GET IN HERE /30+/

GET IN HERE /30+/

WE ARE THE ELDERS OF Yas Forums

THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL /FITNESS/ THREAD

>Wizzards And Coomers Edition

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STAY THIRSTY MI AMIGOS

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37yo here, in the best shape of my life
*sip*

Turned 30 last year. When is the time to start frauding? I want to become enormous.

/50+/

Ill be 37 next month
>sound of riding lawnmower in the distance

>imagine making under 100k at 30

what have you done for the last decade you degenerates? you've graduated for a while now. hopefully not just masturbating to japanese animation characters in your parents house...

do your parents talk about you to other family members at thanksgiving Yas Forums?

>making under 100k at 30
I spent six years in the military and then I separated. I took a year off and now I'm training again to join another service lol.

Back to /fa/ homo

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100k @ 30 years old is roughly 93rd percentile.

i aint even mad. i'm 33 this year and going to make somewhere between 100k - 150k.

get real. 100k individual income is a good fucking wage. and most people aint making it.

I graduated relatively recently from a doctorate program. I've been financially independent for quite a while though and have no debt. I have a great relationship with my family and I'm quite happy at the moment. I'm currently working on moving away from my postdoc position and into a position in industry, amassing as many gains as possible along the way.

37

Losing weight and exercising is same as ever, but I gain fat really easy these days. A bag of crisps and a few beer can ruin a whole fricking week of exercing

Haha divorce haha

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100k a year is over 1 mill in my currency. That is more then doctors, lawyers and all kinds of shit. Who the fuck makes that much a year? Not you you dumb dumb

Where do you live?

i got high a lot

Does it ever get better, boomers? Running low on motivation here

I make 39k @ 32. What a failure.

yeah
10year exp in a job you earn £60k+ easy
on £90k now.

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>me
>23
>$90k
defense contractor. uncle sam loves weapons and throwing money at hard problems.

how do I date in my 30s holy shit this sucks. fitness is going pretty good rn though

This hits home.

dont worry bro it doesnt get better and youre going to be lonely forever. lol its like im FUCKING HAUNTED ha ha ha ha ha

Just gape out 19 year olds, what else?

Im only making $42k but my job is ez and comfy af.

Do I kick myself in the butt and double that shit or just continue to lift and coast by? Fuck.

I just turned 36 and only make 92k per year. I'm downright suicidal over the holidays. Its miserable with the family because I am a massive failure compared to my big bro.

I'm making 5 figures because I'm finishing up my last year of residency. I'll manage just fine.

could be worse, Im 39 and had to work my ass off for $80k, couple hundred hours of overtime to get there.

39, 175k.

30 making 33k. I've become numb to it.

>be me
>30
>quit D1 sport
>drop out
>waste 20s
>get fat
>go bald
>I was beautiful
>I was smart
>I had friends
>feel deeper regret every day
>no job
>no money
>no gf
>haunted by cringe
>seriously you have no idea how much cringe I've posted IRL
>just want it all to end
oh and
>the wageslaving hasn't even started
it's looking like the Hemingway solution™ lads

31 working top tier management consulting. We stay poor until we make partner or die trying

Cool is this the larper thread? I make a lot of money and have a massive cock. Thank you for reading my blog post.

Nice larp

tinder
lie about your age obviously, if you look good they don't care anyway, pump, pump some more then dump

>tfw on 50k in some yuropean shithole and have to fix mutt shitware they develop for 200k

it is not fair bros

do you have kids? That is the best that happened to me in the recent years, I would do anything not to lose them

>tfw a 19yo said she thought I was 24-25

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I'm gonna try Tinder again, but don't really like lying. Last time I tried it, it was only old hags my age (32), so this time I guess I'll say I'm 28-29. Was thinking all the ones I actually want block 30+. Everyone thinks I"m mid 20s and Yas Forums, handsome, blah blah., just hate girls my age. They're trash and fat.

Yeah, it gets better, but you need to find a real purpose for yourself and get rid of your vices.

