Stop working out
Stop working out
Nolan Perez
Ryder Perry
have sex
Noah Smith
Based and blokepilled
Grayson Harris
>implying corona virus isn’t the tool needed to kill fake natties
Cameron Garcia
That's a little sexist, no?
Leo Anderson
>big blokes pumping away
>super spreaders
what the heck did he mean by this?
Colton Perry
Time to buy a home gym and live on a diet of canned meat, macaroni, rice and sÖy until this shit blows over. Oh well, at least we'll get rid of boomers.
>This faggot little virus wont cause a pandemic
Carter Nelson
When God says its time for me to go then I'll go. Till then I'll keep pumping.
Christian Peterson
my chest has been painful last few days
but i dont have coughing yet
do i have it?
Jack Fisher
lmao
Eli Cook
Personally, my hope is that the stress from lifting mutates these stupid bat nanomachines into the Pale Horse itself.
Blake Turner
They're fucking Aussies what do you except?
Ethan Gonzalez
Can't be sexist if its against men
Kayden Price
I'm really afraid I won't have time to get a phone number of my gym crush before our chain gym is going to be closed.
Hope she'll be there tonight, wish me luck bois
Jaxon Fisher
EXTREMELY BASED
Lucas Cooper
honestly gald im marathon training right now. all i do is run, very occasionally hit the weights
Ian Young
homegym Masterrace
Caleb Hall
THIS^^
all weak fagots GTFO
Dominic Murphy
Imagine still not owning a home gym. I cannot even begin to comprehend this feeling.
Matthew Thomas
extremely fucking based
Juan Barnes
So you're saying there's a chance that guy doing sets of 12x30 will finally fuck off the bench?
Wyatt James
speading our semen
Matthew Rodriguez
Lift heavy
Infect the weak
Cleanse the earth
Levi Young
Shit, I ought to do the same. Thanks for reminding me bro.
>tfw she came to work out next to me last time and asked me to lower the smith machine bar for her
Means I'm 100% in, right?
Liam Phillips
dilate, tranny kike.
Blake Thomas
I accept many things, user
Henry Harris
well said
Adam Cruz
I'm the only person allowed in my gym so no prob.
Bentley White
Only death can stop the gain train.
Robert Morales
This shit should be pretty obvious but I was scared of gyms closing down because of it.
Caleb Young
seems logical but why the fuck would they phrase it like that man
Carson Rivera
The virgin prepper
>can't move because toilet paper takes up all free space
>hands are cracked from washing them every 20 seconds
>cant touch anything because MUH GERMS
>pasty skin from not leaving his bunker
>malnutrition from long life food
The Chad super spreader
>can't stay still, is constantly out in the world
>hands safely protected with layer of mucous at all times
>touches everything because the world yearns for contact with him
>healthy tan from roaming the streets touching things and people
>great, balanced diet
Logan Clark
Fucking based
Jayden Watson
>skipping immune system day
lmfao enjoy being a corpse, boomer
Grayson Foster
That what doesn't kill me gives me gains
Ryder Stewart
>not having big pumps and spreading it over your gym bros
you gay?
Ethan Ward
Gabriel Wright
>getting swole like a proper good big bloke
>also super spreading the virus to kill off the weaker blokes
Can it get any better?
Connor Ward
100% this
>Tell guy at work I'll be back at the gym on Friday
>Acts like I'm off my head
>Play it off with a joke
>He doesn't know I've already died and if I don't make it I'd rather be dead
Daniel Price
>immune system day
Kayden Bailey
Thinking of getting some rings so I can work out during a lockdown, anyone got reccomendations?
Liam Morgan
>implying it's not all the chinks and pajeets who never wipe anything down, cough and sneeze on everything.
Why can't we just be factual?
fucking retard uneducated filth are spreading the disease which can be prevented with basic hygiene.
Nolan Morgan
fpbp
Eli Reyes
>if I dont make it, I'd rather be dead
Big mood, brother.
Lucas Ward
My girlfriend saw this fucking article and said she wants me to stop going to the gym. I’m so fucking pissed off about it. We were arguing all night
Matthew Barnes
your girlfriend is right. actually you should have told her to stay inside first given u have acess to so much shit here
Nicholas Foster
Imagine being afraid of dying to the point you'd sacrifice your gains.
Brody White
Based agent 47
Ayden Nguyen
And the death rate is .2% for people under 50. I'll take my chances it's so low
Charles Jenkins
What are you blokes doing if your gym closes? I'm already preparing by making dumbbells out of cement.
Gavin Morris
my dad is the same
>keeps going to work
>goes to fucking church
>says im insane for going to the gym
i love him but he's fucking retarded when it comes to this shit
Jace Kelly
I'm not 80 and have no preexisting health conditions, Kung Flu literally cannot do anything to me
Henry Martinez
lmao
Jaxon Reed
except when it stays in your body and reinfects you throughout your life time, each time getting worse and worse until you die inhaling your own blood
Gavin Wilson
>mfw the doc calls me a big bloke
Landon Edwards
Sure, and the sun exploding tomorrow is going to make everyone have a real bad day
Gabriel Gomez
sounds sick
Wyatt Kelly
>physio says I’m pretty solid
Made my week desu
Carter Stewart
Cooper Rodriguez
>big blokes
>big
First mire :)
Nathaniel Turner
BASED idiot. good luck dying for a fake-ass god, faggot
Brandon Cook
It's official they closed all the gyms i'nmy country, I thought I was going to make it this time bros... I'm so fking mad. I don't have a home gym, what the fuck am I going to do
Jacob Price
Time for ghetto street workouts
Parker Hernandez
Good thing I have a home gym