Characters in your gym

i got a homegym so idgaf about corona-chan but I already miss my gym and the dudes in it like you wouldn't believe
tell us the wacky characters in your gym, i'll start
>that super huge roided 40-year old boomer who looks like a fucking gangster but is super cool, was impressed with my squat so he told me everything about his cycle within the first 5 minutes of knowing me
>the gang of dyel uni fags who always come in a group and do the same exercises moving babyweight but they behave as if they were pros
>the turbo-ultra manlet who comes in with his auschwitz mode also manlet friend and 'coaches' him but he knows shit which dooms them both to snap city, they are both 100% resistant to advice

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also
>the cute twink manlet softboi who comes in with his gf, they are literally the same size and strenght, but they love each other very much, super cute
>the fucking boomer who does systema and slaps the heavy bag like a retard

>the absolutely jacked bald guy who always wears a crucifix and Christian themed lifting gear. drinks a litre of oj intraworkout.
>bench midget. like 3ft5 benching 3.5pl8
>jacked weeb. clearly on steroids. wears unwashed anime vest top.
>boomer bloater. fat as fuck wearing stringy vest tops. screams at people for being on empty benches and interrupting his "superset"
>very tired PT. always on the brink of consciousness. lifts baby weight despite being built.

>that one asian older lady that caught you checking her out and occasionally stops behind you when you are on the stair machine

I get a fucking chub every time she pauses behind me. God I hate being autistic.

>gang of dyel turks all of them have fantastic hair

>softboi
Hello tumblr.

I'm the loud guy who trains super hard and wears skimpy tank tops

>the massive lad who obviously roids, that brings his 40-yr equally roided girlfriend.

>that 30 year old bald gay bald manlet "powerlifter"
he gave me a verbal mire a few days ago. not my target demographic but I guess it was nice

I highly doubt that’s where they heard that word from or that they are thinking of it in the context of that site at all