Killing myself

I've alienated the girl of my dreams by being a creep and now I can't go to the gym anymore. The fucking world is ending and I don't want to wait around for someone to knife me in the throat over a roll of paper towls. I'm throwing myself off the Colorado Street Bridge at 7:00 PM today.

It's been fun shitposting here over the last few years. I'll miss you all.

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>killing yourself over a girl

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Kek

Dont kill yourself over some thot bro. There are literally millions out there.

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Don't be stupid, my nigga

You can always fix your mistakes by talking with her about what happened and you are really sorry

Also, in case that you can't fix it, she isn't the only girl in town, you dumbass

The world is falling apart, you don't care about your life and you want to miss out on the greatest shitshow of our times instead of hanging out with us getting comfy and shitposting about the happenings. Idiot.

Oswaldo mosely?

Do it faggot

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if your gonna kill yourself make it worthwhile. [redacted] a politician and then get [redacted] by cops. or something like that don't just jump off a bridge.

Greentext before you kys please

Good riddance

>It's been fun shitposting here over the last few years. I'll miss you all.
DO A BACKFLIP NIGGA
live stream it or you're not a real nigga
also this corona shit isn't a big deal, dumbass.
You're just making an excuse to justify it.
you're wrong. stop being delusional and kill yourself without the delusion.
accept that your life always sucked and that you hate this boring game.

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it can't be that hard to get a gun in California. DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE

>lifting for women
>killing yourself after being rejected by literally one girl

lmao go ahead. You sound like a weak dyel faggot anyways

Things will get better, user. You just gotta make sure you're around for em, okay?

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>jumping off a bridge
ngmi

>girl of your dreams
half the population is female, stop simping, you sound like a so.yboy.

Also the real recession should come in 5-10 yrs when 1/3 the gov GDP is used to pay the debt, Corona hopefully causes one early

>Dont kill yourself over some thot bro. There are literally millions out there.

>Don't be stupid, my nigga
>You can always fix your mistakes by talking with her about what happened and you are really sorry
>Also, in case that you can't fix it, she isn't the only girl in town, you dumbass

>Things will get better, user. You just gotta make sure you're around for em, okay?

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Quality post you fucking retard, take a page out of OP's book and throw yourself off a bridge. You wojack posters are fucking annoying.

On second thought, kill urself lmao

>I've alienated the girl of my dreams by being a creep

lol don't let that feminist bullshit get to you OP. "being a creep" is just normal male behavior 99% of the time, you've done nothing wrong. The "girl of your dreams" is just a cunt just like most females. You gonna let some cunt dictate whether you live or die? Stop being a whiny pussy. You think you're the first person on the planet to get turned down and called a creep? That happens to every guy on the planet at some point. Even "chad" Get over it.

I know you're gonna be like "no this time it's different! she was the one!!!" There is no "one". It's all just hormones and chemicals fucking with your brain. Seriously you just got tricked by pheromones into worshipping someone who wasn't worth your time. Give yourself a chance to cool down and get over those love hormones and you'll realize whatever you did wasn't that bad and this whore wasn't worth it. She's just another person like you and me, except probably a whole lot dumber and weaker. Her opinion of you shouldn't have any affect on you.

fuck you have so much to live for. I guarantee in 5 years this shit won't even matter to you anymore. killing yourself now over this nonimportant bullshit will be the biggest fucking waste. You're too good for that.

>Quality post you fucking retard, take a page out of OP's book and throw yourself off a bridge. You wojack posters are fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>I've alienated the girl of my dreams
>im killing myself because a girl I liked as a hot piece of meat didn't throw herself at me
literally elliot rogers mentality level of retardation.
dude I jerked off to gianna michaels for years of my life, in some ways I grew up with her.
am I going to have the retarded thought of her for some reason, somehow coming to met me up and living happy?
fuck no, I just like yanking it to her.
I can separate that shit.
so when I see a hot girl walking down the street i think
>DAMNNNNNN she is fine
instead of
>oh my god this is how i'll tell our grandkids how we met
>wait what the fuck why isn't she throwing herself at me?
>AAAAHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
You were always going to die. you killing yourself doesn't make a difference, except it pisses off the gov. fags cuz they miss out of taxing you for the remainder of your life.
Do what you what bro, I'm not obligated to feel bad for you and you weren't obligated to make this post.
you could have just jumped and be completely forgotten.
why'd you make this post?
to attention whore?
are you a women?
post tits.

