Tfw you find out your dad is a coomer

Bookmark them, just in case.

I've jerked off while my mom and aunt were in the next room over with no doors or walls separating us

How do you know about pissing?

>that last entry.

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Dead his dms with the pros

>fat ebony cock teaser
kek what a mad lad

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I don't want to become a coomer like that. Jesus fuck why are we such pathetic coomers?

put me in the screencap

Some years ago I found out that my dad's preferred spank bank material was erotic stories and novels.

My uncle was a literal pastor and when I was like 20, I lived with him since I just started college and I borrowed his laptop to print something out for my application.

He literally was watching foot fetish porn in his history and after that day, I lost so much respect for him and realized most people are full of shit.

Don't be a coomer guys. Rise above.

I once caught my dad watching porn. At least it was normie vanilla porn.

>Racy blonde mommy is giving a pov blowjob to her step-son and getting fucked very hard

i just coomed a little. 10/10 vid

Shit's tough man.
Rise above it

The old iTunes used to scrub the entire hard drives of the computer and it found deep dug in my computer a few nude girls just doing mundane things. I think the site was nubiles.com or something

Not the worst but damn that sent me on my own coomer journey

Found out after my dad passed that he had been seeing escorts on the side for blowies while dating his huge bitch of a gf, can't decide if based or not

you can still save them
pmohackbook.org

>go over to help dad with his computer
>history is just hundreds of m4m craiglist listings
That took a long time to get over.

>That took a long time to get over.
I doubt it's even possible to get over

>90 pages to learn how to stop jerking off
bruh

I'll always think he's a piece of shit but I'm just too tired to be mad anymore. There was a solid year of rage episodes and my mental health was damaged far more than their marriage. It gobbled all of my gains and basically had to start over.

Only the dead know peace from this hell
>Coming home from university
>Dad wants me to clear up the computer because muh viruses
>expect some toolbars and shortcut folders
>He goes to grab a beer while I boot up the PC
>It autoplays a video he never finished watching
>BIG DONKEY COCK UP SMALL LATINA
>XXX HORSE FUCKS DONKEY WITH ELEPHANT DONG
>The girls are questionably aged
>mfw I close all the pop ups in a millisecond but the damage is done
>"So did you get the virus, son?"
>".... yeah...I got it."
>I factory reset that bitch
I never look at him the same way ever again.

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I found out my dad was a rampant foot fetishist when I was 14 and have not respected him since.

He's dead bro lol

Sounds like a lot of virgins are just now realizing that their parents fucked each other alot to conceive them.

Everyones father in this thread has creampied their mom hundreds of times.

stopmasturbationnow.org/category/big-masturbation/
Send him to this link OP. I hope he gets better.

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>find father's stash cialis
>try one
>rock hard for three days
>can't think about anything but wanting to fuck someone
It didn't make me want to fap though which was weird.

Dudes when my family had one desktop computer in the house it was on my dad's desk in the living room. When I was a kid we'd be looking at the TV when looking straight ahead but if I turned my head left you could see him on the computer his back facing us and looking over his shoulders to see the edges of the screen with all sorts of pornography. Just looking at pics and videos of all sorts of shit. Mom, me, and my little brother would all be there pretending not to notice. You'd get up to walk by and he'd click out of it hurriedly as if that was hiding it. Would click out of it to the Windows XP homescreen with a game of solitaire up. It's all I think of when I hear of that game now.

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Some of us were one-night-stands, thank you very much

Nice selection, diverse and challenging but nothing too weird.
Your dad is a man of refined culture and taste.

I just watched the "asian babe" one and it's so nasty now. Thank god nofap saved me from my old degeneracy.

nasty anal vids, dildos, etc. Thank you NoFap jesus for cleaning my mind

My dad's a coomer but it's kind of okay because he's old and my parents separated like 15 years ago. He's pretty lowkey though, other than the fact he has multiple latex girl pages liked on facebook.

That's legit pretty patrician.

Your dad has patrician tastes, btw user

You faggots dont want to become ur fathers now, do you? Stop watching porn.

