I cant stop sleeping

second this when I was super depressed I was sleeping 7pm-7:30am regularly

>lay in bed for 2 hours before going to sleep
>sleep for 12 hours unless I absolutely have to get up earlier
wtf is wrong with me

cut down your carbs

you forgot
>wake up tired and groggy
>spend 2 hours half-asleep dreaming that you're getting out of bed and doing your morning routine over and over again
>get out of bed
>do morning routine

dubs of thruth

i sleep 15 hours a day and i spend at least 3 or 4 hours a day jerking off watching anime on my phone from bed, so im up just 3 hours a day, im a neet and i still go to the gym at least once a week just do 2 or 3 sets of dumbell curls and come back home

>i sleep 15 hours a day
bullshit

on my 3rd day of nosleep, not gonna lie bros this shit is HARD

living the life

I'm 19 and sleep 8 hours a day and im still tired, what's wrong with me Yas Forums?

you drink coffee. stop that

sounds like you got it made bud.

I used to sleep 18+ hours a day. I got things in my life (Job and stuff) to force me to wake up because school or the gym or "in the morning I'm gonna do this" doesn't cut it. I also saw a doctor about it but they said I was perfectly healthy

waking up without school or a job quickly becomes a Herculean task.

I don't like to sleep but in the morning I wake up and know I have to go to the gym at that moment or I won't have time for the rest of the day, so suddenly I don't want to stop sleeping until I know it's too late to go to the gym, then I suddenly hate my bed again and get up fast. What do I do?

This.

Find something worth waking up for.

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probably not getting enough water, maybe a vitamin defficiency.

>wakes up at 11:30pm
Does this make reviewbrah a snoozer?

I'm 25 and I'm a snoozer. I'm always fucking tired no matter what I do.

this is LITERALLY ME
L I T E R A L L Y ME.

based oldfag

Can you get paid to snooze?

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AAAAAAAH IM GONNA SNOOOOOZE

Depression
Excess mastrubation
Narcolepsy
could be a lot of things but start with these.

Why not just buy dumbells you fucking snoozer?

I see that now. Gotta escape this NEETdom.

An unemployed dude who eats fast food every day? Yes.

teach me your ways
I'm also a NEET but sometimes have trouble sleeping because of anxiety (feeling my heart beating makes me nervous which makes my heart beat faster which makes me even more nervous lmao)
couldn't fall asleep until like 6 in the morning today
granted, I drank coffee for the first time in a couple of weeks and was pretty focused because of it but I guess payed the price at night

You guys should just find a job, not everything out there is wageslaving as you call literally every type of work. Or you could try the Welcome to the NHK method and wait for whatever kind of welfare you have to disappear and either die or make a step.

G...Guys, i unironically regularly go to sleep at 4am and sleep untill 2pm or later.

How the fuck do i break this cycle i just have zero motivation to do anything and miss all my classes.

>20 y/o
fuck off

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sleeping pills at 8pm

I envy you so much

how do ppl fall asleep as soon as they hit the pillow?

>tfw the warlock you're neurotically linked to was attracted to your snooze lair the morning after you "let loose"
Keep your scat fetishes to your self its unflaturring

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Jesus christ dude, get your shit together.

throw out your bed
100% not joking
I used to sleep for 9 hours a day and now I sleep on the floor, I can't last longer than 5-6 hours no matter what

I can sleep for like 15 hours a day because I'm a depressed NEET and my mom pays for my gym membership and chocolate milk.

best way out is to get a job, you're not wrong.
but I see it as a challenge.
>how productive can one man be if he is not held back by work or school
it's way more difficult but I've never been the type to give up

first I fix my life without handle bars
then I will get a job
I hope that the interviewer is going to be impressed by that

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For fucks sake how is it possible to sleep that much?

Even when i was a neet for a while i couldn't sleep for more than 8 hours without waking up like a zombie.

And you L I T E R A L L Y have to go back to the YouTube comment section you crawled out of.

theres no escape

...snoreee...

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Lean your bed so your head rests 6 inches higher than your feet. It's supposed to help circulation since density differences in your bodily fluids will get pulled down by gravity and make everything flow faster, a lot of people have had good results. I haven't tried it yet myself though because I'm afraid of breaking my bed legs

>stop eating like shit
>stop sleeping with electronic devices on around your head
>cut greens and carbs
>nofap
>turn off ALL the lights

see if that works

>cut greens
wat

If you want to overcome your sleeping addiction, you must overcome your current self. Find purpose and meaning in responsibility, set goals and give yourself incentives to stick to them, whether in the form of material gain or social loss. Pic related for what your issue is.

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based /nobed/ poster

>someone eats cereal, smokes weed and watches his favourite shows in the morning
>LET ME WRITE AN AUTISTIC WALL OF TEXT ABOUT HOW THAT'S LE DEGENERATE XDDDDDDD
Yas Forums was a mistake

I sleep 4 hours a night regularly and feel completely fine. I don’t know how or why people sleep that long. We are all slowly dying. Life is fleeting. Make the most of it.

my gf keeps hugging me from behind in the morning so one day i accidentally snoozed for 1 hour and came late to work boss was sarcastic about it haha