Can we get a Jeff meme thread going?

Why does his body look so gross to me?

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quality shit my nigga

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE.

he's old and natty

Who mogs who?

I think he's on TRT. But it's very impressive nonetheless

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kek

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIFE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

>TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE
TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

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>"TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you untrained novice? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in kinesiology and exercise science, and I've been involved in numerous MLB camps with the Mets, and I have over 300 quick form fixes you can do today (YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!). I am trained in external rotation and I'm the top pull-up record holder in the entire gym. You are nothing to me but just another mistake to avoid (NEVER DO THIS!). I will rotate you the fuck out with proper technique the likes of which has never been seen before on this cable machine, mark my fucking words (DO THIS EVERYDAY!). You think you can get away with impinging your shoulders over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fitness e-celebs across youtube and your form is being checked right now so you better prepare for the rotation, newbie. The rotation that corrects the pathetic little thing you call your facepull (BIG MISTAKE!). You're fucking retracted, kid. I can be in any scapular plane, anytime, and I can list the top seven hundred ways to kill you (NON-NEGOTIABLE!) and that's just with my mobility bands. Not only am I extensively trained like an athlete, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bands and lacrosse balls and I will use it to its full extent to fix your miserable posture out of anterior pelvic tilt, you little newbie. If only you could have known what tightness and impingement your little "old school" upright row was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking cables. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're internally rotated (COMMON MISTAKE!), you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sore, kiddo.

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"TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE"

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

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TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

this is absolute goldhahahahhAHHAHAHA
TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE.

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

Literally who??

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

Exellent

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

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TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY EX. I NEED THE OG PIC

is this OC? this is prime shit right here

> I can be in any scapular plane
my sides

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we need more like this

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TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE.

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

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TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE.

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sides: rotated

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TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP LIKE AN ATHLETE

Just say Jeff thread you fucking newfag

anyone got the jeff where he's slam dunking a fireball with gleaming red eyes? One of my top 10 jeffs

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