Tinder

I fucked up right boys?

Not to.mention I super liked hee

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you sound like a fucking orphan with these compliments lol

> so how about you let me clap dem cheeks

kinda innocent but you seem to be overthinking, it ain't that bad just ask her out user

lmao you're a fucking loser. Who talks to girls like this?

if OP sent this he would go from shy beta to high T tyrone in a second

Just seal the deal. Don’t be gross, don’t be overzealous— just arrange a time and place and be comfortable with the fact that she wants it just as much as you

Know what's weird lads? If I was a woman for a day and I got compliments like this from people I wasn't interested in, I would feel horribly guilty. I'd feel like total shit, like I don't deserve to receive so many nice words from people I have zero interest in myself.

How the fuck do women wake up, read like a dozen (minimum) comments from thirsty dudes, then just say "thanks lol" and put their phones away? How do they live with that?

Embarrassing
Only women and faggots use emojis

She replied to you. If you fucked up you wouldn't have gotten a response at all

are you from India?

Depends entirely on how handsome and tall you are.

Say "I want to impregnate you while strangling you, but only if your hottest friend watches and encourages"

By not being a beta piece of shit like you.

Women are incapable of considering anyone's feelings other than their own.

women always gave you a second chance (if you look good)

he's either portuguese or brazilian

You think you are alpha.
Really you are just an ass.

you get used to it with time, it's called growing up

>haha wouldn't it be funny if we went on a date and none of your friends or family ever heard from you again

virgin faggot I do the same shit when ugly girls hit on me. You obviously never receive attention from the opposite sex, and it shows

:) ;) x) xD

>resposta 20 horas depois
deixa de ser corno filho da puta
diz que lhes queres rebentar a garganta e segue em frente

>wanna suck my nuts dry?

there's not much of a difference when you get down to it

Most women are marginally better than animals. Only took you how long to realize ?

>Ego trip fag
>Acts like a childish female faggot

Checks out.

And that thinking is why you will never be a true Chad.

Checks in. I'm in a good mood. Not gonna say what I was thinking. I love you.

hey ape, speak human

Don't jump right into compliments. Acting super available makes you less desirable. Yes, that's fucking retarded on a dating app, but it's true. A super like is compliment enough.

hey nigger, quit committing 50% of all violent crime

OP here this is me btw. you most likely already know me... Im gonna post the girl photos

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Rollin

make me motherfucker

This is her

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It's not the 1st or the 15th though?

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>168km.

Can't find girls any closer nigger?

Why do you purposely talk like a nigger?

she's 168 kms away... bruh moment

she's a 6/10 why are you giving her so much confidence lmao

they could make a cute interracial couple

Must be wrong before it said 12 KM. I think is becauae I have vpn on my phone

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>those hands
>her
oh no no no no

Crazy eyes. She's gonna superglue your cock to the inside of your leg

she visiting portugal in march, give her coronavirus

PLEASE MA'AM
JUST A CRUMB OF PUSSY

I know what you mean, but I’d get complimentary messages from fat women, and at first I’d say, “well thank you, I appreciate that!” Which they automatically assumed meant I wanted to fuck, then get shitty when I didn’t. So, I’d just say thanks and move on.

Only gutter trash use tinder desu

Yeah that's fair I guess. Idk I made a bumble account once and I got like 35 likes in a week or so, but when I swiped only 5 of them matched. I felt bad to not reciprocate attraction. I have a good grasp on reality, I know they don't give a shit, I know they have plenty of options and swiping on me doesn't mean that much. But it still made me feel weird. I don't think I'm really meant to maneuver around romantic relationships, I'm too autistic for this shit

>5 of them matched
How'd that go user?

>kraut
>english bio

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Ghosted by one, flaked on by one, scored some dates with the other three which was a lot of fun and gave me some confidence. It didn't work out but I didn't mind. I got rid of the app after that, idk, everything felt either low stakes or uncomfortable. Putting myself out there and just getting people holding up signs that say "yea" or "nay" doesn't feel that good, idk how people use dating apps more than once or twice for the experience.

why do you post yourself so much

we won the war lad, remember?

Overall, would you recommend it?

Get mulhers from your own country, moor

He's a narcissistic fag trying to turn himself into a meme. He's been making shitty threads for weeks now.

I'd suggest trying it to anyone who knows how to take good pictures and is mentally capable of handling a bit of disappointment. Good pics are important for getting matches so you can suffer a lot of self esteem issues if you're attractive or personable but just take shitty pics. And obv you'll eventually be ghosted or left on read or w/e so you just gotta be able to take it in stride. If you can do that shit fine then dating apps seem fine for a bit of fun, or just to get out of your comfort zone. My experience was positive overall I'd say
Try months kek

>22
bruh
she looks like she's mid 30s at least, wtf is with white people genes

Just what I wanted to say. About the age. It's not white people, it's women.