Gyms all over the country closed down on government order bcs of covid-19

I'm scared of what is ahead of me when it comes to my private life.
I'm a 31 year old kissless, handholdless virgin. Let's unpack this, as the Reddit saying goes.
I have not had any of the completely normal experiences that most people have had. I'm miserable about it but that's the way things are and there is nothing I can do about the past. I have never gone on a walk with a girl and held her hand. I have never experienced intimacy in pretty much any way. I have never kissed anybody. Now, remembering that for most women a kiss will tell them whether they would like to have sex with a man or not, lacking skills and experience in this area makes me both undesirable and nervous.
I have never had sex lads. Nearly everybody at my age has done it and a very high percentage of women (!) have already had a baby at that point. Not even going into the usual Yas Forums roastie hate/cock carousel/etc. stuff. Just think of both the experience and expectations that women can have about sex with a man who's 31.
Now, what are my options? An uphill walk however I look at it. I can either collect experience through unimportant, fleeting contacts with women, going on an awkward date after date, at some point starting to collect awkward kiss after another, and then at some point trying to decide whether to simply go for it with a woman and come in my pants or the second she touches me and then apologizing, feeling like shit and then hoping that the next time with another woman will be better, trying to move on, and then again and again... Or go to a prostitute a number of times and have to face exactly the same stuff that I described earlier anyway.
I'm not feeling sorry for myself or just whining like a bitch, at least I'm really trying not to. But it feels lonely waking up, going to work where every single person's life is so different from mine. It simply. feels. lonely. And loneliness is crushing.

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And I know what a lot of you could say because I tell some things to myself every day. Maybe the women I'll meet will be understanding. Maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe she'll be attracted to me so much that she won't mind (...that I lost my virignity to a hooker or that I'm a virgin). But after 31 years I'm sick of living in a fantasy land where my life is awful but it's okay because I have plans and fantasies about what my ideal sex/romantic life would look like.
I jest want to say I'm lonely. You're the only people I feel comfortable saying this to, lads.
I am lonely.

You are overthinking it. Puddles of slime have been having sex for millions of years. It is literally what you were made to do. There’s really nothing to it. Like breathing.

Just fuck hookers man you already know you gotta do it. It wont be half as big of a deal as it is now once you're over with it.
Also yeah you might have to settle for a single mother as a beta provider if you want kids someday. It's unlikely anyone else will stick around given your lack of experience. The someone will like you for who you are fantasy is bullshit. You're old enough, grow up.

Lmao just get an escort bruh. They are hot and will give you a MUCH better experience. If its that important to you might as well. Literally millions of men use escorts, there's nothing to it also you will realize sex means nothing and doesn't feel all that amazing

I'm just a shit person and idk how to fix or cope with it.
>talk to a group of people
>friend or family begins talking with them
>they immediately like them more.
Id love to be more liked

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>thot trying to play the most obvious shell game of all time
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WAAAAAAAAAAAH

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the only consolotion that I can give is that I'm the exact same as you but 27 years old. kissless, handholdless, virgin manlet

When this all started happening i was kinda excited i have to admit. Not that i want people die, but at least something interesting is going on. But i'm starting to get scared. Merkel just went on tv and calmly explained how everything non essential is going to be shut down. Shits feels surreal, like out of a movie.
Not to mention that gyms closing is fucking with my gains

Quite annoyed with Corona, currently doing a project for my masters with 4 others one girl who's the only girl I've ever gotten on very well with. Won't be with them in person for a few weeks but doing calls.

>be in a group of three people including myself
>having a conversation
>within minutes it devolves into the two other people having an involved conversation with each other, both genuinely interested in what the other person is saying
>and I'm just sitting there, not knowing how to be involved again

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OK, here's the deal. You need to handle your shit, now. What your lacking is called "reference experiences" - basically training and memories you can fall back on regarding relationships, interacting with people, etc. If you were 18 or 22 it's a lot easier to fix this than at 31, but you're not totally fucked yet.
The question is, is this because you lost the genetic lottery and are an actual uggo, or because you have zero social skills? Probably just the later.
Your singular goal right now should be 3 things:
> Handle your shit. You need to make sure you have a future, a career, something. If you live in your parents basement eating tendies than it's over for you, sorry.
> Max out your looks as much as possible. Visible abs, muscle, etc are great- but just getting in shape will go a long way. You need to stand out from the crowd of bitch men.
> Get out and meet people, make new friends, AND try to meet as many women as possible. Your probably not doing this. You need to do this if you even have a chance, and the dating market GETS WORSE FOR EVERY YEAR YOU ARE ALIVE AND DO NOT DO THIS. The women get worse, and you start seeing the only ones 'single' are with personality problems and those just after money. It's not worth it. Date younger if possible.

Given the sexual hangups, I wouldn't even feel bad about hiring an escort at this point. just explain to them you feel like your lack of experience is hurting your dating game and you need to know what a girl likes so you can perform better. They can help with that. You get to have sex. No, it wont completely make up for the last decade of you playing vidya and not meeting people. Just know that it's only a temporary "relationship", and you're going to have a pile of chemicals in your brain which want you to fall in love with them- you need to be aware of this and fight it.

