President Trump is mailing out $1000 relief checks during China Virus lockdown to compensate for gym closures. What Yas Forums equipment are you buying?
/TrumpBux General/
Jack Bailey
Evan Jones
$200 SPY 4/17 Puts
Gavin Adams
A gun, an axe, and a crowbar.
Elijah Perry
Digits and ill buy a $1000 hooker
Bentley Morris
I'll buy a 357 magnum so I can make niggers explode in a self defense situation
Gabriel Mitchell
I make them explode with my dick.
Camden Nelson
sex doll or cocaine or both
Jason Gray
>mfw euroshits and other 3rd world vermin will never know what it's like to have a $1000 freedom stipend sent to them in the mail
Elijah Bennett
Lmao trump got cucked by Yang. Another white man gets dominated ated by Big Asian Cock
Ian Baker
More like Yang is trying to take credit for something that has nothing to do with him. Bush mailed out checks.
Yang's UBI is based on the false premise that everything is automated. He has a small dick and won 0 delegates and works for CNN and shills for Biden. He is a loser.
Grayson Scott
>americans will never have a stress free day in hospital care because it will cost them a small loan for 1 day
Bentley Butler
>paying hospital bills
Oh no what will I do, getting phone calls for the rest of my life for my unpaid bill?
I'd much rather have my gangrene treated with a bandaid.
John Kelly
Michael Richardson
I'm getting hookers steroids and Doom eternal
Robert Hernandez
lmfao merifats became communists when the going got rough dumb mutts
Aiden Sanchez
Yup!
Leo Robinson
Based. Asian males are the most powerful race in the world
Noah Sanders
>he doesn't have health insurance
Sounds like a You problem
Joseph Green
A nice water filter honestly
Sebastian Peterson
Nothing intimidates white men like knowing Black and asian men have bigger penises
Jacob Garcia
Look. Listen. I know why you choose to hold your little, ahem, "group therapy sessions" in sterile rooms. I know why you're afraid to go out in public. The Batflu. See, the Batflu has shown the world your true colors, unfortunately. Italy? That's just the beginning. And as for the WHO's so called plan? Batflu has no jurisdiction. He'll find them and infect them all! I know the vulnerable when I see them and...It’s simple, we uh, nuke, the Chinese. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Donald here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Noah Lopez
das lite
Isaac Hall
>I'm paying almost exactly 1k in taxes
I guess it's better than nothing
Bentley Sanchez
further 21% drop + high premiums on puts atm, while donald pump will do everything to not lose his only positive substance for undecided voters.
doubt, but i will take the L if it happens
Bentley Brooks
Sauce
You were mch more eloquent when you posted this on /k/
Nolan Anderson
How 'bout a magic trick? I'm gonna make this toilet paper... disappear. TA DAA! It's... it's gone...
Landon Wilson
Asian men get nothing but pity.
Nolan Edwards
Get a shotgun instead
Mason Nelson
BASED retard
Cameron Evans
Lmfao
Sebastian Allen
>200 puts
>After this move
>with IV this high
>with both fed and president committing 100% to propping the market
hard cringe
Ayden Cooper
>not .44
wristlet confirmed
Nathan Lewis
This is never going to happen.
Nathan Turner
>He doesn't carry a .460
InB4 "muh .500" .500 is big gay
Christian Nguyen
We're getting 2 $1000 checks. 1 in April. 1 in May.
Anthony Long
Yes citizen, take your $1000, and don't pay any attention to the billions pumped into big business so you can get laid off and replaced with some contractor or somebody just paid less when this recession really kicks in.
Charles Brown
>he doesn't have a 45-70 BFR on his hip
unbased and small-ironpilled
Colton Harris
50 x $20 prostitutes.
Daniel Sanchez
>brown eyes
>white
nice try
Isaac Reyes
Homeless niggas btfo
Liam Parker
he doesn't need health insurance burgerman
Josiah Perez
>Big Asian Cock
That's an oxymoron lmao
Jeremiah Mitchell
haha not if pelosi has anything to say about it
Sebastian James
He can pay for my insurance, all europeans can after all america is THEIR protector
Ian Baker
Any reason to nuke chinks is a good reason
Samuel Adams
pelosi can suck
Jackson Flores
>trump does nothing but shit on socialism and commuinism
>all his mongoloid supporters like everyone on this board constantly trash socialism, hate welfare, hate big government, etc
>trump gonna literally give you direct cash handouts
>OMG THANK U BASED TRUMP DADDY YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT US
Anthony Stewart
He shits on neoconservatism. He ran on universal healthcare.
Aaron Evans
ENOUGH WITH THE CLOWN!
Jayden Cook
I thought this was just something he wanted to do, but hasn’t been passed yet. And even if it did get passed how the hell would they determine who gets it? Just people who register to vote? Anyone with a drivers license?
Tyler Smith
Can't tell if I have corona or I'm having panic attacks because I think I have corona.
Jose King
>prison for not paying debts.
Thomas Lee
Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a jelker... with a small peen. One day after eating his bok Choi he got a little CRAZIER then usually. He grabbed his chopstick and put it to my mouth. “Wry ro rerious?” He carved me like a stray dog while saying “why you get no A?”
Ethan Mitchell
I'm considering jumping on the /fraud/ train as I realize more and more the body I want may only be achievable by doing so.
Logan Adams
>nigger daycare
Yeah they only arrest nigs for that
Aiden Stewart
>Retards euros commenting on something they don't know anything about again
I've never paid for a hospital visit in my life. I pay $49 a month for health insurance which covers everything. Most European pay more than that in taxes every month to cover their health costs.
>B-B-BUT I read on the internet you have to pay $10,000 every visit!!!!
Okay fucking brainet lmao. Only niggers and Mexicans and neets don't have health insurance
Dylan Robinson
If they get mailed out. Is it 1k per household? Or is it 1k per person?
Asher Brooks
>See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like toilet paper, and beans.. And hand sanitizer! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
Joseph Baker
Hoarder!? Why don't we let your poopy butt stink and let you get assfucked by a nigger, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a democrat voter really is! It's not about the TP, it's about sending a message. Everything peepeepoopoos!
Lucas Richardson
The dumb fuck has nothing left to give to the economy. He was an absolute brainlet by cutting all safety net protocols and dropping rates BEFORE the market crashed. But it's either him or "I have no stances or plans for anything" Biden, so we're getting 4 more years of this clod.
Angel Moore
Based
Jacob Clark
I'm gonna buy the dip, bros...