>dad left my mother before I was born, I never met him, he never paid child support, and he ended up making bank in the stock market
>has 4 other sons I know of, by 3 different mothers
>apparently he never paid a dime
>has all kinds of money, and his current gf looks like she's at least 15 years younger than him

My dad is a fucking legend, desu.

Based God

lol

Big surprise, people watching porn. Who cares honestly

Your a bigger faggot than your father

this is a sad thread. father save us

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>Was in my early teens.
>Found my dads sex toys.
>Was curious because all I knew was how my hand felt so I tried it out for myself.
>Realize now that that makes me gay and I could have HIV and not even know it.

latex is def one of the more respectable "weird" fetishes. It's not inherently vile

>being a nosy child
>going through mom's underwear drawer
>nothing interesting, no dildos, porn, quaaludes, etc
>except for a single black thong with "HOT AND SPICY" printed on the crotch area in hot pink

my parents are both borderline autistic so its not surprising that their sole NAUGHTY ITEM is hilariously stupid and not erotic at all

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Could've actually been a virus though
>Be me, 9 yr old in early-mid 2000s finding a new hobby making paper airplanes
>Find site that has coloured paper plane designs that I could print so when fold and make them they'd be based
>Download file, it's a .PDF
>Wtfisdat.jpg
>Google .PDF, oh it's this Adobe reader thing, I don't have it, maybe I can download online
>Google Adobe reader
>First link, free Adobe reader download
>Sweet, download it, open it
>Itwasavirus.exe
>PC starts spazing out suddenly, new icons keep appearing on desktop, icons for porn, not only vanilla porn but I remember something about sex with dolphins, saw an icon with a horse too, trying to delete them but new ones keep coming, PC starts making noise too
>Mute that shit and basically bail
>Teen brother needs to use PC, finds all the debauchery, knows I'm the only one who uses that computer pretty much, complains to dad
>"DAAAD, look at the shit user is doing on the computer"
>Dad just tried to nervously pass it off as a random virus, doesn't want to admit I'm a degenerate
>Loveyoudad.mp3
>PC gets thrown out few weeks later
>Mfw family probably thought I was a 9yr old beastiality coomer

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I recently realized my dad was watching hardcore porn in the family computer room and he has been doing it for years, even while i was in there playing runescape when I was about 11. I found it a few times and just didn't say anything about it because I didn't want to embarrass him or make mom angry. Eventually I accidentally opened it while helping him do something on his pc and he knew I saw it. Now he has either stopped or is just good at hiding it.

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I legit checked my dads Firefox history rn and found "ebony porn" searches. lmao and he's always semi-racist when he's with us

Those printed foldable things were so sick. I had a Tonka pc game in which id have to help the little characters fix different problems with their machinery and the reward at the end of the level was a choice of one printable object. The catch was it took ages to get something small like a single traffic cone.

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My dad had some co workers over at our house, something about them trying to leave their jobs and creating their own engineering firm. They wanted to use the TV to display stuff from their laptop, to make it easier for everyone to see, no one's laptop there had an HDMI out which is needed to show on TV. My brothers laptop is the only one that has HDMI, so my dad says to bring it to use, I bring it and hook it up for them, they need their files downloaded from Google drive. I then realize what my brother keeps in the downloads folder, that dirty bastard has a bunch of porn in there. So do I open the folder full of porn that everyone can see because it's hooked up to the big TV and everyone is seeing what I'm doing, or do i spare my dad the shame. I went with my second option. I think they cut the meeting short, and they never ended up creating their own firm, dunno if it was cuz of that meeting.

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Mannn, ye I used to play the Tonka search and rescue so much

What's wrong with ff

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Dad was a coomer and simply stopped trying to work with and improve my mom. As a result, her anxiety created an environment where I was never allowed to fail, which I didn't even notice until I was mid 30s, easily and now I need to correct that path.
I love them both and am incredibly grateful but holy fuck did they fail in some regards.

I used to do computer repairs before getting a real job to make some money through highschool/college. I was part of a christian community back then, and often I would go at their house or they would send me their computers to check them. You can imagine the first thing I'd do. They had no clue about browser history. Every fucking time.