So let me get this straight

so let me get this straight
this fag who could barely pull off an Ace cosplay watched Apocalypto and now uses his weird 'muh ancestors body' larp as an excuse to look and train like shit?

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He just has mental health issues and has latched onto liftin for some reason.

Unfortunately also has delusions of grandeur. And no good role model to point him towards productive workouts. And instead uses doogfood bags, catlitter ontainers, and paper.

>doogfood bags, catlitter ontainers, and paper.
I'm just going to go out on a limb here and presume this guy is a chris-chan tier autistic shut in who lves with elderly, unhealthy parents who ignore his hobbies completely

he says he has a wife
somehow
also travels for work and uses hotel gyms quite frequently
he did used to go to an anytime fitness and carry dumbbells on the treadmills at big incline, probably got kicked out for breaking a 5k$ treadmill dropping the dumbbells kek

Gossipping about the man while hes not present, like some females. Based Boomer, please respond

he would probably say hes never seen apocalypto, a dirty lie

Who?

Apocalypto is pretty kino, but thats very far removed from heritage.
Thats like saying italians and slavs are the same.

Its not about doing it because "muh ancestors".

Its doing it to min-max my physique based on genetics.

Humans are animals just like dogs.
Different breeds of humans.

Trying to get some people to get 700lb diddly do is getting a breed of dog not meant for power to pull a sled.
Or getting a great dane to win a race.

Not living up to actual genetic potential.

Rather than fix a square peg through a round hole (actually retarded).
I do what my ancestors were genetically adapted to do.

As an interesting experiment....rather than look the same as all gymcels. I decided to do an experiment form follows function just to see what kind of physique it builds.

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Retard

Also..paper hold out was bait.

Really wanted this.. which i have been looking for for ages since seeing on /k/ years ago.

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I also was legitimately curious where my endurance ranked.
Other Yas Forumsizens only got a max of 7mins..whereas i got 15. Its not like I train for this...just decided to hold a piece of paper out and record for attempt and shitpost to Yas Forums.

Given it requires no equipment, figured it would be easy to get some stats.
Too bad most people dont lift...not even a piece of paper.

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No human breed exists that was breed to or to not dead lift.
you're fucking lazy, your bone shape will only affect you at an extreme elite level.
like how thor can't deadlift as much as eddie hall.
but they are both still fucking strong.
get help dude.

interesting theory. is there any documentation made? what would be the strenghts of my nordic ancestors?

you are fucking ugly man. Just give up

i, too, have the genetics of a warrior. spankalottapuss out here with my bone structure

Muscle fiber composition (type I, type 2a, ttpe 2x).
Muscle attachment.
Cardiovascular capabilities

Upper body strength (rowing/fishing, cutting trees down for warmth). Those with best capabilities would have had advantage over long term and survived/procreated more.

Also generally taller...gives advantage walking through snow (?)

For you.
Im little European. Humans have natural ability to recognize kin and people genetically similar.
Everytime i leave south/central texas, everyone looks foreign.
I simply dont resemble your genetic norm (nature) or people you grew up around (nuture).

im only 1/32 cherokee but its all about the facial structure (at low bf%). been pulling girls since back when i was 110 lbs at 6'

You are ugly

Haters so salty because guys like me & Based Boomer, we dont even have to try. i rejected a girl too pretty for you to even talk to yesterday because all she wanted to do was make out. fuck around and me & Based Boomer gonna take all the female members of your family out to Utah for a lil peyote ceremony. gnome saiyan

I see your point you’re trying to make but your “ancestors” are a lot closer to Asian decent than anything and the top Chinese athlete dominate the Olympic weightlifting events so I think you’re just coping for moving shitty weight

>inb4 yeah but they’ve been bred to be good at it
Which is what 3 generations tops? And you’re saying you’re closer to your ancestors genetically a couple thousand years ago than your great great grandfather?

You’re a fucking retard mate

Post pic of girl

>you are fucking ugly man. Just give up

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bro i dont have a pic of that girl. im used to girls. feel me. fucking coomers

>is there any documentation made?
of course not, it's pseudoscience

Great grandfather (father side) was a rancher on family property.
Was on horse back nonstop patrolling fences and shooting cyotoes with his 1860 winchester lever action rifle.

There's story of him dealing with cattle rustler by wrapping him up in barbed wire and leaving him in the sun by himself to undo himself.

>Pic of both grandparents

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12 minutes before my arm involuntarily moved.
Was able to readjust and hold up for another ten minutes before it started becoming painful.

>I simply dont resemble your genetic norm (nature) or people you grew up around (nuture).
lmao nice cope

t. uggos

>what would be the strenghts of my nordic ancestors?
pillage, rape, kill more civilized people

talk to em Based Boomer. Tell em what you gone do. Ima take all their girls, even the ones with no girls, ima give them a girl and then take her back. fuck it, ima take yalls imaginary girlfriends too. they aint safe

are you black or wanna be manosphere kind of guy? your cringe af and this is a fitness board btw

>Muscle fiber composition (type I, type 2a, ttpe 2x).
>Muscle attachment.
>Cardiovascular capabilities
you might not be an olympian, but that doesn't mean you can just make excuses.

