>live in small in the country >only 60k people >dad is worth 200 million dollars, huge real estate and developer >he set me up with a quiet house 30 minutes out of town in the mountains, I have my own gym home in my garage since I was 18 >I have a dirt bike which I heavily modified so it’s quieter and can only start with a key,I will use it as my bat mobile >at 18 I decided I was going to become a Batman after a little girl was abducted and killed in the downtown side of town and her body was found in a dumpster >downtown in this city has a very high crime rate, tons of homeless people, tons of punks, it’s fucked >played sports my whole life so I had a good foundation to start from >started lifting and doing kickboxing and jiu jitsu >at 20 I did my first kickboxing fight, 5 months later I did another, and I did my third and final fight 6 months after against a very good opponent, we were the opener for a very big kickboxing match, 5k people were in attendance, I won all 3 fights by knock out >from there i started focusing on jiu jitsu and stand up wrestling, I competed in many many tournaments for 3 years, won 99% of them, but I did lose a few which I hated knowing >fast forward to now, I’m 26 and a purple belt 2 stripes in BJJ and my kicking and punch power has only gotten better >I bench press 375lbs for 3x5, squat 495lbs for 3xt and deadlift 545lbs for 2x3 >I do 100 push ups in a row every week and 25 pull-ups in a row everyday >I can do 8 pull-ups with 135lbs around my waist >I do sprints and hill sprints, I’m very fast. I’m the best grappler in my class and the best kick-boxer. I’ve surpassed the coaches, I’ve even caught multiple classes when asked >I’ve been making a suit of armour for the past 3 years. For my own safety and security I won’t be showing it, if you hear about a vigilante in a small country town beating up dudes to pulp, just know that’s me
Anyways. AMA. This is it, youre witnessing a real life Batman in the making here.
I don’t know for sure user, but I think coffee is fine in moderation
Jeremiah Thomas
>>I’ve been making a suit of armour for the past 3 years. For my own safety and security I won’t be showing it, if you hear about a vigilante in a small country town beating up dudes to pulp, just know that’s me Is it bulletproof? And also, are you gonna kill bad guys or just knock them out. Finally, is someone ever ask you if you have a power, you must say autism
>social autist >live with your mom >virgin >mentally ill Sounds like you already are
Colton Rodriguez
>live in small in the country >only 60k people >dad is missing, mom is poor as fuck >constantly bullied for being poor, can't find good rent, mom has to give blowjobs to truckers for money >can never purchase any transport, use public transportation, praying to not be mugged >at 18 I decided enough is enough, found a high class girl that always laughed at me, killed her and dumped her body >downtown in this city has a very high crime rate, no longer scared, realize the problem is not poverty but the root of it comes from a fucked up system, decide to become an outsider, and outlaw >not very athletic but street smart >at 20 I started getting money organizing underground kickboxing fights >same with jiu jitsu tournaments >fast forward to now, I’m 26, have my own crew of people robbing banks, organizing crimes and even my own mansion >I bench press my phone to give orders to my crew ordering hits >I kill 100 guys every week >I can do 8 lines of coke on the waist of some whore >I wear a weird costume to show how vigilantes are as dumb as the law, trying to protect a dead ass system, I laugh at them, they're a joke. A failed joke
Benjamin Murphy
You should go by BatChad
Brayden Parker
kek
Joshua Allen
Based, man. But remember that vigilantes are chased by the police. You need to be very careful. Also, how you plan looking for the scum? I mean you ain't gonna have a Bat-Signal. Just riding through the neighborhood?
Hunter Garcia
I know where the hot spots are for crime and I have a fake Facebook I’ve been stalking some key people I know are into shady shit. I know where these people live, who they’re friends with, their families and where they hangout. A sleazy nightclub downtown is a hot spot for skids. I know what I’m doing. There are many dark alleys I can blend into it and when I need to jump into action I’ll rip on my bike to the scene.
Jace Long
Have fun getting your balls sliced off and stuffed in your mouth.
