Condiment chugger edition
/fph/ - Fat People Hate
Aiden Robinson
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Isaac Smith
>p
Colton Morgan
Someone post his Obamacare tweet lol
Death you booger1488
Jaxson Hernandez
Jacob Flores
I had to skip her actually eating it. Of course she drinks diet coke.
Gabriel White
Dude has grandma tits.
Jackson Bell
That chili looks fucking nasty what the fuck
Also
>half a king size candy bar AND half an entire bag of gummy candy
This thing is disgusting
Hunter Young
Jace Moore
Time for a story.
Elijah Bennett
that user should draw porn
Brody Butler
He does
Andrew Bailey
>Coomer
NGMI
Ethan Hernandez
I don't know why you're giving them shit, it looks like a pretty quick way to lose weight.
Nicholas Flores
Just a reminder. If you date a fatty, they smell really bad.
If you're attempting to free a beautiful butterfly from its fleshy cocoon, be prepared to deal with an awful cheesy fishy smell until she gets down to normal size.
Daniel Parker
but condiment chugging is literally one of the best ways to not get fat, louisiana hot sauce takes care of any craving i might have and contains zero calories per bottle
Mason Young
This guy is a competitive eater and today he posted a video of him drinking 2 liters of hot salsa
Isaiah Anderson
You have my attention.
Gavin Parker
Yeah, but the salt content will increase water retention.
He looks like how hearing about that makes me feel.
Jaxon Perez
>You do get you're preaching to the wrong person right? I eat mainly whole foods and cook most of my own meals. My only bad habit is buying premade stuff at work rather than bringing my own lunch.
Then I don't get why you're defending the dumb poor fat people, they don't know how to shop smart and spend all their gubbmint money on whatever junk they can cram in their maw.
Jonathan Gomez
drinking all that vinegar without eating anything cannot be good for you, just on my rudimentary understanding of ph levels lol, maybe its good fuck idk
Lucas Reyes
The Kunta Kinte diet seems a bit extreme.
Caleb Martinez
I was just saying what I've seen and why it's not completely accurate. You're the one trying to launch a crusade to save my heathen ass from something I'm not even doing.
Juan Harris
>I was just saying what I've seen and why it's not completely accurate
But it is? Fat people not on assistance claim fast food is too cheap and easy, when it's objectively not. Poor people who are fat, are similarly over consuming despite being able to buy shit with foodstamps that are healthy, filling and not fattening.
It looks more like you got some cognitive dissonance going on because you got a bad habit of eating pre-made shit at work.
I eat fast food and out all the time, I used to have nothing to eat with and survived on pasta and tuna for a long while. If I can do it to save money and lose weight they have zero excuse.
Kayden Harris
Sounds more like you're just trying to claim you're better than them because you've found something that works for you even if it doesn't work for everyone else.
But whatever. You're going to keep insisting you're some kind of big brain person despite the fact you hang out on here with the rest of us brainlets.
Ethan Sanchez
you feel black?
Daniel Reyes
I meant more his expression of nausea.
Joshua Price
This is amazing
Wyatt Watson
no kidding thats like 20 grams of sodium
Eli Gonzalez
>that shirt
Ryan Hill
Chili itself isn't even unhealthy, it's just a stew made of meat, beans, and veggies at the end of the day. Never doubt the fat imagination to come up with the wildest ways to clog arteries
Gavin James
My life recently fell apart and I eat chicken thighs, beans, eggs, and vegetables for every meal.
I’m getting 3k cals a day for $40 a week of top tier healthy food. Retards need to buy less cheese.
Blake Lopez
It's a very calorie dense food with a high fat content, but portioning that out like a reasonable human being solves that issue.
Carson Morris
>Infinifat
This is satire, right?
Gabriel Phillips
>even if it doesn't work for everyone else
you've provided no reason that his recommendations wouldn't work for other people
you said some dumb shit because you didn't expect to be called on it, that's about it
Jaxon Lewis
I never said his stuff wouldn't work either. I was just saying people make shitty choices and why they think those choices are valid.
But go white knight your princess all you want.
Wyatt Powell
>He looks like how hearing about that makes me feel.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Angel Jackson
>Sounds more like you're just trying to claim you're better than them because you've found something that works for you even if it doesn't work for everyone else.
I am better than them, because I did something that literally anyone can do, they chose CHOSE to be inferior. Would you say a fat person is superior to somebody who is fit?
>But whatever. You're going to keep insisting you're some kind of big brain person despite the fact you hang out on here with the rest of us brainlets.
I'm apparently smarter than you because I understand how to use a fucking sale paper.
Zachary Evans
ngl mirin bulk cant wait to see her cut
Isaac Collins
>retards need to buy less cheese
depends on where you're at, cheese goes on DEEP SALES here so you can just spread that shit on anything and get extra protein and cals whenever.
Where you at bro, Canada? They fucking suck for getting decent meat that's affordable.
Christian Roberts
>I'm apparently smarter than you because I understand how to use a fucking sale paper.
Except I've said quite clearly that I shop the discounts and use an employee discount to maximize my purchases which means you're too stupid to read. Checkmate brainlet.
Tyler Thompson
I know we joke about it a lot here, but I actually want him to die
Aiden Long
I wonder what the song lyrics were
Ryder Powell
That is nasty!
So much salt!
Tyler Jenkins
sadly, no, they want to normalize it
Gabriel Ortiz
dubs and your dreams come true
Jason Bennett
I don't care about him enough to want him dead, but I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire either.
Juan Martin
Does have the one with her flipping and just saying XD?
Kevin Wilson
It depends on how you make it, most of the taste comes from the veggies and spices not the meat itself and if you limit the cheese and sour cream and other unhealthy bullshit toppings it's fine.
Nicholas Turner
Love his eyes. Truly a man who regrets nothing in his life
Jonathan Murphy
Pretty face shame about her hideous body. And unable to even last three days
Brandon Bell
>I can and do walk up and down stairs, but what about the people who can't?
I imagine they can roll.
Daniel Campbell
>unfried Rice
>snack: BUTTER COOKIES
>waddled a mile
>Reduced Fat crackers
Imagine being born with a nice looking face and ruining it like this
Easton Powell
This pic made me gag, jesus christ
Matthew Reyes
>can't last 3 days on diet.
How did society become this weak?
Alexander Hill
I actually believe her desu. This actually sounds like the kind of dark humour that a doctor would use.
Mason Perez
Luis Jackson
I have no idea what the emotion on the girls face in the 7th panel is, but wither way she's /ourgirl/.
Jordan Cook
True, I make mine on the heavy side, but my mother makes a chili that's more like a stew so it's a preference thing in there too I guess.
Either way, portion that shit and you'll never go wrong.
John Edwards
We trained generations of instant gratification and easy answers. We stopped showing them how to work hard for their goals and stopped celebrating real accomplishments.
Frankly I blame the boomers for this. They wanted kids who'd all be winners and look where it got us.
Andrew Richardson
It's not like they're using those legs anyway.
William Hill
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
Lucas Roberts
i never knew how much i hated fat fucks until now