>he missed out on teenage love
He missed out on teenage love
what?
who is this?
teenage love is a waste of time. i wish i did something with myself instead of simping for a chick that had a plan b guy after she was done with me.
Yes I did. Entirely. And it only bothers me when I'm reminded about it.
Just date a (legal) teenager and fall in love
I didn’t. It was fucking awesome. My first sex was just painful and awkward but I still fap to getting my first hand job and the first time my gf discovered she could deepthroat
Teenage love is the same as any other kind of love.
Pffft hahaha
beautiful memories...
>is it in yet?
I didn't and it all honesty it ain't shit lol
Why are Germans so disgusting and nonhuman?
Like looking at this guys face is like looking at a doodle of a face, it’s lacking the human depth behind the eyes
Is there something about Germany that does this to people?
any bitch can deepthroat, not all are brave enough
lmao it's the ugly kike from the other thread.
he mogs the avg jew that's for sure, best feeling ever is fucking short askh girls, they love my mizrahi cock
*Clicks*
*Hssss*
Yup
>be 16 with 16 year old gf, can't go 15 minutes without a boner
>Fuck her in a nightclub toilet because penis is out of control
>Get laid to waste by bouncers, broken jaw
>She ends up pregnant and fucks my best friend, miscarriage few weeks later. Split up.
>She goes to uni and ends up getting foursomed by jocks and sends me whole video off a random phone to make me jealous I guess?
Teenage girls are fucking mental. Avoid like the plague
>>She goes to uni and ends up getting foursomed by jocks and sends me whole video off a random phone to make me jealous I guess?
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bitches crazy
This
Lost my virginity to a virgin at 15, we were so innocent and pure
Let her go because I thought I would hold her back, but instead she lost her way and got corrupted by (((society)))
>all posts on Yas Forums are from the same person
Unironically seek help immediately
You sure know how to pick em user.
sure faggot, keep coping
Don't suppose you got that video?
With what? Are you high?
Are you German? Are you answering my query by displaying that trademark Teutonic inability to deduce social cues? Hilarious m8
i didnt. it was ok i guess.
Really sad how much our society sexualises children
heh this jpeg makes me happy
>she lost her way
Reminder that you did this to her.
>we were so innocent and pure
you weren't
Boycott Israel :^)
All posts other than yours are made by the Google AI
This is a demoralization simulator
Notice how you hate coming here but you've learned to live with pain for (you)s
Please do, still not sure why you think you’re talking to someone you e already spoke to lol
>even 14yo girls are whores
I should become religious
haha cute :^)
That was normal when I was in high school. They weren't post-ironic yet though.
The best I could have done was trap us in our shitty hometown
She was from a rich family and wanted to go to culinary school out of state, I wouldn't have been able to keep up and she would have resented me for it eventually
I am happy to see my taxes fund their abortions
i didnt
Ah iakar sheli
I have a question, how do you fuck mizrahi girls? I know, some might say I am sickly for even wanting that, but I just want it, just once.
dude boys are fapping at the age of what, 10? For me it was 10.
Two things changed: parents are taught to think of their children's sexuality as 'normal' and encourage a 'healthy sex life' and social media is rewarding promiscuous behaviour.
Why we should teach children celibacy: sexual relationships are always intense and short lived relationships in general are emotionally scarring and cause severe damage in the long run
Man, Germans are autistic retards
who would fuck on a swing set? goddamn zoomers are fucked.
haha you so funny :D
We're getting closer and close to 14 y.o. AOC laws nationwide brehs and its glorious.
Think about all your acquaintances right now that are having newborn daughters. If we play our cards right we can throatfuck those daughters 14 years from now L E G A L L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean by keep up? What makes you think things would be so difficult? I hope youre not a loser any more user
I didn't miss out and she ended up cheating
>>She goes to uni and ends up getting foursomed by jocks and sends me whole video off a random phone to make me jealous I guess?
Jesus Christ. This kind of shit makes me want to remain an incel
>he's a grown man r9kbot
I actually did, but my girlfriend is 17 so it kinda makes up for it, I guess.
I'm 25 and we met in college.
אמא שלך גרמניה יבן שרמוטה אשכנזי מניאק
אל תדאג אמא שלך תקבל זין שחור ישר לחור של התחת כמו שהיא אוהבת
>10
My nads didn't even work until at least 12 or 13.
>fitness
its time for me
to post some oc
Fitness is on vacation for 2 weeks at least
>זין שחור
mutt's law
who's this loser and why should I care?
you'll never be 15 and in love lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting not worrying about rent, bills, student loans only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you" you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits you're in your 20's now gotta get a good job gotta be a serious man now all the good ones are taken maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy you have missed out on teenage love
im 18 so i still have a year until i miss out. haha i definitely wont lol
This pasta isnt even good and the webm sucks. That girl is ugly and she doesnt even know how to act properly so she just looks autistic. Those clothes look terrible too.
She went places I couldn't have gone because of her rich parents and status
I was the public school "bad boy" who smoked mids and drove after 9pm
It was what it was and that was 8-10 years ago
The whole point of the story was to agree with that first user that it's the past now and all it is is memories that bother us.. she messages me every year or two but I don't know who she is anymore and we'd be forcing it
i was retarded at 15, also fuck you no one cares. when you're that young your brain is barely developed and have no life experiences. there's nothing crazy about teenage love, the nostalgia just makes people feel good about it.
Fuck you, also that girl is a whore.
I had one of those. The others were no major drama. Also missed many opportunities due to teenage retardation. Regardless, i consider those failures to have led to my meeting my wife.
My only regret is that i wasnt also a virgin when i took her virginity
Nigga forget teenage love I'm a 25 year old KHV I missed all the love and developmental milestones except getting a degree and job I guess.
I love jesus
Sad that you missed out
Teenage love is shallow and messy
Division is not what we need.
What if i am 18?
>he uses instragram
sounds like someone is a little, dare I say.... rustled?
news flash boyo, your experience at age 15 and others experience at age 15 are vastly different. MOST people who have more than 5 partners in their LIFETIME lose their virginity at the age of 16-17.
having sex at 15 is normal.
imagine being mad at a female because she gets more attention than you hahahahhaha
>realized at 14 I looked better than the average boy
>hadn't yet learned to conceal my autism and live like a human being
>looking back and realizing all the times girls flirted with me and I didn't understand