Hey user... why is there only protein shakes in here? Do you have any soda?

>hey user... why is there only protein shakes in here? Do you have any soda?

Has being Yas Forums damaged your social life?

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>what do you need a soda for? your ass is already pretty fat
>slaps ass, pulls thong to the side and fucks her raw while prying her asshole apart with my two thumbs to smell her pungent braps
day 8 nofap btw

I'm going to find you and make you deepthroat my shit covered machete and make you whine like a little bitch in heat while you do it.

Cucks are gay men who are racial fetishists

Fit > having sex/gf > social life

What the fuck are you doing in my mom's house?
and how do you know my name?
also the soda is in the back, use your fucking eyes retard.

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sounds pretty gay user

>social life
Where do you think you are dumbass?

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Not at all. Most of my normie and unfit friends often make more efforts (and sacrifices) to live a healthy lifestyle and really just fail with the simplest concept, CICO. Basically they are the ones to say no to soda or eating out or drinking as much as I do and they do way more cardio in a week than I do in a month and yet they are average or chubby and I'm fit.

It hasn't damaged my social life. Fitness is mainstream. Girls are into guys who care about their body and stick to a diet.

But would it kill you to keep some beverages handy for your guests, OP? I have a special area in my fridge that is for the ladies. It would serve you well to do likewise.

If you have space, get a liquor cabinet with an assortment of wines and hard liquors. Teach yourself how to mix drinks. Women will think you have refined tastes.

O B S E S S E D

This poster is for sure a legit 14 year old on his mommy's computer.

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Fartfags are truly broken people

Imagine being such a useless animal you let yourself get aroused immediately at such sights like some trained dog
you can't call yourself a man if you let girls affect you involuntarily.

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>doing stuff for women

ngmi

>having so many people come over all the time that you need a special area in your fridge to keep stocked up for them
are you running a free for all bar or something? For fuck's sake.

Are you fucking blind?
The middle shelf is full of soda.

If you drink coffee in moderation then it’s not that bad for you

Shut up faggot *farts in your face*

Unequivocally based

I'm not going on parties, wich means no social life where i'm living.

>Soda
>Fridge
Check the larder whore. Its part of my canned food storage

Let me kiss your ass please I need to kiss your butt cheeks so bad I'm crying babe pleeaase please pleasseee let me touch your ass your fat tasty ass baby please :'(

That you MrChiCity?
When you dropping the new video nigger?

being myself damaged my social life

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

A YouTube classic who's advice still rings true today.

>protein shakes in the freezer
have sex incel

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I don't have a fridge

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Delet

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>Keeping protein shakes ready in the fridge
You know you should only make your shake for that day, right? The protein will degrade over time in the water.

>that video where he visits his dead friends grave
damn

Worst Pepe.

Thats because they dont do resistance training and probably expect to look good in 6 months.

>I have a special area in my fridge that is for the ladies. It would serve you well to do likewise.

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Pretty sure that is shitty beer
>Stupidest post on Yas Forums

Looks like pepsi

When is the last time you came inside of a pussy?

For the ladies and close friends only. Out of all my guy friends there are only 3 or 4 dudes that I would offer drinks to.

This guy knows what's up.

Classic case of SIMP projection.

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No, its probably improved it. Now i know the guy at the supplement store, a few people at the gym and most of my friends lift/exersize.

I think the only unhealthy/fat people i know is my adoptive grandmother, my biological mother and one of my friends girlfriend.

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was*

I don't know ppl who drink either soda or protein shakes. Most of my friends are healthy fags who drink water and eat real food to get by on their fitness goals. I noticed quite some time ago the normie fit bros/gals really don't contribute much to a conversation other than trivial fitness tips.

holy trips, checked

get the FUCK out before Shaquanisha here shanks you

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My nigga
> day 27
> constant thoughts of rape and forced sex.

Fuck yeah kween posters rise up

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Hownhe gives away the gift cards, Chi was the OG Mr Beast.

That's some clever coping for not being able to get your dick hard without 3DVRBDSMLGBBQT314MKikeUltra porn.

>kween posters
>Posts the most heavily mixed "black" girl

literally gross, imagine waking up with that hair in your face and on your pillow. the smell too. abhorrent

eww imagine how disgusting it must be for him

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Why is my pp hard rn

Like the smell of a wet dog that just rolled around in shit.

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Damn, my oneitis linked me this video on Facebook years ago

ewww imagine the SMELL

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My gf is going to culinary school and bakes for me all the time, but I wanna start keto. What do I do anons

This is what people mean by 'just have personality bro just make her laugh bro'
it is literally impossible for someone who isn't like this to start being so smooth and neurotypical around women. God, how it irks me when people assume such a personality switch is easily done.

If you don't mind mate, this is Yas Forums not /an/.

You shouldn't joke like that even unironically. You're just playing into the Jew's game of divide and conquer.

Because it sure isn't the jews promoting multiculturalism and race mixing you filthy kike