I have an armoured suit that’ll stop most bullets which extra protection to sensitive spots on my body. I have my face completely covered. On top of having brass knuckles imbedded into my gloves I have pepper spray, a taser and a baton. I know how to drop people with my bare fists, let alone brass knuckles, I’ll take out a group of guys. I know what I’m doing. I’m not just some weak skinny bum trying to put myself into stupid situations, I’ll always choose how I approach my battles wisely.
>live in small in the country >only 60k people >dad died when I was young, never knew my mum >got thrown to the streets >I have a little sister who I need to take care of >at 16 I decided I had to protect her no matter what after a little girl was abducted and killed in the downtown side of town and her body was found in a dumpster >downtown in this city has a very high crime rate, tons of homeless people, tons of punks, it’s fucked >not the sharpest tool in the shed, but charismatic >started hanging out with some guys, got involved in gangs >at 17 I started selling drugs, only way I could pay the rent and keep my sister off the streets >from there I started getting deeper and deeper, I can't get out now but all I care about is my baby sister >fast forward to now, I'm 24 and my baby sister has got a scholarship for academic achievement >I'm so proud of her, she just needs to finish her last year of high school >I'm selling crack to some guy when I hear a noise behind me >Some autist dressed in spandex and cut up pieces of baking sheets >I try to run but he's really fucking fast, grabs me and throws me into the street >My neck hits the curb, I'm paralyzed from the neck down, no longer can be in the gang, can't pay for my sister's education, we get evicted, I have no idea what to do, everything I did to help her has been undone by an autistic larper
why don't you stop with your autism and go balls deep in the hottest whores from amongst the 60k niggers that populate that shithole you live in?
Evan Reyes
Imagine making millions of dollars and setting your son up with the best life possible only for him to become an autistic retard who gets gunned down in an alley because he thought comic books were real life
You have no one to blame for your broken neck but yourself. Don’t sell drugs, go get a job >implying 17 year olds with no experience can’t get jobs doing general labour somewhere >implying you can’t get experience and climb up the ladder >nah, I’ll just sell drugs to kids instead xD
Thomas Long
>I have an armoured suit that’ll stop most bullets But not all?
Xavier Bailey
start roiding and eat 8k calories a day, you need to be atleast 300 pounds of lean muscle to carry around a tripple layered kevlar vigilante suit.
GOod luck
Jose Morales
Kek
Charles Reyes
I wanna see your body, post it.
Xavier Bell
>All this >Killed by niggers with gasoline and a match
Kayden Allen
You can't protect your entire body and eventually you will get shot or stabbed, or maybe someone will get behind you and hit your head with a fucking bat. I know this is a retarded LARP to get (you)s but if you are going to be vigilante, you better start learning how to shoot various guns
Samuel Barnes
>hit your head with a fucking bat he's the bat, retard
Kayden Johnson
You’re grasping for straws. I have legitimate combat training. Here’s some 101 basic tactics for you, since apparently you don’t know >never let anyone get behind you >know where every person is that youre engaging with at all times >scout the combat area out before engaging >have a get away plan >have a plan A, a plan B and a plan C >be aware of any weapons your openers have, if you see one of them has a gun, take him out first
But I’m sure you’ll grasp at more straws. I know what I’m doing.
Adrian White
So...which country does OP live in?
Jaxon Russell
real batman wouldn't be on Yas Forums
Mason Gonzalez
wrong
Levi Harris
Now this is bite >I have legitimate combat training And? Shit can hit the fun really fast. You need a good amount of luck to execute any plan. Have you ever been shot at?
Carter Anderson
user go find a martial arts master in the mountains of Nepal or whatever and report back.
Austin Jackson
metal on the fingers of your gloves wont work the same way as brass knuckles do. have fun breaking every finger on your hand
Logan Johnson
I want to believe
Adrian Myers
>metal on the fingers of his gloves >says he has brass knuckles
Can you even fucking read?
