I just officially named by firstborn son 'Bull'

I just officially named by firstborn son 'Bull'
How much of a Chad do you think he will be? Also, what age should I start him lifting for optimal F R A M E gains?

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buy him a weight set for his 15th birthday and tell him you'll buy him whey once a month if he uses it.

i think hes either going to be a fucking gigachad or a fucking freak.

should've named him lyon

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are you a retard yourself?

Stupid name, he'll get bullied to shit and become a trap for actual chad

You have named your son after an animal. And it's a good thing that I put down animals. Thank you user.

>lol your name is "bowl"???

He going to suck dick from glory holes at gas stations

Congrats on making sure he gets bullied for the rest of his life kek

You start calisthentics early
You put him in team sports around 10
You put him in martial arts around 14
You put him in weight lifting around 16

>not naming him Sue
Yep, he’s ngmi

Based, that is an excellent idea for my second son (thankfully my father and brothers all produce only boys)

How about giving your child a name that isn't garbage?
>Choose name based on cultural heritage
>Then choose name with strong meaning
Not hard.

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>he thinks bowl and bull are pronounced the same
Americans, everyone

Great now everyone's gonna call him "bullshit"
Should've just named your son "Chad" if you wanted him to be Chad, dumbass

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>actual strong name
>meme name only used by social retards on the internet
Don't bring memes into the real world, retard

he's going to grow up to be white trash
or this
but he will definitely resent you for doing something this retarded

>user has a son
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He will probably be an obese racist small town sheriff in some Southern shithole

>grow up to be white trash
I'm a military officer and my wife is a pharmacist. He will be a warrior and a scholar

should have named him nigger hehehe

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i don't think bull is a strong name lol

mfw americans

tee hee

Underrated

Because youre a pussy twink with 11 inch biceps and the testosterone level of a preteen girl. You wouldn't have the slightest idea of what a strong masculine name was even if it slapped you in the face with it's cock

pic fucking related

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I know you're larping but whatever.
You just fucking jinxed your son with a name like that.
He's gonna be bull-ied, grow up to become a closet homo and a full sissy later.

There are manly original names out there, rename him before it's too late.

In many cultures, bull is an insult like donkey is. Op you really need to change it to leo or lion

Make that 12

this thread is now a based childrens name thread
Im thinking Elizabeth or Anastasia if I'm lucky enough to have a daughter.
Boys names are kind of a wash, I want to continue my family tradition in having Greek Orthodox names (mine is Evangelos) but there's not a whole lot I'm all about

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>Armstrong
>Duncan
>Dick
>Lionnel
>Ace
>Ethan

I'm not even from America and I know these all all better than Bull

The only reasonable advice itt. Only genetic freaks are able to put on muscle at 12 through weight training. At least wait for his balls to fully drop before putting him under a bar.

>amerimutt
>culture

LOL

>lucky enough to have a daughter

Daughter will carry on another man's name and blood, not yours.
Based names for sons are king names like Richard, George, Henry, Charles, Roland, etc.

>Liam
>Finn
>Ulysses
>Victor

>Liam
Normie trendy white girl name

reminds me of those parents who named their son 'alexander leonidas'

if you don't want people to make fun of your son's shit name, don't post about it you sensitive retard

did you allow the jews to offer his penis skin as sacrifice?

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No, he'll be the BULLy

>>Dick
kek

His nickname will definitely end up being "shit"

anyways OP your retarded and your prob more like hank hill than rambo, and your son gonna end up like bobby. a weird fat kid that gets bullied and disappoints you and is prob gay but in either case effeminate. Or he grows into a boring get off my lawn type american with beer gut

German British ameri"mutts" are better looking on average than any so called "pure" european. Just get over it

No, I'm Danish, not American

Imagine being named Dick and owning it.

Truest of chad behaviour.

sad and cringepilled, putting down a fellow king who's actually trying to raise his son to be strong, someone all of your father's failed at.

Keep up the good work, OP

calling each other king is gay and cringe. so is not telling a man when he asks your honest opinion.

ngmi

seriously calling your son bull is retarded

>military officer
>warrior

Kek

Aggressively meme him into fitness & dominance from a young age and he’ll be gigachad. People suck dick at parenting, I memed my brother (10 years younger) from birth, he eclipsed 1/2/3/4 at 15

Honestly pronouncing bull like bowl sounds more British.

>ay yo bullshit bend over so Tyrone can give you a swirly cuh

>living in a country with niggers
>sending your kids to a school with niggers
cringe

>sad and cringepilled, putting down a fellow king who's actually trying to raise his son to be strong, someone all of your father's failed at.
>keep up the good work, OP
Not only did this guy name his son "Bull", but he then decided to go on here and ask if he made the right choice, and how alpha his son will be. This kid never stood a chance, because his dad is a retard who takes all internet memes seriously. He'll probably make his son do retard meme exercises and start jelqing at 5.

You know, the only people I have ever seen use the phrase "queen" when talking about mediocre people are fat negresses, so I often wonder what a fuckups a KANGZ poster must be

it's a meme word, new fag

I think Bull is a pretty cool name, what's your man?

Not him but my name is Rex. Nice to meet you user

hehehe good one

This but if he has the personality for it put him in wrestling at like 5. If he doesn't like it try it again in middle school

hahaahahah you just sentenced your son to a shitty name, I can guarantee he will ask himself through his life why his faggot father named him bull

How tall is your brother?