>manosphere
idk what means but you sound like a loser. post body

btw I can only lift 0.5/1/2/3

I'm trans btw not sure if that matters

oh so youre gonna impersonate us now. too bad you cant impersonate my body, since this is a fitness board

body

Absolutely pathetic

Unironically all girls ive dated have been white with beta orbiters.

For 3 of them...Only weeks after I got them to confess their feelings for me did they tell me "uhh...theres kind of another guy ive been talking to" which turns into "he's kind of my boyfriend".

In essense...ive unintentionally "stolen" 3 girls from their boyfriends.
Survival of the fittest.

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Based

well, my job is finished here. losers lost. im gonna go talk to some sloots on my phone. lemme find out what your older sisters # is, ill breed her too

Your ancestors would laugh at you LMAO

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Nah, doesnt matter. Is "im trans" the new "i have a boyfriend"?

What part of Texas are you from? Honestly hate that Texas is so spic infested. It wasn’t like this growing up. So many poor dirty Spanish speaking beaners here now, it’s totally bullshit. In parts of Austin there’s fewer beaners but still too many. I don’t really hate them, but I would prefer their population be less than 10%.

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Ahh fuck. This is cringe bro. You’re just some dweeby first year lifter who hasn’t built any degree of strength or have any experience to back up your stupid opinions. Also stop talking like a nigger when you’re just some skinny teen white boy.

I love sucking cock btw

I’ve seen you around but I don’t know anything about you but what you say sounds pretty based and I can’t see why all these other anons would be so upset at you. You don’t seem ugly to me for a injun either.

wait 1 sec, lemme check, yep, still winning. had hot girls when i was basically anorexic, check. born rich, check. got haters, had haters, check. thats what winners do. and i do this winning shit every day

Yeah you’re closer to your spanish ancestors regardless just like a half nigger is gonna act like a full nigger a half spic will act like a full spic

As above so below Murphy’s law and what not

You're fullblown retard...impressive commitment.
> implying you actually live the life that an actual native American lived hundreds of years ago
> implying shooting a bow is somehow connected to ethnicity and not a basic hunting weapon used by virtually every group of humans to ever live
> Implying native americans lived the same lives no matter where they lived
> implying there was some gene for archery/tracking/running/anything that other groups didn't have
> implying you even know precisely where all of your genetics come
> implying you are living a life that even remotely resembles the life of any of your ancestors from more than a hundred years ago.

Based Boomertard

Hello fellow Texan! Do you want to hear something horrible? See this picture? This is a picture of a shirt that I got while I was at Texas boys state. A little gathering of 1000 boys from all over the state of Texas. What is essentially the future face of Texas attends this and let me tell you that there was about 350 spics out of the thousand that were there. Last year there was 100 at most. Yep just us Texas boys and 350 dirt Mexicans for a week on a university campus running a political simulation. The Mexicans were a sordid bunch, all of them were pinning about weed and were disrespectful to the counselors One epically fat one was in my group and he would make a mastubatory motion at speakers to be cute in front of his troglodyte friends. that’s the future of our wonderful state; a fat spic jerking off at the dying white population. On current projections: were fucked.

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LMAO

Should I come to Texas to study? I can bring the white population up.

Just wait till the 2020 census comes out and America is revealed to be 40% white

a literal dyel. Color me surprised

1st off, i dont care what anyone thinks of my body because im doing well in life. extremely well. hate me. all opinions are even more invalid unless accompanied by a pic of the posters body. i already know most of you are ugly & unfit, despite the name of this board

>It wasn’t like this growing up.

You must be white/affluent?

When you were younger, you probably just went to more white-centric school.

Also...Austin is more white than hispanic. Stems from high amount of white college population and in general a more affluent city.

San antonio, west and below is hispanic central.

A bit of misnomer because anglo/white people call all people of native ancestry "hispanic" (i.e. people close to New Mexico who are high % native).

Spanish were just the first colonists here in new world in ~1500s (200 years before USA and ~100 years before mayflower).

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We have great schools, I’m actually at one of them right now (well not physically, thanks corona). Despite the encroaching Mexican hoard there’s well defined and relatively flourishing white communities however you’re inclusion would most likely be welcome.

Based Based Boomer, ignore the retards here that won't post body and have a shitty life, keep it up.

Spaniards would be European while Mexicans (the vast majority that is) would be Spanish/native rape babies. In my general social district people us Hispanic exclusively for anyone south of the Texas boarder.

only the faggots on this board (that wont post body) say im a dyel. every other time i go shopping, they try to give me a military discount. female coworkers at my last job, thought i was military too. oooh, you must be training for the military. look at your arms. yall been looking at too many pictures of people of steroids, you dont even know what real training results in. back to how often i win though. what you know about waking up in the morning like oh shit, i get to be me, again, for another day? holy shit. awesome. what you know about getting tired of pussy. what you know about these girls hitting your phone and you cant even respond cause you get too much

Cringe you asked me post body here. My lifts are 1/2/3/4 for 5 reps at 170 lbs

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