What's wrong with Dasani?

What's wrong with Dasani?

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TASTES LIKE SHIT, COCA COLA REPRESENTATIVE. THAT'S WHY PEPSI/AQUAFINA TASTES BETTER

Tastes like salt, just like Aquafina. Ice Mountain and Fiji or bust.

Why are people buying packs of water instead of just buying a filter? Are they retarded?

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Bottled from Italy, plus Not only does Dasani water have additives, but these additives are known to cause much more than dry mouth and abdominal pain. The chemicals in Dasani water can, at certain levels, cause birth defects and death. Dasani bottled water contains four ingredients: tap water, magnesium sulfate, potassium chloride, and salt

that will help when the infrastructure breaks down. you got a well or something?

Dasani makes my mouth dry, which water shouldn't do.

costco/sams branded water is cheaper/bigger pack and tastes much better.

I like Dasani. It's a thick water.

Dasani adds magnesium sulfate, potassium chloride, and salt to its mixture.

All three of those things cause dehydration if not added in extremely mild amounts.
So it's literally and un-ironically dehydrating you.
It causes rapid water retention which is great if you are actually actively workout out, since the water and salt will quickly turn into sweat.

However if you're sitting around your home, your kidneys and liver will quickly want to flush all the excess out of your body. Which like I said, quickly dehydrates you.

So if you drink a bottle before you go to bed, instead of it sitting in your body, it goes into your bladder within an hour.

isnt that the recipe for snake juice

its purified, not mineral water

Yeah, do you understand?
Here let me spell it out for you.

1. Ingest a bunch of minerals that cause you to need to piss.
2. Begin to pee, byproduct of this is that you piss out sugar.
3. Lower blood sugar levels cause fat burn to happen as the body desperately tries to replenish blood sugar.

It's extremely dangerous to do this, mainly because you need blood sugar and if you're already on a cut, you'd already be near low levels.
Secondly if you're not drinking water with this, you'd be poisoning yourself and be in dangerous levels of dehydration.

It's literally cheaper and safer to buy Dasani than Snake Juice.

That’s not how hydration works dood. You will be more hydrated drinking small amounts in your water.

Shut the fuck up kid, adults are talking.

It's all relative to the amount of chemicals or minerals you ingest. Your body will piss out as much water as it needs to return blood to a stable platform.

If you're disagreeing you've obviously never looked at Dasani's ingredient list or have drunk a Dasani water.

It will make you piss out everything in your system and no matter how much you drink you will only feel more dehydrated.

Seriously, I'm not memeing, I'm not fucking with you. Try it yourself.

Drink only Dasani for an entire month, drink nothing else. Only fucking Dasani.

Come back in a month and try arguing.

stay in reddit or /x/ schizo

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lmao imagine not having a water generator in 2020 AD

Imagine living in such a poorfag country that you have to buy water on bottle

i know all bottled water is tap water being sold back to you, but dasani tastes exactly like if they just filled up plastic bottles at a fucking sink

It's tapwater not spring water like bottled water is supposed to be basically

>being this mad someone called you out on your ignorance

Brandon, it's time to go to bed.

>trusting your public water during a pandemic
All it takes is one guy with corona at the water treatment plant to cough up a loogy somewhere in the line. Poor has nothing to do with it you dumbass ESL.

> #
>Shut the fuck up kid, adults are talking
Awww did he shatter your precious little ego boomercuck????? You got btfod like twenty fucking times.

seething poorfag

what country are you from, bud?

My house has good filters because im not poor.

norway

>bottled water is so expensive to him that it's not worth avoiding the 1 in a million chance of a contamination
>calls others poor

massive cope

>2020
>Needing water
NGMI

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index.okfn.org/dataset/water/
oh no no no no
oh no no
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine having worse water than fucking mexico

Just buy like 10 5-gallon water jugs of water-- it literally costs like $2.50 for 50 gallons of water at a specialty filter place.

Then if your apocalypse actually happens, you won't run out of water in a week and die.

>Imagine having worse water than fucking mexico
To be fair when most of the country has no water at all it's easy to keep the small amount of water clean.

Bro if the infrastructure breaks down you’ve got bigger troubles than your faucet not spitting out water.

I really don't think you would, you need water to not die after all.

I don't think you understand what that source is actually saying.

Its the creatine bro

smart water is coke, but it is a kino drink

it's literally filtered tap water

Fuck Coca Cola

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1000% BASED

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most bottled water is filtered tap water..

This is wrong. Sodium and Potassium will cause water reabsorption in the kidneys - so you'll actually piss less water. Glucose is never in piss unless you're diabetic. Snake juice is used to get electrolytes which you are not getting from food since you're not eating - if anything it makes fasting safer.

t.Medical student

*most bottled water in the us

>you got a well or something
Yes

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Water would be number 1 priority dude.

>when
hahahahahahaha fucking delusional

Weapons are number 1
Because some one else always has what you want

based ted poster

Lol I remember in the 2000s there was a big cancer scandal about dasani. I wouldn't touch it again after that

I'm pretty sure it costs more and tastes weird.

Imagine an ass drinking Dasani

come pee on johnny with your urine

>that will help when the infrastructure breaks down
over a fucking flu?

gtfo with your reddit spacing

buy me all this shit and wash the towels

They put salt in it. Fuck Dasani. Coca Cola even fucks your water over to make you more thirsty.

>company i work for makes the environmental push
>stops selling bottled water and starts selling water in cardboard boxes
>shitty boxes make water taste like cardboard, no one drinks them
>start selling dasani again
>"it uses less plastic than other brands" says the Coke promo material
I'd rather drink soggy cardboard than that pool water tasting shit

Who has my girlfriend

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What if the water man gets corona? Who will pump the water out to my house then?

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who is this

I literally chuckle to myself whenever I see people buying waterbottles and freaking out. I have 3 properties with 3 water wells connecting to some of the biggest aquifers in the county. I'll die of drowning myself before I die of thirst.

>tp
I have bidets.
>hand soap
Warm water over 80* kills the virus and if not I have the means to make my own soap.
>AIRBORNEEEE
It can't travel more than 10 feet in the air.
>food
I hunt, raise beef, and farm.

My whole life has been one big build up to when something actually does happen.