>Be me
>Preparing food in kitchen (gotta eat big to get big right? haha)
>Mom comes in
>Places her hand on my back (lats/traps area)
>"Wow you've gotten so big here! I'm glad you aren't putting all that food I'm buying to waste"
>*Walks away*
>I smile internally thinking "We're all gonna make it"
Anyone else have a feelsgood mire recently?
>be me
>yesterday
>got out of shower
>glanced at myself in the mirror
>"wow user, youre really beginning to show some definition!"
>get erection at sight of myself
>fap furiously
>no homo of course
Guys I have a date with this girl this weekend. She was in Thailand two weeks ago travelling... can you get corinavirus from kissing? She has no symptoms but I am really afraid of coronavirus, should I cancel the date?
of course you can get it!!
...........what? that's it? you didn't sleep with her? I got my dick out for nothing?
don't goad me like this again, user, it's not nice.
Should I cancel the date? God what if she has the virus and is one of those asymptomatic carriers ..
>Bisexual roommate says I'm sexy
>his friend says I'd look good covered in olive oil
wow congrats dude :)
>
I unironically did this the other day. I'm straight but god do I love seeing my huge dick.
Based and straightpilled
>Measure my height for the first time since I started lifting
>183cm (6")
>Maybe I am going to make it...
>Look less like a DYEL but still look like one do maybe not
>be 6'4"
>yesterday
>at cousin's party
>6'6" guy comes up to me
>he looks exactly like I did before I started lifting and eating
>he is self deprecating talking about how skinny he is
>I respond be saying I'm in the same boat as him (I honestly don't think I've made much progress)
>he say no way, that I'm much more built than him and asks what I eat and such
think he might have been gay, but felt pretty good for someone to notice the work I've put in even if it's not my target audience
she must love you man youre lucky mine used to put cigarettes out on me
Are you okay now fren?
>gf constantly sneaks peeks at me in shower, when I'm changing, etc.
>"oh my god your body is so amazing user" comments constantly
Feelsgoodman
>Be me
>Last semester at uni
>First class but dont know anyone
>"split into groups of 3"
>Two well built guys walk towards me and we group up
>The class calls us the muscle group
>We chat about training and nutrition the whole class
>Feelsgoodman
Wow, sorry to hear that. I've had some pretty serious family issues too but I know others have it worse so I'm grateful. I hope things are going well for you.
>
gigabased
yeah its in the past it took a while but i appreciate how much a healthy relationship with people is worth now so onward and upward life doesnt slow down for anyone
Today someone told me they liked my jacket.
Can’t remember who though.
Your mom wants your cock
You should cancel it. Situations like this is how that shit spreads
I think I finally made a girl spill her spaghetti
>at college, we're doing an introduction thing so that we get to know the people in our class
>move onto making small talk with some really short traditional looking qt 3.14
>after a short while i notice she's balancing on her tippy toes while trying to talk to me and struggling quite a bit (i'm tall)
>she stops after i look down and giggle, gets all flustered, blushes and steps back
>does this really cringy forced wink at me (i probably would had become suicidal had i done that) then rushes away
How do I make sure she keeps spilling next time we meet??
Why do you want her to be uncomfortable? Just talk to her and make her feel good in your presence. If she keeps spilling spaghetti you won't find a connection.
Had my first fucks and cuddles on a cruise ship after couple years of inceling. Felt really good, she was a really nice person and gave amazing head. Thank lord I made it out of fat mode after years of depression, feeling unstoppable
Damn. Sorry to hear that. Remember god loves you user. He’s always with you, even when you shitpost
You're absolutely right actually, I think I wanted that because it was such an alien feeling to me having someone behave like that. But yes, I'll make sure to do that, thank you
Finally decided to post one.. normally I’m too autistic to notice something but this time it was so blatantly obvious I couldn’t not notice
>go out with friend from uni, just after the last final
>go to a leftist bullshit party to get a few beers to celebrate
>nice shirt(little bit too small, ´ceps and pecs totally obvious), pants that show a nice ass
>get there, all at either girls or fat retards(who would have thought..)
>we go inside, all eyes on us
>bunch of girls in the corner stand up and get close to us(not bad,5-6/10)
>Barkeeper spills her spaghetti while I order, stutters and everything
>girls try to talk to us while we stand there
>he has a gf and we only want to catch up, so we are fucking annoyed
>two other mates come, go play beerpong. Gurls follow us
>one tries to fucking smear glitter over my face and clings to my arm
>can‘t lose her, tell her it’s annoying, she laughs it off
After that game, we went home.. You couldn’t even get out a single sentence without a girl chiming in.. are all leftists that thirsty? I do not even look that good..
