I don't claim to be an expert because all I've done is flip through a handful of articles...

I don't claim to be an expert because all I've done is flip through a handful of articles, but can a combination of spicy food and caffeine unironically help you increase your TDEE?

For example

spark.parkland.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1004&context=kin288_students

This study indicates that calorie burn can increase by 7-13 when consuming caffeine. Potentially consuming caffeine at frequent intervals (as I often do) could increase overall expected TDEE from roughly 2062 to 2262 each day.

Spicy foods show a similar burn, due to increased energy used to digest them.

In addition to both of these, consuming coffee (a hot beverage) would also include caffeine and keep body temperature up- hypothetically you could increase your overall calorie burn from around 2000 to 2400 simply by eating spicy food and coffee.

The downside is obviously that you'd probably have constant diarrhea, though hypothetically since your body wouldn't properly absorb the nutrients you would also be reducing your overall calorie intake.

I call this the "Spicy Shits diet".

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This sounds based, but why don't you just cut out caffeine so you don't have this question?

>cute girls that also want to change the system and seize power away from oligarchs who pretend there are two parties when in reality, it's always been "them" vs "us"
That's that shit I DO like.

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I would fuck the commie out of her.

Baste
Waste

McKillyourself

>young mindless thot does tiktok shit
it’s all about how you look at it

OP here, thought it was a good idea to ask now- if I eat 3 eggs for breakfast will I die of cholesterol poisoning? Asking for a friend, haha.

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Lmao imagine being so desperate to cope with your terrible horseless wagon of a candidate that you draw this

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>not sipping on chilicoffee throughout the day yet
How do you guys even make it?
Chilicoffee is unironically a great beverage.

>bernard gets btfo by a literal dementia-ridden septagenarian
>b-b-but he'd t-t-totally beat le drvmflerooni!!!!

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Gonna laugh when bernie endorses biden

>combination of spicy food and caffeine
can unironically make intredasting poopie

How about a free helicopter ride you communist piece of shit?

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Keep posting 2016 jokes loser, daddy CIA is sure to recognize your excellence someday

IT WAS HER TURN!

eggs are good for you
source: dad was on statins for high cholesterol, doesn't take them anymore and eats more fats, his cholesterol readings have improved significantly

Just drink a ton of green tea

>bernie vs the oligarchs
Nah you’re just a normal democrat who happens to have financial troubles. You’ll happily vote for Biden when he gets the nomination.

Bruh...

If you are a mindless Trumptard... even Trump acknowledges it...

If you don't support Trump and still shit on Bernie, then you are as worthless as Trump makes democrats out to be.

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I would rather Trump win again than vote for a party of mindless morons who hope to be puppet masters. Voting for corporate democrats is like voting for a blind person over a deaf person. Fuck Republicans and democrats. The reality is somewhere in between, and at least Bernie is trying to get us to that in between.

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You want bernie between your butt cheeks.

I bet he has the decency of giving a reach-around, unlike your "daddy Trump".

tea is not good for you

Why is this thot getting pushed everywhere?

Based and anti-communistpilled

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this bitch is gross

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She's just posturing for likes. Eventually she'll marry trust fund Chad

Seems like you've given that subject way too much thought.

how do women consistently have worse skin than men? is make-up that bad for your skin?

The fuck is wrong with her nose it doesn't even look real!

Yes, and test is good for skin.

get a grip retard

What do you think hes gonna say brainlet. Obviously hes gojna jump on anything indicating corruption in his opponents and endorse the candidate he knows he'll never actually have to go up against. Even if he did, the progressive faggot coter base isn't big enough yet to put bernout in the whitehouse

Soon comrade. Soon...

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This senile old commie isn't going anywhere, bucko.

She's cute and she larps as a Berniefag and that gets her immense exposure from the libtards and the s oy filled zoomers from Reddit and other cesspools

God fucking damn, she looks far cuter with makeup
I know makeup makes all the difference but I still fall for this shit, damn I have better skin than she does. She literally looks like some random Hispanic here. What the fuck man, and even here she's got that pencil shading done on her eyebrows.

