Preparing for doinking

shes not thicc shes barely 120 pounds u mongoloid, get ur test checked

If you're talking about cumming more, theres supplements for that. Google it

I’m saying I prefer her to thicker girls. Sure, thicc girls may be sexually arousing, but you must admit their beauty is lacking especially in femininity. Who dreams of being with a thicc girl? Those are wet dreams only.

I hate women

light weight baby!

Everyone know you are an incel, underage tripfag.

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shouldn't you fap just before, so you are less horny and can go longer?

Too risky, there's a chance you won't be in the mood so
1) you'll fuck like it's a chore
2) might not even get fully erect

I personally don't fap for at least 6h beforehand

Workout wise I do a leg workout for maximum test and blood flow improvement and some light chest/arms for a pump

my legs and ass are jello after leg day, idk if i could move my hips after a good workout. and getting it hard isn't much of a problem usually but i guess if im drunk it could be a bit more difficult

ok fags, my main issue is not being able to thrust for a half hour cause i just get mf tired.
what are the absolute god tier thrusting stamina workouts?

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have her ride you when you get tired, it works for her too cause she can choose the speed she likes so its a win win

>come home from work to messy house
>eat shitty 3 ingredient dinner
>use my 2 hours of free time each day to catch up on projects around the house
>get into bed around 10
>reach over and grab wife's tits
>she swats me away
>get out of bed and jerk off
>lie back down and contemplate life
>finally fall asleep at 1230
>jarred awake by alarm at 430
>do it again

That's how I prepare.

nah i dont like getting fucked
im here TO fuck, not to BE fucked.

well shit man if you are so alpha and cool build some fuckin stamina and dont complain about not being able to swing your hips for half an hour. besides when she rides you its fun for her and you get to grab her and just enjoy it so why not. its supposed to be fun you know.

Too real

>reach over and grab wife's tits
>she swats me away

man WTF i thought getting married meant free sex for life. like why even stay married lmao

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It depends on your wife. My wife and I fuck probably 4 days a week and it's very rare that she straight up denies me. Even if she doesn't want to she'll at least jerk me off or something.

haha yeah relax breh i love getting rode on but damn sometimes im up there thrusting to failure.
been doing core and lumbar exercises but i reckon cardio would be most important.

Just do some HIIT cardio if stamina is your problem then, faggot

Rowing of assault bike should do the trick

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>MILK TRUCK JUS ARRIVE

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I don't. Bitches prepare for me.

>sex out of wedlock is immoral! just wait til you're married and you can have all the sex you want!

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I once had an ex GF that I prepared to fuck but here's the tory
>I was 1st year at college
>She was out of high school
>We had a long past, dated for years, but I never took her virginity
>we had been talking again for a few weeks mostly flirting
>She still had her V-Card
>she schedules a day to come over, she wants me to fuck her, to take it, to have my way with her
>I prepare the Yas Forums way
>I skip my last two classes
>I had cleaned the dorm, told roommate to gtfo
>I had set out candles, lube, condoms, after-sex cigs, handcuffs, etc
>I get a light pump beforehand, and take a little pre workout 30 minutes before she arrives

Yas Forums bro's I tell you, I was waiting for this day, this perfect lay, this was the moment all those years of patience led me too.
I even jerked it an hour before she arrived to let myself last longer

she showed up...
to save the details, she got fucked good bros
I have pics/videos but not on the device I'm posting from

become a runner
t. runfag who takes too long to coom while fucking

Unironic actual advice

Make sure you are hygneiec and clean, no one wants to smell shit or ball sweat

Do push-ups and get a decent arm pump going

Clean ur place and make sure roommates won’t come back

Maybe beat ur meat beforehand if you nut fast

I'm a premature ejaculator and I don't know what to do. I tried those condoms that numb your dick, but they're too much and I end up just not being able to feel anything.

Gonna try the beat it an hour before method and report back.

cialis
anavar

some push ups, dips, and crunches if I care enough

Based.
Make a thread on Yas Forums when you can and link us, King.

Im married
So I don’t have sex anymore

post your wife's body

>staying in a sexually devoid marriage
Lel
If i know im gonna fuck a bitch the only thing i do is not fap for a few days prior because the hottest thing for me is doing big cooms on her face. Otherwise you can take citrulline malate or some other vasodilator for a herculean erection. Anything else is too much effort.