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Don't get a prostitute and don't get an escort.
Get someone you really trust. And be open about your situation. But learn to not be ashamed. With all you could and could not influence along your way, it seems like life just hasn't gifted you with the experience you're looking for yet.

I am working out just the same, making massive gains cause I train 3 to 4 hours every day with an on point diet. Still, this shit sucks so much, I got this bitch that wants my dick and won't stop teasing me but I'm literally not allowed to leave the house, she's too far away to risk it in the middle of a quarantine

I Don't care if the gym is closed, I'm still going

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I actually dont mind that at all. Itd just be nice if I could be cool with people.

>no fit, hairy bf
Also magic is hard as fuck, even for demigods.

the version of the man who sold the world is the midge ure cover

HE GOT GOT

based and midge(t)pilled

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just stop being such fucking losers

there, solved it for you

My phd program and scholarship in Japan just got canceled today because of the virus (I am european). Working towards this was what got me out of a serious depression two years ago and what made me get up every morning and work hard. I am destined to be worthless nobody loser forever. I should have just killed myself back then.

>Meet new person
>Inevitably make more and more minor social mistakes cause I'm a fucking autist that has to manually perform social ques
>Can visibly see their opinion of me lower after every interaction
>We eventually just stop talking or acknowledging each other

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I will be a 31 year old kiss less virgin in May and this post describes me. I kinda hope this virus kills me

Make her come to you

>qt girl I'd been seeing for about 2 months didnt want to meet up last week
>doesnt look like she wants to meet up this week either
Idk what happened. I didn't act needy, fucked her good, generally had a lot of fun with her. She introduced me to all her friends. Thought I might finally get a gf, now I'm just gonna die alone from some chink virus instead.

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related feel
>hang out with friends
>always talk about what's going on in their lives
>nobody ever gives a shit what i'm doing

Sorry to hear that user, sounds like whatever happened didn't happen because of you

Be glad she's displaying the red flags so prominently and so early on. Get out while you still can.

I just cope with the fact that I'm a social retard. I can't make friends myself and need to be introduced to new people through my friend group. I keep trying but it hardly works out

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sometimes it really do be like that man, not your fault.

at least you can always keep getting those gains.

I'm on the edge. I kinda sorta want the world to end.
I kinda want this virus to completely destroy this world. Living in this state of limbo is unironically worse than just a state of utter chaos.

God. Damn. It.
It might be time to join the home gym master race.

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>Been going out with a girl for a month
>4 dates
>Not sure where its even going

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Whoops

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I have no insurance so if this virus gets me I’m going to die a virgin

Hookers will get real, real cheap if shit hits the fan

Im 166 cm and bald

Make it clear to her what you want, if she still is fucking around, drop her.

I keep going on different dates with different chicks, and they never go anywhere meaningful. Frankly, I'm ready to stop bothering, women just aren't worth the hassle for anything beyond a quick lay it feels like.

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Leave her, user. It's the only option. Having children is far more important than whatever affection you feel for her now.

Leaving a fiance doesn't have any legal repercussions, but leaving your legally married wife will.

>suddenly she wants no kid
That's a huge red flag man, like the size of Texas
hope you find a better woman soon.

>no kids
with you maybe, bet she wants to get pregnant by tyrone and have a digglet with him.

Jokes on them, I work out at home because I minimize human contact even without a Chinese plague. Fuck doing things in public.

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>your health and safety are important to BUT NOT YOUR GAINS

All gyms are closed in tristates plus PA. What are my options? I'm thinking about paying to use random apartment's gym.

They even closed my apartments tiny fucking workout room. I'm so mad.

>gf and i are both chubby and sedentary
>i start eating properly and exercising
>she keeps saying she'll start dieting but never actually does anything and still eats like shit
>fast forward a few months
>i look a lot better but she's still fat

How can i convince her to do something? I love her and she's an amazing gf. I can honestly see myself spending the rest of my life with her, but now her looks are starting to bother me. She's already no looking as good as she used to, and it'll only go downhill from here if she doesnt take care of herself.

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Honestly kinda based of her, she's giving you a heads up to leave now rather than get fucked hard by the courts when you're married

>meet qt in one of my classes
>hit it off from the first day
>feel like I actually have a chance with her
>our interactions slow as the semester progresses because our class is frequently canceled
>last Thursday our college closed campus for 3 weeks due to COVID-19
>reasonably upset, but hopeful that I will see her again in April
>college just announced that campus will be closed for the remainder of the spring semester

It isn't fair, Yas Forums. I finally had a path to normiedom and got fucked by something completely out of my control. Now I'm 150 miles away at my parents' house and I'll probably never see her again.

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Fuck a fatty who is most likely more desperate than you if you want to get your fear to subside
Otherwise don't even fucking sweat it. If someone truly likes you then they will not mind that you're nervous or you don't know how to do it (kissing or having sex)