/sexual health/ general

Fuck a bitch with no protection, get infection.
The worst part is you can only get chlamydia so many times before it becomes antibiotic resistant. Then you're stuck with a leaky stinky penis for the rest of your life.

Found her cuckold husband lmao

I have literally never used a condom or gotten tested in my life. I am probably a big factor in antibiotic resistant chlamydia cases in California

>work out to improve physique
>start taking better care of myself
>ask girl out on a date
>go on a date
>act like a gentleman
>pay for everything
>take her home
>she expects sex

I'm done.

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fucking slags these days, i tell ya

Who do you aspire to be like /shg/?

pic related

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Haha nice dude you got me

You don't need to use condoms or get tests if you don't have sex, user.

supposedly im attractive but i feel like some sort of incel creature on the inside
why am i like this bros

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Is it just me or does allison look like Moot with lipstick?

jej you’re not wrong

Literally tyana is the only good looking picture out of everyone.

Nigga do you swipe right on everything?

i live in maine, we don’t have top tier girls

just watched this video
was great

Oh I apologize, I'm spoiled living in new york.

can you post your tinder bio? I don't get any matches or messages :(

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I have never had sex

pics?

tyana is angle-, hair-, makeup- and lighting-maxing. andrea and maddie are hot. tyana is probably using her one good picture. improve your fake-dar.

how are you spoiled in new york city? tons of hot girls always matching and fucking you because youre a rich engineer or wall street banker?

shirtless bathroom selfie
pic of me at a party with my parrot
pic of me looking stylish on a back deck with a drink
pic of me rock climbing

Looks just like my ex, same attitude also.

Kek

This. I have a naked shower selfie where i cover my cock and in my bio i say i have a massive BWC and im 6 ft tall. Will check tinder in a day to see how many matches I get. Within 5 mins I had 10 likes.

>Moot
Who?

I made a profile that was seeking men and women, got to 99+ likes in less than a day. When I only seek women I might get to 20 likes in a week.

I'm meeting a tinder thot tomorrow.
>6' same as me
>big ass
>big tits
>ddlg fetish
>has recent clean test results for STDs
tomorrow is gonna be a good day.

thats hot, i want to impregnate that whore and never see her again

I made a fake girl profile before and got 100+ likes in less than 30 mins. Was seeing my competition and what they are saying to woman.

seriously? are you fucking, serious right now? no- not about your questioning of who moot is. But your seriousness, in thinking that bait this fucking stupid, would ever garner replies. I mean, even people who don't know what a Yas Forums is, knows who moot is. fucking, faggot, you are.

is this pasta fresh?

Haha yeah. I'm so doing no-sex because of Covid. I thought about having sex with a girl but I decided to play it safe haha.
I already have had plenty of sex previously so I need a break haha.

based and niggerpilled

Haha what? No I seriously don't know who Moot is. Is that a deaf-mute person or something?

fuck do I have to put height into bio?
I'm 5.7

Lol

Haha. me too. smart of us to not have sex because we don't to catch that bug. All that sex gets exhausting, you know? Glad to have some time off the ol' carousal.
haha

Die

>tfw you've been social distancing and gone no sex your whole life

good thing I wont get the flu haha

yeah user, because they'll pull out the measuring tape when you meet just to make sure you meet their height standard

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Alright this incel (me) has had enough!!!
I'm 27 khv. How do I get girls??? I lift. I'm employed. Not an ugly dude. I am incredibly shy and turn into a mute around pretty girls like I'm in elementary school or something. No one has taught me to have conversations with girls. As a youngster I was raised to shut the fuck up and stay out of sight and it's hurting me now as an adult. I absolutely refuse to pay for sex I want to do it like normal people do.
Pls help

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Just be yourself.

Contradictory much?

Start by posting body(with face)

how new?

>How do I get girls???

>I am incredibly shy and turn into a mute around pretty girls like I'm in elementary school or something

Just talk to more people.

The more you do the better you'll get.

Ideally pretty girls.

You could just go to a bar/club 3x nights a week, and talk to 5 girls a night. However, you probably won't... Still try to work up to this.

Also if possible be friends with guys who talk to a lot of girls. They can give you tips, and you can learn from their vibe.

more like JaWHORE

lmao gottem

Practice talking to older women that you don't see sexually

youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ

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That dog is so cute

should you pursue a relationship when you know it has a terminal date?

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you
just
know

it depends, what are you looking for?

nothing wrong with an STR if you are emotionally mature enough to cope with it.
I've dated girls over a summer where we just spent like 3 months exclusively with each other, then they moved away or went back home etc.

it all depends on your mental state

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still plow it
>get in there thinking she got a baby daddy
>plow her in all her holes
>shoot up her cunt cause she can't get pregnant again from me
>ghost

Just my opinion. When you reach this age it's hard to escape the incel mindset without paying your way out of it. You will eventually ease up to women after a few sessions. This is the easiest strategy to overcome the fear.

t. was 26 year old virgin paid a 10/10 Czech hooker in Prague few months ago. No regrets.

and you never thought "this is too good, we should try to make it work?"
>it all depends on your mental state
it ain't great, but she gives me a reason to get up in the morning

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Are you being serious? I don't know how to do that!!!! I'm too shy.

I talk to coworkers just fine and I introduce myself to new people in the office. Infact I'm one of the more social people if I need or want to be.

How do I talk to girls tho? I'm friends with older guys so I'm learning by watching them but idk how to do it yet.

Yas Forums and /soc/ said im a 7. I'm am 5'9" so a manlet tho.

> "this is too good, we should try to make it work?"
no because there was always the "they're going away, they're going home" etc etc etc. LDR is emotional suicide and will give you trust issues.

fellas how do you cure premature ejaculation, I have tons of tinder thots I could fuck right now but I have 0 confidence because I coom after like 30 seconds of penetration. I have a decent sized dick and a square jawline and now I'm getting Yas Forums its NOT FUCKING FAIR AHHHHHHHH

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