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>>I've alienated the girl of my dreams by being a creep
>lol don't let that feminist bullshit get to you OP. "being a creep" is just normal male behavior 99% of the time, you've done nothing wrong. The "girl of your dreams" is just a cunt just like most females. You gonna let some cunt dictate whether you live or die? Stop being a whiny pussy. You think you're the first person on the planet to get turned down and called a creep? That happens to every guy on the planet at some point. Even "chad" Get over it.
>I know you're gonna be like "no this time it's different! she was the one!!!" There is no "one". It's all just hormones and chemicals fucking with your brain. Seriously you just got tricked by pheromones into worshipping someone who wasn't worth your time. Give yourself a chance to cool down and get over those love hormones and you'll realize whatever you did wasn't that bad and this whore wasn't worth it. She's just another person like you and me, except probably a whole lot dumber and weaker. Her opinion of you shouldn't have any affect on you.
>fuck you have so much to live for. I guarantee in 5 years this shit won't even matter to you anymore. killing yourself now over this nonimportant bullshit will be the biggest fucking waste. You're too good for that.

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DO A BACKFLIP!

Do it fag

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stan TWICE nigga. there are 9 of them, even an ugly one for the beta boys. Feel Special and Breakthrough
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suicide is a waste now. you're too far into the game to give up.

Please please PLEASE provide pic before doing it, you will make it into the history of this site. Gl user, ill see you on the other side if you do it. But at least try to reach out to someone close before you actually go through with it, maybe you're making a mistake.

Tell us the story about what happened OP. I smell a real solid greentext from this.

Post body faggot.

Do a flip, faggot.

That's forever man. You can't come back to life if you change your mind later.

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Just fight a war lol
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Preferably not for Israel

Not op, but twice made me more depressed than I ever was

>I'm throwing myself off the Colorado Street Bridge at 7:00 PM today.

lol pic related.

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is this true dude

i've been talking to the girl of my dreams, got too drunk with her and came on way too strong, she's been cold ever since. is it salvageable?

Wow, okay
Go kill yourself over one girl. I'm not going to stop you.
There's so much more to live for other than some girl who will get old eventually with saggy tits and wrinkles. If you did get a relationship with her, you'll get to learn to hate each other over the years.
But go on kill yourself because your dick didn't get to be in her vagina and ass.

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You better stream it faggot

The world isn't ending, dumbass.

a reminder

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Actually you didn’t alienate her by being a creep. If you were hot she would have been okay with whatever you said or did, even found it charming. You alienated her by being unattractive in ways that you can’t fix. If you choose to live you’ll spend your entire life struggling to get even basic respect from women.

>Killing yourself because some girl won't talk to you anymore
Simp

What's this got to do with being fit, jump already

This.

Go take out trudeau, merkle or macaron. Or go to the UK and take some hostages and demand they release the grooming gang report in full with no redactions to the public

If you wanna kill yourself over some used up thot, you honestly deserve to, and should die. She is also likely disgusted with your extreme beta simp attitude. If you wanna hang in a little more, wait until she is ready to settle down with a nice good simp, such as you.

Have a soft landing, retard gay homo.

Based

Why kill yourself? There is little doubt that you have been working harder than her by virtue of being a man. Since you are therefore more valuable, why not kill her?

stream it you won't

at least rape

don't do it man, things can and will always get better

Oi
What time is that in aussie time?
Some head over and live stream it for me.

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I wouldn't bother user. You'll probably fail at that to

one less weak white man in the world

Will you livestream it?

>fitness

You shouldn't kill yourself because of a girl. You should kill yourself because you are gay

He's throwing himself off a bridge, that's fitness alright. I wanna see YOU do it and survive, faggot.

Killing yourself over a girl is absolutely tragic.

Light yourself on fire in a synagogue and shit on the floor

in that case post body

>NOOOO MY GIRLERINO AND GYMNERINO I CANT LIVE WAA WAA
kys normie

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