I got mired hard by an escort today buddy boys. Now what do I do? We've known each other for a month, two months maybe but I took a few weeks to gym and tren and get a proper haircut snd shit and wear a nice outfit. Literally felt like patrick bateman in american psycho with the two hookers.
Now what do I do though? She just text me.
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you paid her to like you user. she's probably just glad she has a client who is physically attractive and wanted to establish rapport by noting that.
unless she's a woman you met who happens to work as an escort, in which case, just treat her like any other chick. that is, if you're cool with her line of work.
They'll always compliment their clients. "Why/how are you single", blablabla
Based
I've become good friends with a chubby escort I've been seeing for a year and a half. At first she didn't even make eye contact with me and found my fit body to be intimidating to the point where she didn't even take her shirt off and would have sex with the lights dimmed super low. We are pretty comfortable now. Shes even introduced me to her fetishes like rape play which still kinda leaves me on edge cause she knows quite a lot about my personal life.
Good.
Yea not sure if I want to go down this road as also seeing a diff girl. She was not like that at all before I became beautiful.
>tfw escort was the only one who texted you happy birthday
I mentioned it like 2 months ago was not expecting her to remember.
I want to see other girls and date on tinder but it's all so tedious. She charges me $150 per 1hr session but we almost always go 2hrs+ talking, sexing and a few times she's even made me dinner. Tinder gold plus drink date will cost at least $50 and won't guarantee a lay.
>when you discover "findom" is an actual fetish that exists for women
What a horrifying dark world we live in.
>some fat bitch with bright colored hair tried to make me her 'pay pig'
Didn't even want to meet up to fuck just wanted me to send her money
jesus user this is extremely fucking pathetic, and sad
i cant believe you felt like this was somehow something to brag about and that anyone would be impressed, but its just pitiful
i hope you can seriously re-evaluate your life and get out of the deep pit your obviously in
Is she fat/chubby?
They are the ones that mire the most. Skinny thot escorts below 30yrs old have plenty of fit Chads to choose from in real life so I hardly get any mires from them.
She doesn't remember you stupid fucking idiot
Remember he paid somebody to compliment him so he can come here and tell about it. The cringe is so hard I can feel my abs getting sore.
We were chatting during the session and I mentioned I was turning 30 in February. This was back in December. She texted me the day of my birthday. Idgaf she probably wrote it down or something. The thing is she was the only one that remembered. Kinda sad honestly.
We're all in the same pit
Jesus lads, how many goddamn fitizens have turned to whoring at some point? Why? Do you hide it from others? I’d be surprised if anyone I know has hired an escort, so I’m down for some stories.
I'm an ugly fuck. Never even kissed a girl and I've had sex with at least 15 escorts.
I'm not sure you understand what a mire is.
Escorts are human too. Why would they not have genuine emotions or feedback?
Escorts are still people and that may have also been a business tactic cause you'll feel more connected and are more likely to keep coming back to her so take it with a grain of salt
I use to do it for fun if I didn't have any bites on the dating apps kind of a fetish for me to pay a girl even hotter when u know she's not a escort but you convince them to do it
Why do white men always fall for this obvious trick to keep you as a paying customer? Same shit as putting “No Black Men” on her advertisement - it makes white men feel special and empowered lmao
>No Black Men
That's for personal safety.
Its to soothe the insecurities white men have around the BBC stereotype. Almost every escorts pimp is Black
>Escorts are human too
>business tactic
I've been seeing her every week for the past year and she texts me random memes every once in a while. She's got me locked in no need to text me randomly.
Lol either you have zero self awareness and you deserve to be tricked out or youre trolling
Yeah I'm being tricked. I'm still going to see her regardless if she texts me or not. She's seeing me for a ridiculously low price and I get to stay for way longer than I pay her.
$150 an hour is not cheap, even if she stays for 2+ hours. Have some self respect
Depends on the area but here in Texas the going rate per hour is around $300. She's very easy on my wallet. I'd be down to date girls but I can't get matches on tinder cause I'm ugly.
i lost my virginity to an escort. she told me my dick was a good size. her pussy smelt like lobster. i guess she had a yeast infection. i like seafood, though, so it wasn't so bad.
How did you manage being ugly? Asking for a friend
Jesus fuck
OP here wow all this thread became was BBC and jealous haters. She wouldn't keep repeating it and such. I know her shes a bitch, really nasty attitude. So whatever tf happened (only factor was my looks changed) she went from being rude to fawning over me. And I know people here the Chads all have barbie doll type generic white women they won't even date an Asian girl. And this escort is not white and english is not her first language.
My nickname for her is el goblina due to this fact but really just want to ask her out for her traditional cusine tacos as shes from Brazil.
And like Latinas shes pretty much a nigga due to her dark skin and she listens to generic R&B from 2000s.
fuck your own asshole
Where does a guy find escorts without getting arrested and humiliated?
Bro
Hi Yas Forums, what do i write after saying hi to girls on tinder and them saying hi back? Don't want to start with any cringe one liners when i start messaging but i don't know how to open up dialogue if they have no obviously interesting things to talk about on their profile.
Please help
>>tfw escort was the only one who texted you happy birthday
Reciprocation rule. 10 seconds for a message gives her a good chance for more revenue. You feel like it means something because she is one person and not a company sending you a letter.
Coom on the gym equipment
bro, id rather be celibate for the rest of my life than stoop to fucking a proz
Do what Bateman did, do it right fucking meow. Get a knife and stab her. PLEASEE DO IT. GO ALL INSANE AND DO IT!!¡¡
why don‘t you post a pic of her and we‘ll see if it‘s worth the effort to text her back.
>maximize revenue
Yea if I only saw her every once in a while but I see her every week already and she knows this.
Holding customers, what's so hard to grasp?
Be real, until she lets you fuck her for free, you're another one of her dudes.
>want to try anal
>coke can wide dick so every escort denies my request
I even struggle to have regular sex with prostitutes. Gotta go really slow.
I'm not missing out much right?
Who is this guy I keep seeing everywhere?
Lmao getting mired by whores doesn't count son.
Wait so you would pay girls who weren't escorts to have sex with you? How did you bring this up and how much would you have to pay?
i regret my time fucking a prostitute
not because it was a prostitute, but because i was drunk and she was a big fat negress
why did you pay for that shit LOL
because i was drunk, stupid and horny
i would have fucked my bank account empty that night if my bros didn't stop me
"how are you"
Prostitutes will put in more effort if you're fit because its easier to fuck a fit guy for money that to fuck a disgusting sub human specimen. Just like a shop assistant will do more for a polite customer than a horrible one. It's still just a business transaction though and you are a source of income and nothing more to her.
if you're paying her, don't believe a word she says
>escort wants me to eat her out
Should I refuse?
How is that a question idiot. Thousands of dicks went there and you cant tell wether or not you should put your tongue ?
So thats a yes?
Yeah your right but she guilt trips me everytime. She leg locks me when in mish and won't let me continue/thrust until I eat her out. I don't know how to say no to her for fear she might break my dick or assault me.
If she's clean go for it
Thats when youre supposed to take your hands and wrap them around her neck very tightly. Let go when her legs give out.
How can you find a escort? My horniness is killing me