Celibacy/NoFap thread

Who here /ascended/? Have you attained tranquility through mindfulness? Have you freed yourself from the endless hustle and bustle of earning money just to spend it on stinky frontholes?

Declare independence from women. Reap unprecedented gains, sharpen the mind, and learn inner peace.

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>tfw nofap day 16 noporn day 2
OMG I WANNA SCROOOOOOOLLL

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I have become a perfect target for coomverts

I have money and all that and I also love braaphogs.

so I generally stay away from females unless I wanna impregnate someone(have 4 kids).

I love motocross so that is where my money goes, also alimony but that is pretty cheap.

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

These past 3 weeks I've gone without thinking about fapping. I don't care about nofap but it just never crossed my mind for some reason. Last night I thought that maybe my sex drive was dead so I fapped just to make sure everything was still working. It did

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>nofap day 16 noporn day 2
You...look at porn and don't masturbate? I have never understood this. I'd get blue balls. I look at porn only when it's fapping time.

Day 4 btw. I have very long streaks in my past and I feel this one. I think it's going to be a long one. Maybe even the permanent one.

just lost a 12 day streak i got the courage to talk to a girl though i think it might get easier or so.

Incel

I feel much better and more confident on nofap than I did as a daily coomer. I think it's been about a week now.

Based, it's motivating me and making me more of a normie now. A few more weeks and I might even be strong enough to bear wageslavery

Semen retention taught me that 'I will reap what I sow...'

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i just relapsed after going strong for 2 weeks. Everything like energy, alertness, and such was trough the roof. but the horniness was too much, felt like a raging bull all the time, it was physically painful being that horny. Nothing helped me get my mind off of it. But i will keep trying, i feel like im increasing my daycount, its like im doing reps in the gym, slowly but surely i will be able to go for months and divert all that energy into my own future and getting my shit together

Nofap day 7, tomorrow im going to masturbate furiously to furry porn

I am on a 8 day streak right now ,don't feel anything different if anything i am only more depressed then i usually am, starting to think this nofap is just a giant meme , how much longer do i need to go?

>tfw day 5 and looked up demirose on IG

Help me lads, I'm playing RDR2 to try and control the urge

Dunno, I try it every month or so, but after 7 days I feel incredibly infuriated and energetic. As if I could punch someone in the face and do 2 backflips just for giving me a dirty look.
Then I fap and go back to normal.

Cut out porn first, then slowly cut down on fapping.

I tried no nut November since all my friends were doing it and made it to the 12th. Gave it up for lent this year though and am currently on day 14 of nofap and holy mackerel it’s so easy this time around. Through God’s love and strength from above, I truly believe that we are ALL gonna make it brah

just go outside it's illegal to jack off there

Ugh. Someone posted porn links in another thread. I watched like five seconds of one, I dunno why, just curiosity I guess. The pen0r surged awake and now my balls feel weird. Not really painful.

I'm going to go ahead and interpret this as a salutary test boost so I don't feel like I have to masturbate to "fix it."

top kek

checked and based

The coomer will develop a new fetish.

After I read these two pics in depth, I never even thought about cooming again. Not even ejaculation while having sex with the wife.
1/2

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>When the mind is busy, the devil cannot speak to it.

HOLY FUCKING BASED AND PRODUCTIVE PILLED

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>Three months into NoFap
>Hit heavy flatline and can't get it up to lose my v-card to my GF
Should i get Sildenafil already?

2/2

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Grats on the 90, I'd say try doing more foreplay. Sounds like your lil engine hasn't been used in a long time and needs some warm up.

Dirty talk, making out, stripping and teasing, tell her what YOU want to see. That shit gets me diamonds every time

Don't worry bro its only for the rest of your life

>nofap is just a giant meme
It's reddit broscience. These autist think that fapping is the root cause of everything wrong in their life but in reality it's just a symptom of much bigger problems like porn addiction and low self esteem.

If fapping was as bad as they make it up to be then we would already be doomed.

see pics Definitely not "broscience"
kys kike

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Is getting a chastity cage a good idea if I can't control my urges?

Day 4 here and I'm beginning to feel the rage. I think only lifting and martial arts practice can get rid of it. Maybe running. You have to get really exhausted.

Only if you're at least 275 at stage-ready bf% and the key is held by a black woman

>. I think only lifting and martial arts practice can get rid of it. Maybe running. You have to get really exhausted.
this
do cardio when not lifting, and ALWAYS stay busy, no matter how small the task is.
nofap will never work if you sit around with boredom or a computer

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stop touching your weenie bros.

Based

Noooooo that's how it starts

You are a good man for posting this OP, dont change.

OP here not him but it is good poast

gave up booze and fappin for lent. NO booze is easy since i hate that shit and hangovers suck but now i have like no reason to go out. but sitting at home makes me want to fap. the only benefit i get from no fap is the urge to talk to women. but i if i go to bars i feel the urge to drink. shits getting tough.

That’s the spirit partner

ive tried to sleep after todays session its now 3am, and i woke up because i havent coom. i cant fucking do it man... after looking at whores in the gym all day, its just too much

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I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with masturbating, but I choose not to do it. For me it's not a good substitute for sex.

I like being with women. It's not just about sex. 9/10 are annoying or slutty, but you find an ok one every once in a while.

>>For me it's not a good substitute for sex.
>>It's not just about sex

wut

you dont miss your sex drive until its gone i fondly remember cooming but i have no motivation to do so

Those are not contradicting statements.

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>went to bed at midnight, which is more-or-less normal
>bolt awake at 2am for no reason, unbearably horny
>wife is dead asleep, would neuter me if I woke her up that early for sex
>lie in bed jittery for two and a half hours
this shit sucks desu

>motocross
>alimony
>4 kids
t. backwoods hick

Yes and?

Day 3 rn, the urge is huge and my urethra hurts

Based user, I'm on the same path

God helps us through all, if He can deny temptation for 40 days, with His help, so can we

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Fucking start touching her, no questions asked, just let her get into that shit and then go to sleep

Day 5

Vivid dreams of cooming in old fwb. But I'm gonna make it. I'm just 100% gonna fuckin make it famalamily.

Almost a month here lads, i haven't felt like this in years.

ULTRA based. Right on man!

That is awesome. Can't fucking wait to get back there

Thanks bros, we're all gonna make it.

I sense extreme, unworldly amounts of cope, sadness and hate in this post.

NoFap btw

lmao u wot coomer

Pic not really related but it looks like coffee is the last quit lads. Here's my schedule:
>alcohol, dudeweed, cigs
consigned to past
>cooming
5 days quit
>Zyn
a few days left but I'm using less cuz they make me anxious
>carbs
gonna take me a week to eat what I have at home

NoFap NoNicotine Caffeinated Carnivore should start by the end of the month. Wean the caff part and I'll be on my way to caveman mode --> swimming in pussy.

It just works.

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