No fruits or vegetables

>live in West Texas town
>go to grocery store down the road
>all the toilet paper is gone
>my precious flushable wipes are still there
>mfw people don't understand the glory of flushable wipes
>mostly everything else is still in stock
>walk through the chip aisle
>95% of the shelves are empty

Why are some people so fucking dumb and fat?

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>not having a bidet
$30 on Amazon.
Also people are dumb and panicking because they've never gone through this sort of thing before.

Based same here except i have deenz too

>work at a grocery store

All day long people ask me if the store is closing.

I tell them our sales are way up and that the shelves look terrible because people are hoarding.

I saw this shit at CVS too
>go to buy deenz and peanuts and some other stuff
>chip aisle empty
>ramen aisle empty

You reckon this is just a bit of panic and it'll blow over? asking for a friend.

Is it going to taste good if i don't have cinnamon or fruit? I do have peanut butter but not sure how that would work

3 things were emptied out today at my regular store
>toilet paper
>canned tuna
>almost the entire poultry fridge
Are these people fucking retarded? Chicken is going to expire by the end of the weak

Its like 10% real panic and 90% people reading stupid shit on facebook and larping because they are bored.

Nobody intelligent participates.

Yes, just be cautious and keep your tank full

They don't care about disaster prep, they are just worried everyone else will get the chicken and they won't have any so they buy a lot.

This is the biggest Happening since 9/11, it's worse than any Flu we've seen before and it's only going to get worse as more people get infected. Viruses can mutate and symptoms can become even more deadly.

I hope you have a gun, if not go to /k/ and they'll set you up. Stock up on non-perishables and gasoline. If you don't have a generator, get one. Gloves and respirators are encouraged if you can find them. Stay safe buddy.

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Yes, the hysteria is going to be worse than the disease, just like in a hurricane. The mortality rates for people under 60 are negligible, but shutting down the economy on purpose is going to badly hurt folks under 60.
It'll taste a bit nutty, but why not go buy cinnamon? People haven't been panicbuying spices and sauces (although I'm not sure why. They'll be awfully bored of eating unflavored rice, beans, and pasta after about a week).

Stick it in the deep freezer

Peanut butter + oats = big flavor
Do it senpai

Cinnamon was the one spice at my local HEB that was completely sold out, not sure why
How much peanut butter per 1 cup of oats?

Weird. We've got it at both the HEBs near me

my store the tp, water, and meat section was cleared out, like why you buying a steak, that's a luxury item with no shelf life

Beef jerky learn to /ck/

based and filthyhippiepilled

with heat and water

You can do 2 tablespoons, but it's gonna be thicc. Sometimes I have trouble eating it all.

Based and Aldi pilled.
Dollar Tree has dried rice and legumes up the ass at $1/#

>He asks, on the internet.

Are you retarded or underage?

Yeah, my store was out of potatoes, onions, TP, tissues, paper towels, bottled water, and every raw meat except pork ribs. Half the canned soup and canned vegetables were gone. I ended up buying a rack of ribs to feed my family for the next 2 days, lol.

>Steak is a luxury item

Jesus Christ no wonder everyone is so fat and unhealthy these days

Boil with water or milk. Add anything like banana, jam, honey, seeds, granola etc.
Its breakfast on easy mode.

York in UK here.
We're out of; TP, Pasta, Rice, Beans, all meat (Frozen or Fresh), Bread (Not fresh though?), all fruit but banana, all veg besides peppers and herbs, all pills besides allergy, expensive ibuprofen and aspirin, most cleaning supplies too.
Pretty mad desu, I felt pretty good buying stuff noone else was.

why the fuck are these retards hording eggs milk fruit and veg? 2-3 weeks and that shit will be bad (but longer for eggies but still)

A decent cut of steak is $8/lb+, whereas chicken and pork are $2/lb

1lb ribeye 1500cals. 1lb chickenbreast 450cals since you fuck dont eat the skin. 800cals if you do.

what are you blathering about, fat asses eat too much steak, not too little

weird, went to the shops a week ago on day before re-stock and all that was gone was toilet paper and beer

freezer

Are we going to run out of meat bros?

Not in BASED Texas

>Nobody intelligent participates.

This.

The only hoarders/preppers I know are unemployed sub-90IQ retards. Normal people just go on about their lives.

Shitty ground beef and chicken breast is the only thing sold out because of dipshit hoarders. There's plenty of steak and fish.

That's how I roll, dubs of truth. My fridge is always empty. I ain't gonna change how I eat because of this stupid hysteria.

I did have to buy 8 rolls of toilet paper today. Normally I do 4 at a time and it lasts me weeks but motherfuckers bought all that shit and I was out so had to over buy. Lucky I found any tbqh.

>That sudden, unpredictable cut.

I live in Germany and I'm confused by Americans talking about "steel cut oats" and "quick oats" and all that.

When I go to the store, they just have oats. What do I do with them?
What does "steel cut oats" even mean? Sounds like that Japanese "steel folded 1000 times" bullshit. Are the oats folded 1000 times?

I keep ~a month worth of packaged food at home for precisely this kind of a scenario, how is that dumb? Now I don’t have to worry about fighting soccer moms for a gallon of milk.

Yes the oats are folded 1000 times to make your colon bleed from 1000 cuts

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you can freeze eggs and milk?

Rice cooker in porridge setting.

You can freeze anything, yes.. I usually freeze bread

People who already have lots of long shelf life preps are buying fresh, to have a buffer of eating well before relying on preps. Unlike you panic stricken last minute chumps. Have fun suckin peens for deens.

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A gallon of milk usually turns rancid on me within two weeks, how are you storing a months worth?

If you want bread, just buy yeast and flour from the store (nobody is buying this) and get a bread maker from goodwill (or the UK equivalent of a secondhand store) for like £20. Flour lasts along time and yeast is always available and dirt cheap. You'll have fresh bread for months and once the bread maker is purchased, the cost of bread is pennies per loaf.