How do you keep Yas Forums while staying at home/with closed gyms?

Calisthenics. Order some rubber bands online and that's all. I already had dumbells so I'm waiting for the bands. Also, helps to get the wife into some training.
Let's keep it up, guise!!!

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Fucking goblins

>not being an assman

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based coomer

sex is good cardio but I don't have a gf rn

My gym isn't closed :^)

I meditate hard and enter a state of perfect stasis

>tfw no coof goblin gf

Paween Phasri

just perform anti-viral breathing exercises to make yourself immune

youtube.com/watch?v=tybOi4hjZFQ

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Imagine having your gym closed over a nothing burger.

>not loving both in equal measure

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Here in Sweden they encourage us to go to the gym so we all get infected so we all get immunity.

Based. Rule of the strong.

Really basic home routine (pushups, pullups, lunges, jumprope). It's far from ideal but for just a month or so it shouldn't be a massive issue. Doesn't help I can't even really do this at the moment because I'm recovering from a nasty cough, which may or may not be coronavirus

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Have some leftover weights from being ex home gymer, should get me by

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what the fuck are they putting the water?

Estrogen. Literal estrogen.

read that as "liberal estrogen"

Face is the only right pick.

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It will be

Same thing

noice

Based.

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You will lose all gains

this

Tits are for boys
Ass is for niggers
Feet are for men

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Based fellow titty lover

What app is this?

Dunno. Pic related was underage too

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based boomer

no thanks
she looks like a bratz doll

Very nicely stacked.

I MEAN STOCKED!

Nice milkers

I'm gonna need some sauce here

Based

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normally i'm not a tiddy guy but fuck i just wanna put my mouth on em. i bet she smells so good

How do I get a girl with milkers like that?

Why is this thread not shut down

Because jannies always coom, never prune

unironically based

Catechetics and free weights.

Be a 6.5 ft multi-millionaire otter-mode model with a phd and a 7x7 inch dick that ejaculates chocolate.

Who is this? She has a pretty face.

HAHA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

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that's nothing
look at falun dafa

here is proof of its effect
and, although one should not practise with the intent of being healed of illnesses (and i really don't care about that, i want to attain enlightenment in this life), naturally culitvators are free of sickness
here's a study about terminal cancer patients who started cultivating in falun dafa
ascopubs.org/doi/abs/10.1200/JCO.2016.34.15_suppl.e21568
"A total of 147 patients (96.7%) reported complete symptom recovery with 60 patients confirmed by treating physicians. Time to Symptom Recovery was 3.6±3.3 months, and SFS was 52.7±61.1 months.", meaning they were cured and remaind cured for as long as the study was conducetd (over 4 years); they were predicted to die within 5.1±2.7 months

falundafa.org

or don’t be a complete and utter personalitylet lmfao

Bullshit

no

She would never need another square if she just comes into my bunker.

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>personalitylet
are you ok?