Sebastian Lee
>only had 3 fights and thinks he's hot shit Anyway You need (a) chain mail shirt and sleeves to protect from stabbing (b) real hard forearm guards (like the proud boy that knocked out the antifa guy had, look at his arms in the video that's how he blocked the guy's baton without getting hurt) (c) pepper spray I assume you won't carry a fun cos if you do, when you get caught by the police you'll probably get ten years in prison or something (d) one of those stinger tactical whips, batons are retarded but the whip is really fucking good at stopping people (police will all carry these in ten years) (e) hard yet slim helmet and face mask to protect from blunt force (f) some way of finding criminals (this does not exist) (g) good approaches and escape routes from all your busts (you won't have these) Skipping ahead (zz) a good lawyer who will argue down your sentence on the grounds that you're mentally ill, which you are
Logan Bennett
>implying 3 official fights is nothing >implying 8 years of kickboxing daily means you’re not hot shit
Idk nigga this dude sounds like the real deal to me. What is he suppose to do? Get into the ufc and then take to the streets?
Nicholas Wilson
based autist
Isaac Brooks
Based
John Sullivan
>live in the small in the country >be a big guy >4u
Charles Turner
Kek
Carson Martin
Based Are you gonna be a big guy too?
Xavier Lopez
I’m 6’2 and weigh 215lbs
Henry Morris
don't let these faggots discourage you. I want to hear updates Do you have a batmobile or something ?
Do you know how easy it is to unintentionally kill someone with blunt force? Do you have any idea how many ways you can simply end a man? Do you know if someone is going to have some pre-existing condition that would make their injuries potentially deadly?
There are countless joke articles that breakdown shit that Batman does that would DEFINITIVELY kill any normal human. Like not even comparing a super fit guy vs an average joe, but the hard limitation to the damage capable on a human body. You would need an impossible level of body control for yourself and implicit knowledge of every potential physical issue that could contribute to traumatic death to be able to be that effective without killing
t. I tried to do this type thing myself
Andrew Morgan
>60k people >small town fuck off city slicker
Gabriel Reyes
>be me >live in small town in the country >only 60k people >town is a poverty fest >Everyone just barely manages to get by >Literally 80% of the real estate in this town is owned by some millionare real estate mughal, he fancies himself some kind of baron >he raised the rent so high that most folks resort to crime just to scrap by, even the middle class can barely keep their head above the water >town is far removed from the outside world, and the only moving company is owned by the millionaire, he raised the prices so high no one can afford to leave this dump, yet no one can afford to stay either >whatever, c'est la vie i suppose >be mentally ill, suffer from pseudobulbar affect >the worst thing about being mentally ill, is that you have to pretend like you arent >mom is old and disabled, never had a dad >try to scrap by, but since the millionaire owns the healthcare facilities, i can no longer afford my medication or mental counseling >meet the millionaire's son, he stopped me from jaywalking and mumbled something barely comprehendable about abiding the law or something. >despite my shitty existance, my great passion is martial arts, and im a regional champion in kickboxing and jiu jitsu >well, untill... >be at my 3rd regionals for kickboxing, see the millionaire's son again >hes a terrible boxer, but the competitors are too afraid to win against him and face his daddy's wrath >they all take a dive against him >finals is me vs him >a shady man looking like a butler approaches me and offers me 2000 bucks if i take a dive >martial arts is my passion but 2000 is just enough to get my mom the surgery she needs so i reluctantly agree >mfw he talks shit about me after 'winning' >ff 1.5 years >face him again this time in jiu jitsu >not this time >beat him in the semi finals >15 min later i hear that im disqualified over some kind of loophole >he ends up winning the competion Guys im still stuck in this shithole town, mentally ill, its almost funny. Almost...
Colton James
what's your favourite batman movie
Jason Watson
pleasebe real oh please please please
Angel Ross
Any answer other than BvS is wrong
Austin Kelly
I know this is bait but Affleck’s Batman was the biggest chad of them all. Loved his half of the movie, utter shit show by the end with wonder woman and doomsday though.