Next time just tell them Hitler did nothing wrong because they're leftists and their pussies will dry up so fast and they'll leave you alone
>implying
you will only get some of them more into you because "you have own opinion"
Whereas ugly dude would get skinned alive
Hmm true.. And if you tell them to fuck off that'll only make them want to talk to you more
>coworker party
>wearing black dress shirt and dark jeans, i think i looked good
>girls chatting with me (the ones with bfs and engaged too) feeling up my chest whenever they laugh
>girls walking past putting hands on my back, but just as they squeeze by they somehow end up stroking that hand across my ass
>cool coworker girl convinced me to drink and found me a driver just so i can
>shes also engaged tho
>was drunk enough to combat anxiety and dance like ape a bit to electronic music
>not sure what i did, at one point i got warm
>take off dress shirt so im just in tight wifebeater / black singlet
>some women yelling at me something incoherent
>riding in car back home on backseat, some decent looking girl was sleeping on my shoulder / chest
>her hair smelled nice
>im 27khhv
Next time try to score some cooch you faggot
Im in Germany.. if I did that I could get thrown out of uni
Got one from mommy
>be at my because of being sick(have my own apartment but it’s easier if you don’t have to cook)
>RIP up my old Panama’s while doing mobility work for legs
>mum makes new ones cuz skilled housewife
>new are very stretchy
>“I have to say, these new pants show off your ass really well“
>thanks
Mom mires are best mires
If this isn't a samefag, I'll be a white ronnie coleman. Well-phrased, constructive criticism being received gratefully and used to better all parties involved, including the girl.
pls no b samefag
What held you back from talking to one of them (a single one, obviously) and exploring that connection more than you did?
>used to put cigarettes out on me
Well you were useful then user, where else was she going to do that?
i spoke briefly to some that were single
but they didnt seem as interested so i didnt push it hard
maybe i didnt try hard enough
i could message one of them right about now and ask whats up
Post it with timestamp faggot
God I wish that were me
Post mom with amnesia seeing her son saying who's this beautiful young man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>be me
>talk about the gym with cute coworker
>she compliments my progress
>"user do you have abs?"
>ofcourse i do
>"can i touch them?"
feelsgoodman. she often sort of pads me on my stomach now when she walks by. shame she has a bf and she's only 17.
Stop being a little bitch and go for it faggot. The coronavirus isn't gonna do shit unless you're a genetically weak piece of shit that's better off dead anyways
Not a samefag, I'm just giga lonely irl and I don't want to make my bros on Yas Forums feel the same way by being rude
>she's only 17
Is that supposed to be a bad thing
>only 17
she had more cocks already then you can count
Did you stop going to the gym because of it? If yes then commit to your careful lifestyle. If not, then go for it because the chances are atomic anyway
You’re a fearful little bitch who doesn’t deserve to fuck anyway. Oy vey a 0.2% lethality virus is gonna get me
well desu it's legal here but i can only imagine the amount of drama that'll come with her age.
Go for it user.
we’ll see what corona-Chan has to say about that
>texting ex who i still love
>wow user you have so much determination and strengthen
>Its actually kind of scary
>well honestly user thats the reason i broke up with you. Your scary and to motivated
That... Counts as a mire... right boys?
You will make it.
yep she knows she's not good enough for you even though you haven't realized it yet
Can confirm, no samefag.
I get compliments everyday but it’s usually from black people so it doesn’t mean much.
>move to norway
>everyone is an aryan gigachad
>0 mires anywhere
>go home for a week to see family
>all the small town girls falling over backwards checking me out on the street
>tfw I'm gonna make it
>texting exes
ngmi
>be 6'2 in pollack land
>move to netherlands
>lierally manlet
epic
how am i supposed to compete with low dose roiding gigachads at gym that are even height mogging me, not to mention hair and face
6’2’’ is unironically manlet status in some parts of europe. Im 6’2’’ too shit sucks
I've found that the gigachads at the gym here don't actually lift like sick cunts, so I can feel good by outlifting them, the girls don't care about this though.
They do memesplits and the only time they touch the barbell is for bench
Even the girls that just come in for squats and hip thrusts outlift most of these guys
I have seen maybe 1 actual gigachad that outlifts me
In comparison, at home, everyone is benching 3 plates and shoulder pressing 50kg dumbbells lightweight because they're un-ironically popping knockoff Dianabol
well
theres some based slavs here in my gym in NL aswell that are pretty strong, and some turks that lift heavy
but i giga mog everyone on deadlift, with just 5 plate pull
ALtough i havent seen that one slav dude deadlift yet and he squats well into 4 plates.
Meanwhile dutch fuckers go on low dose roids and do their meme brosplits like you say and they grow like weeds because >roids
Explain to me the leg raise meme?