They only get older from here man. I didn't commit to it when I was younger, was just a dork, but now it looking like the celibate path chose me.

it is not lying, giving your real identity to any service is just retarded, it is expected none of what you read on tinder is true. Also, the only thing in your bio should be your height, if you are 6ft of taller, that is a strong signal you are looking only to fuck and you know what girls want.

> haven't had a shag since early 2018
> Not sure if I really care to try and break the dry spell because I've grown so used to it that I'm not even sure if I'll perform well in bed anymore

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Depends on when you are but you can absolutely crush young pussy as a 30+
Just look good and have decent verbal skills

why not skip the courting and just pay 50 bucks upfront? Heck, make it 100 and have a threesome, it is on my tab, say user from Yas Forums sent you

You say that with jest brother but there is a brothel literally down the road from my place

How the temptations of the flesh draw me ever closer.

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34 year old. Lost 50 lbs and am more motivated than ever to continue. I haven't been in the 270s in over a decade.

I just need to use my degree and get a good job. I'm not fat, never was, and never will be. Procrastination is my problem, chronic time wasting.

not even meming, escorts were a big breakthrough for me, so much easier and honest than taking some random thot on a date and see whether she deems fucking you can increase her social capital

before escorts I put the pucci on the pedestal, but once you have sex on tap the novelty wears off quickly. Added bonus, except for 1 or 2 all the girls were down to earth and much nicer than your average bar slut. Not to mention all the kinks you can order a la carte.

Chasing sluts is only free if you don't value your time.

Do the thing you are afraid to do

I disagree but what are you gonna do about it fren?

36, about 58k a year. It does what I need, my physical risk and stress are minimal and I'm mostly left to do my own thing. It's pretty nice for someone as bad at socializing as I am. I'm good with it for now, but I've started applying for masters school, so we'll see how that works out.

>Be 33 year old boomer
>Decide to start lifting again and achieve life long goal of 405 lb bench
>Tear pec on 8th rep of 235 lb
>A year later can only bench 200 lb for 12 reps
>Decide to break 600 lb deadlift
>Go to snap city doing 405 lb on 3rd rep
>Getting old sucks. Left elbow is constantly inflamed. Shoulders and knees are clicking all the time.

Still unsure if this is a mistake or not. I always get back from the gym with a positive mindset and then...
We aren't official but the next step is formalizing it.
>do you have kids?
Nope. Which makes this so much nicer if it does go through.

32 BOOMER HERE! I WORK IN A MAINTENANCE SHOP AND I HATE HAVING TO LOG MY WORK IN THE PC AFTERWARDS BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS FOR IT NERDS. I LEFT THE AIR FORCE AND NOW I'M TRAINING TO JOIN THE COAST GUARD!

>tfw 35 year old khv
>no friends, no social skills
>had a shit job, long hours, low pay, not getting promoted because i lack social skills
>barely had time to lift
>couldn't get a better job, because no network or social skills
>still live with parents
>just quit to go back to university for CS
>will be twice the age of classmates
will i make it Yas Forums?

hard if you don't have social skills or a network tbqh
>go on linkedin and look at banking jobs
>almost every person with that kind of job looks like a Chad or Stacy

You have been visited by the Avatar of psychological male pregnancy.
Type "BOD BEGONE" or tomorrow you will wake up with a pregnant belly.

You have been warned.

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Too late fren.. Im fat as a whale

Keep it up bro

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>be born with 10/10 aesthetics
>never worked a job, always supported by multiple women all 8/10+
>spend all my time reading, getting swole and playing vidya with the boys

imagine pretending you like going to work everyday and being a literal fucking beta male LMAOING @ your life

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Your too old to join the roast guard, sorry. Just re-up with the chair force

are you me. all my co-workers who are early 20s and some 19 thought i was there age for the longest time

TRIPS OF TRUTH
LOOKS LIKE WERE JOINING THE MILITARY BOIS

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DUBS CONFIRM IT

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