, cane, or reed. In the modern era, the term cannon has fallen into decline, replaced by guns or artillery if not a more specific term such as howitzer or mortar, except for high calibre automatic weapons firing bigger rounds than machine guns, called autocannons.

Roll

WINRAR

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He got dubs OP you better do it

that's trips not dubs, and already got beaten to the punch

Not a single dubb yet, disappointing.

Also, MOMMYMOMMY GIVE ME MILK!

trips wins over dubs

kys autist I got a get 1st

Why do I recognize this face? Pornstar?

Chad trips vs virgin dubs

"Ya can't hide all your fat behind your elbow
Bet yo pussy got fat gurl smell"

>25
How terrifying.

Do it OP!

You are ugly Cannon, try smiling next time, Jesus Christ

i would love for you to be the mother of my children

Will post if she replies

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Seriously though, what a disgusting ho

She will not, don't worry loser

uhm

based

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based
don't worry OP my lines always work

based and good sport OP, godspeed

you will be ghosted or silently unmatched lmao tinder is such a waste of energy

Looks 40 wtf?

She probably won't even get the joke

I thought her name was corona at first

trying to decide what's weird about her face. it's like the face of someone 10 years older. nice bazonkas tho

cant wait for jannies to shut down this thread so we can have some more r9k spam

>25yo
ugh what are you gonna do with her, play bingo?

This but unironically