This is what we lift for, bros. The toilet paper wars are what we spent all these years preparing for

This is what we lift for, bros. The toilet paper wars are what we spent all these years preparing for.
Girls won't care about your face when I beat it to a pulp to take the last of the toilet paper and their butts itch.

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you first, subhuman

Why are people so desperate to buy toilet paper?

Poo without loo.

Literally NPCs. They couldn't even tell you why except that everyone else is doing it

>tfw got a stock pile of tp fron months ago.
When I shit at home, I'll just shower after

Shit at work for free

I snatched a roll of toilet paper from some chink's shopping cart and they couldn't do shit. They just started staring at me with their bug eyes going:
>HUH?HUH? YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T
Lmao they just kept staring at me and pointing. I don't even use toilet paper anyways though. I just shit in the toilet, flush and then take a shower. I time them so I don't have to waste money using that shit

I just don't see how toilet paper is related to Corona virus... why would people stock pile near useless paper

>mfw poop rag chad

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amerisharts need lots of tp for shidding

I don't waste my money on toilet paper anyway. I just bend over in the shower after I shit.

>touching something a chink touched
RIP

Somebody mentioned that it's made in China and there would be a shortage and everybody panicked

lmao

Is there any actual reason why these people want so much toilet paper? The costco I shop at is literally empty..

>amerisharts
>webm is from australia
How many times are you obsessed retards going to embarrass yourselves before you give it up?

It's not people are panicking grabbing what they can

Hurr Durr America bad

No they arnt. They are specifically targeting toilet paper. I was in Costco earlier and so many people were only buying toilet paper and no food

no, it's literally monkey see monkey do

Unironically based

You can literally order an infinite amount online lmao. These people are fucking morons even wasting the gas to drive to the grocery store, Almost every website offers free shipping and is cheaper than in store anyway.

People looked at me like that when I snagged the last 22 cans of tuna, last 2 bags of 10 lb rice, and last 3 tubs of oats from walmart.

This. Total fucking garbage humans.

>Hurr Durr America bad
Yes

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It all began in Australia when some TP company shut down after a few workers were showing signs of the sickness. Then some rumor spread that ALL TP companies were gonna do the same so everyone panicked.
Its fucking ridiculous

everything ive seen on amazon is sold out

Wiping your ass is NPC tier

This is what you should do:

>Need to shit
>Take off your pants and underwear, takes like 2 seconds
>Go into the bathroom and shit
>Turn on the shower and point the shower head into your ass and clean it with your hands
>Dry off

Literally faster than wiping because if you're not shitting well you wipe for minutes on end

Dude on tv said its because people dont know what to do so i gives them something to say “Yes, I’m prepared”. He was also saying its stupid because toilet paper isn’t rare or imported so any shortage is artificial. I get that there is a need but bottled water is dumb for the most part. Just get a filter. Hell, if its such a problem you can even filter all the water coming into your home.

What 3rd world country doesn't have drinking water from the tap?

Oh wait

>America

Muslims have been doing this forever

If your pipes are made of iron marginal amounts of it get into it and affect the taste, no matter what country you're in. It won't get you sick, but it tastes different. If things like water are scarce enough that you aren't choosey about its taste you have no place calling anyone third world.

No they use their left hand

So this is the power of a third world intellect.

Why are Australians hoarding tp when they don't import it? That shit isn't going to run out just because chinkland is on shutdown.

Take the next step. Install a garbage disposal in your shower drain.

>worldwide pandemic
>possible end of the human race
>how will I wipe my ass?

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If you're going to be bunkered inside your home why do you need toilet paper at all? You can simply wash your ass out in the shower after taking a dump. It's not like you have anywhere to be.

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enlightened pajeet

My girlfriend realized we bought another pack of tp when we already had one in the closet. This was before this whole to craze happened, I said it’s a good thing because all the retards are buying it all up now. She said people are stealing it from public restrooms now. And yeah it’s dumb because you could always just shower after a shit

>>possible end of the human race

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>not using a bidet

Fucking savages, all of you.

Just shit while taking a bath lmao

According to that one Chinese study it causes infertility in 73% of males who survived it.
>inb4 >Chinese
I don't see why they'd lie about that.

I do that but while taking a shower. I mash the turds down the drain with my toes.

>he doesn't shit in the bath and play with the floaters like it's a rubber duck

Well that sucks, Too bad Amazon is the one company on earth that sells toilet paper....

If you are too dumb to look on Walmart, Ebay, ect. You deserve to have a shitty ass

wrong. i did my prep back in january

I always have a ton of toilet paper at all times. Sitting on like 40 rolls right now. The autism has paid off

Why do women need so much toilet paper?

Just get a bidet

Based. Same lol

I keep almost everything in bulk so I don't have to go places often.

I think this is part of it. At least how it started, but most are copycat shoppers. Either way, the US alone has about 150 toilet paper manufacturers and they're all working over time to meet the shortage. Once everyone is stocked up, we're going to see a rubber band effect where most places will be overstocked and warehouses/distribution centers will be full of toilet paper lmao. Fucking plebs

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Unironically this, fucking autist lel

That fat bitch needs a lot of toilet paper, she probably shits herself constantly.

I tried ordering from Coles here in Australia and everything was out of stock or they gave me substitutes of shit I dont want.

>This is my own design
>A four row toilet paper dispenser
>No more running out in crucial situations

life imitates kino

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Was in Coles the other day, just wanted to go down the TP aisle to see for myself, got heaps of shit paper at home, saw an old lady in front of me, shelves were bare, not a single packet of toilet paper, and this poor old lady had to buy boxes of tissues

Fucking pathetic sub human scum, you should be ashamed of yourselves, the same cunts that carry on about vegans or protestors being unausatralian are the same weak cunts that do this shit

The "people" stocking a year supply of fucking tp are the dumbest on the planet. Nigger tier IQs. I've got a roll and a half before I have to use paper towels, god dammit.

Just use baby wipes. It's what I do.