>shower
>drinks

That's about it

How many of you have successfully picked up a chick at the gym? People talk about it all the time but how often does it actually happen?

Idk why there’s this meme that being in a gym gives a -50 charisma debuff. The setting in which you meet a woman hardly matters if you have game. Guys use “its a gym bro” as cope simply because 90% of men are shit around women in general.

Too real and blackpilled

you don’t want to see it
she ballooned
I regret this every day

I use phenibut as a pre-sex drug at least 2 hours before I do the deed.

goodlookingloser.com/get-enhanced/phenibut/phenibut-and-sex

If she hasn't orgasmed after 30 minutes of pounding, you 100% have a small penis.

TFW married with a 14 month old and we still have sex 2-3 times a week, 69 1-2 times a week, and she gives me a coconut oil hj before bed any time I want sex but she's not in the mood. I always read shit about post-nuptual shutoff and I have to believe it's memes. We've been married 6 years this fall and there wasn't been any drop off in the sex.

I need advice about not being able to orgasm during sex even though I abstain from masturbation. I'm on an SSRI, I read that that can affect it, won't see my doctor till Tuesday though, maybe not even because of the pandemic

1 beer helps some, never tried it tho

me

I can't do that because my son is 6, only time I get to have sex is when he's at school, otherwise he's gonna run into the room at any given time to show me something or talk to me and he'll catch me given his mom the DEEP DICK and I'll scar him for life.

I'm 7.5 x 5.5. I have unlimited stamina and can pound as much as I want. Last chick I fucked cried because "it felt so good" but she didnt cum until I played with her clit. It depends how they're built internally.

Lock the door

Try phenibut (responsibly). (Not more than 2 or 3 times a week)
It will relax your mind.

She was in pain

I’m an unmarried guy but this sounds like your fault. Doesn’t every woman want a husband that isn’t afraid to be dominant? If you just go and jerk off at the first sign of tension, isn’t it on you for not showing who’s in charge?
I’m not saying to be an asshole but this just sounds weak

I get stiff, I fuck. What's the problem? Make my gf of 2.5y cum 2x. All you need is awesome hip power and speed , deadlift don't help but power cleans do.

Load: don't jizz to porn and eat zinc

Leanness : bodybuilding routine, focus on abs and chest more

Nice

Happened to me, this is cos my brain and body was used to years of masterbation. Keep fucking, after 7-8 fucks it will go away

did you explain it to the women?

faggot
All of this, ONLY in a single week, will easily get you to 10 ml of cum when the average amount of an adult male is between
2-5 ml:

1) L-Arginine: 1000 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Increase in pleasure intensity
It may increase erection hardness
Notes: None

2) Zinc: 50 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Makes your cum thicker
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance

+ Selenium
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance

3) Pygeum/Pyguem: 100 mg, 2 times per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: Could leak pre-cum like a faucet, this stuff definitely activates the Cowper's gland

4) Soya Lecithin Granules: 1200 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Definitely noticeable increase in orgasm intensity
Notes: None

5) Water: 4 l per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Necessary to make cum more watery, the more watery it is, the more you'll shoot at once and
the more it'll go everywhere, which makes the cumshot look larger rather than cumming in
thick globs
Notes: None

6) Celery
Effects: Makes cum thicker
Makes cum pearly white
Notes: None

7) Kegel exercises
Effects: Muscle power to shoot it all out rather than dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes
Notes: None

8) Edging
Effects: The surefire way to triple your load size, EVEN without supplementes
Watch out, could paint the ceiling
Notes: None

9) Prostate stimulation
Effects: (If you are willing to try), you can have monster orgasms
Notes: Be careful

10) Pineapple
Effects: Makes your cum taste sweet
Most citrus fruits works
Notes: None

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>>eat shitty 3 ingredient dinner
what do you mean by this, what gourmet meal would you prefer?

holy shit look another guy on fit with a porn star sized penis, unlimited stamina, girls think he's a sex god literally crying at how good he is at sex. wow its crazy how many guys here are like this.

delet

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