Bros there's no fucking meat left at my grocery stores. WHAT THE FUCK

>3 days worth of food
are you even prepping?

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>longos

Is it really bad in the GTA? I went to Sobeys earlier today and the only thing that was missing was toilet paper.

are you retards even trying?

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Hope you bought a gun to defend your well-earned food, user

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>prepping

NGMI

Real men would use this as a fast opportunity.

>Not in permabulk
NGMI

Do be in permabulk you'd actually have to start lifting fat boy.

Meanwhile real men always stay below 15% body fat.

If you even go 1% over that, you automatically grow a vagina.

is that you in the spiderman suit?

Sobeys so damn expensive here. Yeah its fucked in mississauga. Went to real Canadian superstore, no frills, walmart. All meat is gone.

people in toronto are so stupid. a bunch of libcucks spend all their time on facebook believing everything they read because they might be racist if they don't. shoot them all.

NGMI. Where do you live?

All fresh meats were gone. Instead I snagged some nuggets, pre-cooked chicken breast, and cod from the freezer section.

>tfw I've been prepping for 2 weeks now
>deep freezer full of ground turkey, steaks, lamb, and chicken tots
>mini fridge stocked with about 100 eggs

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BONELESS
pork

I wish I was

>If cunts weren't over reacting everything would be normal and people could buy anything as they need
>nope gotta freak out and buy all the toilet paper

im really really really trying to understand the toilet paper run happening. i literally cannot comprehend this, why people are making a run on fucking TOILET PAPER.

WHY DO THESE RETARDS THINK THEY WILL NEED 60 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER

Mercadoonaaa, Mercadonaaaaa

who is this?

I hate fucking fear mongers like shit i just wanted some chicken but fuck no some asshole has to buy 6 goddamn packs because of the flu. retards i swear

I have 10 pounds of rib eyes in my freezer get fucked lmao.

I went to Costco today. It was all boomers and beaners. The boomers bought all the meat and cleaning supplies. The beaners filled their carts with Mac n cheese and ramen to last for months.

is sams club fucked

>Only two (2) cartons of eggs.

Lmao NGMI that would last me three days tops. I just grabbed 144 eggs.

Are you dumb? Why are you getting MEAT FROM (((GROCERY))) shops? Go to a butcher shop ( the ones inside chain super markets like tesco don't count) what's wrong with you user. The butcher can literally tell you how good the animal was pooping before slaughter.

>hoarding meat if the power goes out

Get non perishables bro

This. I normally go half an hour before closing time to the supermarket on saturdays and get everything. This time I went during the afternoon and only found pasta, two packages of pulled pork and some tuna. These retards hurting my gains

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>mercadona
Ngmi

Toilet paper is Big and Visible. In panic mode people mimic eachother. You see someone with a bunch of toilet paper (even though it's just 2 packs) and think "oh shit better grab some tp". Also the size is satisfying. You're in a panic then you have this big ole pack of solution and feel like you're prepped. Frickin Bugbrain Sheeple

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spiderman wears sandals

>But none of that shit is gonna happen. Grocery stores aren’t closing. They are stockpiling for no reason
Faggots like you said the store shelves wouldnt be empty. I've been wiping my ass with my bare hand like some filthy muslim for the past week

>when shit hits the fan

Yeah this mild fucking cold is definitely posing a real threat to our infrastructure, you retard

>he doesnt have any deer in the freezer
huntlets really disgust me

I think it has more to do with the (accurate) belief that we wont be able to buy toilet paper for the next few months, so if you want to have toilet paper, you need to stock up now.

Hyper-exposure to opinions means that usually the loudest, most ridiculous ones stick. Also the fact that the US government took a complete left turn from "everything is fine" to "holy fuck national emergency" in literally 2 days, freaked some people out.

>this mild fucking cold is definitely posing a real threat to our infrastructure, you retard
The virus isn't, but the response is

Why are you treating this like it's a life threatening zombie apocalypse? It's completely non-fatal for anyone without preexisting conditions? What exactly is going to shut down, even if every single person on the planet gets it? People work through colds all the fucking time.

You're retarded. If supply chain collapses we will have bigger and faster issues with food than tp. Also you can just wash in the shower

You guys know you can just eat junk food as long as you drink some protein shakes right? Spending big $ on meat is for chumps.

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Yeah but the supply chains of these goods are mildly disturbed at best? The stuff is there, it's only the governments that are restricting the access. Fear of getting the virus isn't stopping anyone that actually has an important infrastructure job, only helicopter moms and retirees

>I think it has more to do with the (accurate) belief that we wont be able to buy toilet paper for the next few months

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS SMOOTHBRAIN

>I think it has more to do with the (accurate) belief that we wont be able to buy toilet paper for the next few months
The reason why we can't buy toilet paper is because retards are panic buying tons of it which is creating a shortage. If everyone just went to the store and bought the same amount that they normally do then there wouldn't be an issue.
People being afraid of a shortage is what's causing the shortage to happen.

It's a great laugh shopping and seeing people buying $300 worth of junk food, their frail fucking bodies can't handle going 36 hours without ingesting pure fucking sugar.

>ingesting pure fucking sugar.
Cliff bars are not pure sugar.

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>Classic' Clif bars contain 17-22g of added sugar, with 25-34% of calories derived from added sugar (so one bar could account for up to 44% of the FDA's new 50g daily value for adults or 88% of the WHO's 'ideal' daily limit of 25g or 5% of energy)

Your right. It's not 100% sugar. I guess.

NGL, this is exactly in the theme and wackiness of Spiderman, both in the comics and the movies

The best theory I've heard is that there was a credible and rational run in it in HK (there was a rumor that China was going to stop exporting it to them). So when NPCs all saw the pictures of the run in HK, they assumed it was happening near them

Have sex and wipe ur ass fgt

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>tfw just finished a bulk and gonna fast until this blows over

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>not being comfy in your toilet paper castle
ngmi

This is now a spiderman thread

Eat deer

>I've been prepping for 2 weeks now

Prepping for what exactly? Self isolation if you suspect you have it? Self isolation even without suspicion as they 'wait it out'? The collapse of society?

>I've been wiping my ass with my bare hand like some filthy muslim for the past week
don't muslims have those squat toilets with bidets?

Fuckin manchildren

What the fuck, same thing here, these boomers doomsday lunatics cleaned everything fresh and the supply chain is fucked. All I got now is some canned stuff.

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>not having the chad bag in your freezer

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