How do I get my friend to quit being such a s-oy faggot, and lift with me?

This. People like him are getting attention and validation online so they see no reason to improve themselves.

>Paya's
Who?
fucking incel
the worst part is the weed

Why do
you type
like this redditnigger?

Weed is actually the most onions drug there is, saps motivation, eat too much, makes you docile and love everyone.

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I couldn't stand working out next to a drug addict. They smell like a DMV.

But at least it feels good for what that's worth
Cigarettes just make you feel terrible and then you die

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if id had to pick one thing out of this whole fucking world it would be cigs man fuck

>menthol
Don't even see the point of menthols. They taste way worse than normal darts.

Same. Cigs are so damn good. Wish I could still have them.

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Tell him hell die alone and unhappy?

This is good advice from someone who knows what he's talking about:

youtube.com/watch?v=CdSaUVldSjc

Cigarettes are actually useful to the working man as they keep you awake, alert and put off hunger.
Weed just turns you in to a useless faggot.

>BING BING WAHOO

DUDE WEED LMAO

>gunna be a good day

The crux of the problem, vidya and weed are best left for after dinner/before bed if at all. Making a day of smoking up and playing zelda, never gonna make it

>male
>uses carmex chapstick
He's lost, bro. Move on.

He doesn't want to because he doesn't see it advantageous to start working out.

What's your favorite? I'm playing EB2 at the moment.

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking weed and playing videogames if you
1) Are physically fit
2) are gainfully employed/studying and maintaining a good GPA

>school
>muh gpa

fucking loser

Beat the shit out of him.

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I'm not quite understanding how maintaining good grades at university/college makes you a loser

How the fuck do their mouths open so much wtf. Thats like twice the amount i can open mine

theres nothing wrong with cigarettes or nintendo
modern vidya and weed on the other hand, major red flag

>unironically using the retard controller instead of buying a pro controller

Smoking weed is not a personality trait

it's fake you dumbfuck. The guy is holding a fucking guinness book of records plaque for largest mouth gape.

thats a nice gas chamber

>all the cigfags in here

I wonder if u can convince these cigarette buttheads to go gay for a pack. U must commit

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What’s wrong with the odd cig?

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second hand embarrassment is strong

>Starts talking about gay shit
Faggots, every fucking time.

bait him into a physical altercation and talk him into it with the adrenaline still pumping, he literally won't be able to say no

Reverse this, boomer.

>bro no you don't understand inhaling burning plants is cool.
>to be specific inhaling my plant is better than inhaling your burning plant
I fucking hate the human race so much holy shit. We've been sparked with the gift of intelligence and use it to not only do retarded drugs but get defensive over it.
>inb4 le stoned ape theory xd
Fuck off Joe.

You sound like a fucking school shooter

Literal addict behavior lol, this is why cigarettes are the worst. You get addicted, then you feel like shit all the time, then you die from emphysema or lung cancer.
>they keep you awake, alert and put off hunger
So do amphetamines lol, and for that matter so does caffeine in higher doses. It's still terrible for you and makes you smell and feel like shit all the time.

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I don't see what's wrong with smoking weed and playing video games after you've done your work out and work for that day. my best friend is a onions eating vegan but idk he said he lives better like that.

Personally I have a reputation I have to live up to and wouldn't dare be seen associating with someone like that

playing vidya on it's own is fine, but bragging about smoking weed and playing vidya is not.

everyone who has posted in this thread is a fucking loser and should kill themselves as soon as they get the opportunity.

I started smoking menthols because it improves my breath

the, do, done what?
fuck off, it's my yet another attempt at kicking the habit, don't make it more difficult than it already is.

Waste of time. I had a friend into cringy anime stuff who I liked to workout with. He'd make any excuse to skip the gym and never wanted to try anything new. You don't have to cut people out but you're only bringing yourself down by hanging out with him.

This absolutely has to be bait my dude
I know the whole old joke about gorilla breath mints, but please tell me you're baiting

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The weed is the main problem there. You can gym and still be a smoker/gamer but not a stoner. It's literally couch potato the drug.
Get him off the weed and he can be saved.

how can you not work out because of weed? you don't need to get so stoned you just lay around every time you smoke weed

>Why are people who play video games always dyel?
There's not time in a day for work, video games, and family.

Can confirm. I spent my time on games, uni and work. Now its gains, uni and work.

Fpbp

The Golden One ain't dyel.

It doesn't make me love everyone. That's the media programming you into being a cuck when you accept drugs into your life. Drug culture (weed, shrooms, DMT, LSD) gaslights people into thinking so and then playing the part of the cuck. Have you guys noticed that? Enlightenment = becoming a cucky sheep ready for slaughter. No other definition is allowed.

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I feel your pain user. My buddy is a scrawny s-oyboy coomer
>Eats almost exclusively frozen food or takeout
>Admits he likely couldn’t do a single push up
>Wastes his paycheck on Nintendo games, funko pops, and OnlyFans shit
>Been friends since childhood, always invite him to gym but he insists that he's in fine shape and working out a ton is useless
I miss my buddy, user

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Just limit how much you smoke. If you can’t, then abstain completely. I smoke on average 3 a day and I feel great with no cravings for more.

>I smoke on average 3 a day
lol enjoy your lung cancer, retard

if it wasn’t for shrooms/lsd i wouldn’t have started lifting

cope

There’s no statistic for smoking in moderation there only statistic for non smokers and heavy smokers ie 1 to 2 packs a day so user only smoking 3 cigs while leading an active lifestyle will have negligible effect