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I slap his ass to assert dominance.

If she doesn't respond positively, I'm gonna get my ass beat.

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Rip off his hat, his crippling insecurity about his baldness will leave him paralyzed

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slaps his as a power move

Call police, file sexual assault charges
Laugh as he has to spend the rest of his life under a bridge after he gets out of prison

>I AM BJJ AVOCADO BELT CHAMPION I DON'T EVEN LIFT AND I COULD WIPE HIS ASS WITH MY DICK
>IF I DID HAVE A GF I WOULD TOTALLY BE PREPARED TO DESTROY THIS GUY BY STICKING MY FINGERS IN HIS ASS
>THAT'S RIGHT I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM A PROSTATE ORGASM UNTIL HE IS TOO AROUSED TO FIGHT
>HEH NOTHIGN PERSONAL

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that image does not apply to bodybuilders who can't wipe their ass lmao

Poke him with a needle popping him as all the synthol spills out.

sniff his armpits

Punch him in the dick while he’s benching

Nothing. These hoes aren't anyone's girl. If he slaps her ass, it's probably because he "knows her" very well.

She's not mine, it's just my turn!

I'd probably abandon her right there for putting me in an awkward position.

Hello brother.

body faggers BTFO'd
fucking reddit trannies
what dick?

He's left shitting behind

Based as fuck

Taking all of his gear, shutting him away for two months with no gym, and only 2k calories and coming back to laugh at the hormonal, lactating weird looking sissy boy with saggy skin and soft tissue.

CAN I GET A PEAK CHECK
SAAAAAAP

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>ywn look this good natty

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Holy shit what a bunch of cucks
Pls go >>>/ntr/

The correct answer is to get his fucking legs and proceed to stomp his throat (assuming he doesn't die from the fall)

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Remove his hat so his lifeforce escapes

Do normalfags actually fall for this?

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these fags will pin a full gram of test a week and claim natty "because testosterone is naturally produced by our bodies hehhhhhh" dont believe a word these IFBB physique faggots say

and yes, you could look like that just pinning test

Sucker punch him as hard as I can during his lat pulldowns

I slap her face and spit on her for being such a whore

>Didn't touch eggs or chicken breast for another 2 years
He's shitposting

It's funny. Before I started bjj, I'd be intimidated by big guys at the gym all the time. I'd look at them and think "whoa, that dude is fucking powerful, I better watch out not to provoke him". After having been submitted by people who have never touched a barbell in their life, I see roidheads for what they are: oversized insecure babies. In fact when I see a big dude now, I KNOW he's harmless. Because all that time he wastes at the gym is time he doesn't spend on the mat. Honestly I cant wait for the day some roider fag tries to start shit with me.

This is some high level shit posting.

You may as well be posting Coleman in his hayday at the Olympia and claim natty

pop him with a needle

Tell him hes got something on his shirt, then when he looks down, flick his nose and slap his titty.

What are the chances of this guy being dead before 50?

Please tell me this is a copypasta

pǝsɐq

Somebody post the webm of him walking

Is this a new meme?

>turn around
>shout GET THE FUCK OFF ME
>pull 9mm and grease him

Find a judge and jury that aren't fat/skinnyfat faggots and you MIGHT not be able to say "I f-feared for m-my life..." This is the one downside to being yoked

Punch him in the face. He looks less atheletic than Eddie Hall and that retard got beat by an absolute shitter in a boxing ring. Chances are this guy has less stamina and way less strength. Would be funny to see him helplessly swing his slow arms while plant right hands on his jaw, making him stumble about like a faggot on queer street.

Any power lifter and body building guy who I ever saw trying boxing in my gym was fun af. You can punch them really hard, its like just teeing off on a retard or something.

Writing this actually makes me sad because I realize I am now less agile and athletic. I am a coomer loser though who lifts heavy plates to improve my aesthetic appearance to impress women. It seems to impress faggot men more though desu.

Yes. Many of them think working out is the biggest factor in building muscle.

HOLY FUCKING BASED!

imagine just saying your natty as if you are so insecure you are predicting being called out
kek so this is the BBC poster.
post body.

youtube.com/watch?v=I8UHat_gLek

-grabs him by the throat-
back the fuck off?!?

>got beat by an absolute shitter in a boxing ring
Only thing I could find was this: youtube.com/watch?v=ln0G4Py3zQ4

Did we watch the same fight?

based

Honestly neither of them look like they can fight

gun draw x1
gun fire xAMRAP
in minecraft of course

He looks like a nice guy. Looks like someone who would be easy to get along with and wouldn’t do such scummy shit. Pick a different picture to use for your question because I ain’t buy it with this guy.

seething

was going to say this, but looked through the replies. I could easily beat this guy if he doesn;t jump on me.

This is why some bros never make it, unrealistic standards all over social media like this piece of shit fake natty. After years of natural progress, people will give up because they didnt make it after 2 years like this fraud. Fuck you. Keep lifting bros

So can he do pullups with like 100kg weight added on?

I would just tell Jerome what happened. He's this huge nigger who fucks her and he goes psycho if anybody touches her, even me

Craig is a cool dude. I knew him back from this era, he was extremely impressive looking. It’s really weird to see that photo as I remember it from fucking MYSPACE.

Is he becoming a new Yas Forums meme?