On topic though, I have found the best way to burn fat is with a combination of the following
>albuterol
>caffeine
>nicotine (via gums or patches)
>yohimbine HCL
>fasted exercise
albuterol stacks with caffeine to burn fat and build lean body mass, nicotine stacks with caffeine to increase your metabolism by 10-15%, and I'm sure albuterol contributes to that too. Nicotine and caffeine blunt your appetite and give you energy and yohimbine with fasted exercise is a no brainer
do all these and you will fucking ascend like Icarus. It's all safe and smooth and enjoyable unlike using clen or something shit like that

I hate women.

>social welfare and not living on debt by getting a degree is communism

Based

Based. But bernie is too good and will probably end up similar to allende

>communist
>piece of shit

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I ate nothing but eggs, steaks and kefir and my cholesterol was fine. Plus ten eggs a day. Now i drink 15 in a row. But buy quality eggs.

Deport

She isn't cute homo

All these dumb Bernie fans are the exact same people who will complain about how their taxes are too high in 10 years.

It's easy to support dumb policies when its not your money going to it.

this shit looks shopped. post sauce

If a girl has a 5/10 face and a 10/10 body that makes her a solid 7.5

If you think she's ugly then I have bad news for you- you spend so much time on the internet you think all the photoshopped instathots are real. In real life most chicks in their 20s are uglier than her, fatter than her.

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>drugging yourself with stimulants to burn

>dumb thot dancing and wearing a shirt to support a meme candidate
Cringe

>politically illiterate narcissistic is too stupid to tell the difference between sex marketing and a decent financial plan, voting the country out of existence in the name of ethot puss he’ll never even see irl
Hey man. No joke here, I say this ironically to many many people here, but YOU should seriously end your horrid life. But in the meantime watching your whole cadre fail abysmally will be satisfaction enough

>NOOOO!! YOU CANT JUST BUY A LAKE HOUSE WITH MY DONATIONS!!’ WHAT ABOUT THE POLITICAL REVOLUTION MY ETHOTS TOLD ME ABOUT!!!!!

Sorry about no wojack, but honestly you’re not worth the time

Should I start making black coffee with tabasco or something?

>Cute mexicans that want to turn America into Brazil 2.0/Mexico.
Nah senpai.

Bonnie got a lake house?

Kill all leftists

That is not a 10/10 body, look at her small tits. Just another thot
she's hardly striking when she's not dolled up using makeup and filtered pics.

>change the system
By fucking doing what? Promising socialized healthcare when literally more than half of america is against it? Trying to redistribute wealth? Two problems with that: either the billionaires just leave the US with their companies and renounce citizenship leaving the US economy in shambles or the tax plan just doesnt get passed in congress anyway.
You fucking Bernie supporters are quite literally retarded for believing some octogenarian communist is going to win a general election within the greater US. Literally delusional.

based

>politically illiterate people thinking Bernie is a commie

Bernie is slightly left-of-center, a socdem if you will. Only because the overton window in the US is so narrow, is Bernie's policies considered 'radical' and thus 'communist'.

>slightly left-of-center
Defending sandinistas, praising castro, maduro, chavez, honeymooning in soviet russia and generally carrying water for communist regimes, is definitely not center-left.
t. Danishfag

Or you can just take clen

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Completely anecdotal, but when I eat spicy foods I'm just less hungry later. In fact I just ate some lol.

user most girls with big tits nowadays have fake tits. She is 10/10 because she's natural, or as close as can be. Unnaturally fat asses and tits are the DEVIL.

haha

How rude, I had a big watery dumb last night because of the capsacinated food I ate to speed my metabolism. We're all gonna make it.

>billionaires leave the US
>WITH their companies

Yeah I'm sure amazon.com, a company which exists almost entirely by gaming the US tax code, will move somewhere with higher taxes to avoid paying taxes to the US government lmao.

>training

Let's be real here, 6 hours of "paid" training to learn how to use the on-off button on simple ass machines is absolutely not a meaningful burden on meme businesses like this.

why not?

>slightly left of center
How politically illiterateand gullible are you? I bet you would have sold your house and donated the cash to Bernie, if you weren't a neet.