Hey user, you coming to the 5k this weekend?

>Hey user, you coming to the 5k this weekend?

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Why?
You'll just slow me down.

No.

No, I'll be eating 6K
Get away from me gains, goblins

Sure, ladies

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>zionist whore
>zionist whore
>hey steve
>zionist whore
>zionist whore
>zionist a-hwhore!

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>being this brainrotted by Yas Forums

3>1>2>5>4

fuck off rabbi

Sure, after I impregnate all of you

God so much cake on there face.

2 is probably the hottest out of all of them without makeup.

actually yeah swap 1 and 2, still think 3's the best tho

No im bulking to 300 lbs also gtfo my house fore i call the cops

no im not paying money to jog you fucking dumb whore retard idiot fucking shithead looking retarded fuck you

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no I don't waste time on cardio

underrated

Cardio kills gains
Also who the fuck are you people get away from me

>he didnt read the sticky

M-manlets
Mmm-manlets when wh-when will they lern?
Heh kek

I would cooom in every one of them

MFW the 10k in my town next weekend gets cancelled because of the coronavirus

You don’t pay money to jog, you pay money for an environment that fosters competition.

>This user only trusts black girls!

Afraid not ladies, I'm bugging out to my home gym cabin in the mountains and living off chicken, rice and broccoli for the next two months.

Stop wasting time and put your feet on my face, now

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All three on the left side are prime GF/breed material

people really not locking themselves in their home with 4 months supply of water, toiletries and canned sardines. Wild.

No I am going to the 25k because 5k is a casual walk you fucking pussies you aren't gonna make it.

thats retarded

>>competition is retarded

NGMI.

Doing 5k runs to complete them or get medals is weak, but doing them to beat people is based.

why not just be superior without having to pay for it? you dont have to enter a faggy race with obese losers to be faster then them, all you have to do is train. dumb nigger

The fact that you’re thinking about comparing yourself to the fatties at the back and not the faster athletes at the front tells me everything I need to know about your perspective. You see a mountain, get halfway up, and instead of wondering about the view at the top, you marvel how much better the view is halfway up relative to the ground. Get absolutely fucked you weak bitch.

Sure, I got the time

Step away, whores. I'll be spending my weekend binge watching Jerma Elbertson live streams

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whatever nigger, at least im not paying to run like a total queer. hope you get hit by a truck on your next jog you absolute double nigger. one more thing, you’re a nigger

> no can do. Tomorrow I’m gonna
IM GONNA
ARHGHHGHHHHH
IM GONNA FUCKING ROWWWW
AAEEHHHEHEHHRHRHR

IM FUCKIN ROWINNNNNNNN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ

I'm signed up for one at the end of April. I currently do 45 mins of HIIT 4 days a week. What am I in for?

Rolling for the middle one

No, I would not like to breath heavily in a crowd of hundreds of people, thank you for offering though.

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Lol ok non-competitor.

Pro-tip, if you never compete against other men you’re a triple nigger.

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>tfw did a 16k tough mudder last year and was literally one of the fittest guys there
>effortlessly did all the obstacles (the advanced ones) never struggled once except for the one where you have to lay on your back in water and pull yourself along a lane (very claustrophobic, sometimes having to go under water and hold your breath for 5 seconds, very dangerous, longer than it seems)

I’m a man now, I’m fitter than all of you, all of you would perish under 16km and you would struggle on the obstacles, never mind the advanced ones. 5k is my warmup before I lift weights, bitch

so compete with your previous best time for free

>Implying a girls asks a guy out
If anything a girl will ask a girl out. The men just drag their lonely asses if they're motivated enough.

3>2>5>1>4
am I wrong lads? I also hate dyed hair so maybe I'm biased.

They cancelled SXSW, they cancelled other shows, they’re cancelling sports; they’re probably gonna cancel the Cap10 anyways.
...yet they didn’t cancel the rap concert last night. Guess some would prefer the chance of getting Coronavirus rather than risk getting chimpouts.

>5k is my warmup before I lift weights, bitch
I thought you were supposed to lift then do cardio?

You run faster with competition.

Pic related.

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No, I'm avoiding big gatherings for a while

If she can beat me at 100m she can make me do anything she wants.
But she won’t.

>paying to run
It's not like they can stop you from just running next to them in a public area.

Middle girl on the left looks like my camfu...

Sorry, I already promised my friends that I'd help volunteer at the Shrine Circus this weekend! They need someone to help carry heavy stuff around while they get set up, and it's a great way to help raise money for the local children's hospital!

Are any of you going to the Shrine 5K next month, though? I'll definitely be running in that!

>5K? Sorry I thought you said 5G now let me tell you about how the government is forcing out 5G to brainwash you and give you cancer.

Source

why would I sit on a table with women? I don't know any and I don't even visit restaurants.

>why aren't they asking me?

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>If I win do I get like, a trophy?

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Of course! I cannot wait to see you girls there! I am so happy to be with you guys, especially you Anna, since I've seen you today with Brent hugging and holding hands I felt so warm inside, I couldn't believe it! Soooo....what are we eating today? I suggest going to the McDonald's because I'm staaaaarving, and it's good thought, we need some calories for the running you know....I feel like we need to set up a leaderboard so we can track who will get the best time...and it's definitely gonna be ME...hahaha....

>hello

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