Fph thread

Turned down a triple chin lardy at work two weeks ago

Felt good to exercise that self control

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Does anyone here have the Architect James bond gif where hes blowing up a planet fitness? It was posted a few days ago but like a Fool I forgot to save it

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I've taken a few for the team back in the day, and can say with utmost confidence that they are disgusting to have sex with. So no, I don't want to be anywhere near them in an intimate capacity.

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what am I looking at?

A hideous person

Me, well "chubby", like Siri.

I'm struggling with that myself right now. There's a girl I fooled around with many years ago who has gained a lot of weight since then. Yesterday she posted a picture of her cleavage on snapchat and I couldn't help myself. I sent her a message saying that while it had been a long time since I had seen them, it looked like her boobs have grown. Less than a minute after she sent me a couple pictures of her tits. I hate fat people, fat women in particular, but there's something so hot about the fact that she'd do basically whatever I told her to do just because I'm so out of her league. I jerked off to those pictures last night and felt so ashamed of myself afterwards. I don't really want to go fuck her because I know I'd regret it, but I think it would could be pretty hot in the moment because I have no respect for her and would manhandle her fat ass and hate fuck the shit out of her. I think the reality would be much less hot than my imagination, but I still want to sext with her and get her to send me shit. Help me bros.

This is fat people hate, not ugly people.

the king of Yas Forums

It never is I used to mess with those fatasses and finally got my hands on someone that isn't covered in fat and it's a world of difference fucking that. For once I can fuck someone that can actually spread her legs and can be on top. If your dry spell is that bad no one can stop you but try to find anything else.

It piss

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>you're supporting a string of EUGENICS

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He just like 5% fat barely noticeable

>it is roots
I fucking hate ESL faggots so much

You'll regret it. Don't do it.

>not knowing JG Wentworth

I won't fuck her, but can I just jerk off to shit she sends me? I can dodge actually fucking her until she gives up, especially with coronavirus. The ego boost is nice. I talk to actual qts on apps, but I keep getting ghosted when I actually try to take them out on a date. Admittedly I don't go out all that much, I have lots of projects I like to waste time on at home. Clubs aren't really my thing, and places I like (dive bars) don't have single attractive women who go there very often. I'm not a mega autist, people seem to like me and I make an impression most remember. Even things like social sports leagues, most of the time they're during the week and people have work the next day. Another place where moderately attractive single women are in surprisingly short supply.

Whatever, I'll stop blogposting now.

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I hope you figure it out, user

A literal fitness retard.

You guys are a trip, get some self respect. Your problem is hilarious to me.

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Imagine being this fucking stupid. These people are beyond NPC.

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Don't do it bro. You'll likely regret it, doubly so if anyone finds out.

877 cash now?

one of gods greatest men

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Absolute not, no. They fucking repulse me.

I'm a femanon and I read fph because I hate fat fucks who think they empower women by telling them they're powerless over something as base as wanting a fucking sleeve of oreos

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Stopped reading at femanon

you get ghosted because you're ugly

I browse there threads to remind me of what I could have become had I not gone down the path of redemption.

>on the down low
This entire board is filled with guys who have a weird addiction to fat women. Half of them are honest about it, the other half are haes retards who raid fitness sites larping as Chads that can't get enough of their yeasty cunts.

>she did the 8 hour arms workout

Na I find them absolutly repulsive on every level.

Never

This board is filled with fat women trying to psyop someone who isn't a hambeast into giving them the d.

Yas Forums's particular brands of psyops are
>nofap is retarded guys WATCH PORN NOW
>I can't get enough thicc [obese] girls
>men under 6'3" should just kill themselves
Then of course there's the JIDF spamming 20 year old fat Nazi pics in these threads.

I have a fat gf, but we don’t engage in coitus, and I don’t fap to fat girls. I only date her because I make her happy

order 66

based brainlet

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Being fat isnt a gene.

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Honestly that list has shown me how much it's improved. I mean I didn't see the vegan brainwashing that would have been on that list years ago.

this is even more cope than healthy at every size stuff

Nobody love fat women. Literally everyone who finds THICC hot are actually smelly landwhales larping as real men.

I dated a fat chick. I will never date one again and I avoid fucking them.

Me too and me too

but sweety.. you are powerless already.

motherfucker