Who is else /UK/ here?

Based.
Maybe they can unfuck your country.

So literally nothing pulled out of the ass of The Sun tier 'experts'.
>"""""could"""""
Fuck off. Public Heath England puts the flu deaths around 2014/15 at just under 30k, where was the global lockdown then?

The data reveals three things. First, it shows for the first time that the pandemic, were it to hit Britain uncontrolled, would top the “reasonable worst cases scenario” for 500,000 deaths that Public Health England has long used for contingency planning purposes. This is a serious matter in regards to contingency planning for future outbreaks.

Second, the modelling shows the major pinch-point is a lack of NHS “surge capacity”, especially in critical care or ICU beds. To put it another way, if we had many more beds and ventilators we could afford for more people to catch the virus because we would be able to treat them.

Only last week, the Department of Health and Social Care released a chart showing the planned flattening of the epidemic curve below a horizontal line representing NHS capacity. But the new data shows an entirely different picture. Rather than sitting above a flattened curve, the line representing NHS capacity hardly moves above the x axis.

Prof Fergusson explains this pivotal change in his report like this: “In the UK, this conclusion has only been reached in the last few days, with the refinement of estimates of likely ICU demand due to COVID-19 based on experience in Italy and the UK (previous planning estimates assumed half the demand now estimated) and with the NHS providing increasing certainty around the limits of hospital surge capacity.”

These are the data driving the strategic change in direction. Once fed into the model, they predict 260,000 deaths on the government’s original “mitigation” strategy – a mixture of social-distancing measures to slow the spread of infection but not completely interrupt it.

“[Mitigation] could reduce peak healthcare demand by two thirds and deaths by half. However, the resulting epidemic would still likely result in 260,000 deaths and therefore overwhelm the health system,” the report says.

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Went to the gym yesterday repped to death going pub tomorrow don't even drink just going out. Corona king godzilla man won't be stopped by whining old people, based BoJo protecting the future. Would be nice to be able to take a shit and not have to use newspaper though.

>British pus
Hard pass

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>puregym

You have to type a code in to enter their booth stasis pods just to enter.

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Also this:

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my man, about to start heading to the gym now, flatmates called me selfish because the gym is a hotspot lol

Same, should be quiet now.

Britain is full and we have a housing crisis. Coronavirus will solve both of these issues

It's only a hot-spot if other people are there. You'll be fine

We are all gonna die

going to the gym in a bit, i won't come into contact with any elders in my family any time soon so idgaf

true not worried if i get it though, not at home with the rents so they should be fine
remember to get enough vit c and zinc lads

First think i bought was a bunch of the effervescent vit c and zinc tablets. Taking 1000mg vit c and 65mg zinc each day now.

I didn't ge tthe zinc memo but yeah have lots of vit c.

>I'll be fine guys I eat vitamin c and zinc don't worry

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vitamin c and zinc are proven to boost your immune system, no one is saying it'll prevent corona altogether
wojaker

Coronagym is hands down the best gym. Nobody hogs anything, everyone keeps their distance, it's amazing. My puregym had like 20 people this morning.

What a bunch of stupid fags
>Hurr herbb ibbumity

better "hurr herbb ibbumity" than getting wiped out with the second wave

Im fucking seething, here in the isle of potato. The fucking jingle jingle curry nigger has shut everything down. I GOT MIRED BY A GIRL, AND WAS GOING TO ASK HER NUMBER THE NEXT TIME I SAW HER, NOW THE UNI IS SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT ASS FUCKING NASTY PAKI FAG. WORST OF ALL IM WASTING AWAY BECAUSE I CANT ROW OR LIFT, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RACING OUR RIVAL UNI. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I can own a butter knife without cops knocking at my door, thanks.

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>that NHS capacity
lmao, you guys are going to get so fucked in a week

>bragging about the pussy available in uk bars

This

Imagine being a bong and needing tjere to be a global shitstorm for you to be able to flex about being allowed to go outside.

Imagine living in a country where a fake pandemic is taken seriously and people actually lock themselves in their capsules and their freedoms are forcefully taken away without a single complaint from anyone.

>free
>can't even go to the gym
LMAO @ FATFUCKS

in day 1 of self isolation.

Freedom to survive >> Freedom to go outside. Unless you have 0 empathy which makes your life unworthy of living anyway.

t. vegan

>Not even the British government cares about saving Brits.
How does one country get so based?

*tips tinfoil*

>I GOT MIRED BY A GIRL

It's perfectly understandable to be upset but telling lies won't help anyone.

Not at all actually. Although there is no problem with being one.

>their freedoms are forcefully taken away without a single complaint from anyone.
so, UK?

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Porn block didn't happen

bruh, when youre part of the boat club. heads turn when they see you. the amount of staring you get when rowing on the balcony is another level

the UK never pretended to have freedom, so they are hardly the gold standard.

>2019
nothing happened. Enjoy self isolating mr.56%

based

based uk, fuckin nothingburger

This no gym think is making me suicidal

>going to the gym for years
>chink ruined my gains
>all those years for this

I'm Day 9490 of self isolation, fucking normies are just starting Day 1 and already losing their minds.

Haha I go to ‘The Gym’ and have to enter through those retarded pods

Wrong. unironically less effective than praying.

Oh yeah, i remember the projections... Once again they are WAY off

>dad owns the gym so even if they closed in gyms in england i could still train

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which gym is this?

also i'm pretty sure that if all gyms got shut down a few private gyms would still be running. fight club style.

you know what you're right, its better to be deficient in things crucial to the immune system

BTW bongs, i have inside intel that says that Boris is going to officially announce the full lockdown on Thursday, and it will happen on Friday to avoid panic. It'll last 15 days, shops will be open on specific hours, and police if they see you will ask where you're going and whether its urgent

t. knows a guy who's dad works in parliament