A man what don’t drink, best have his reasons

recovering alcoholic here, 2 years sober

I drank alcohol every single day for 5 years with three 3 month stints of sobriety sprinkled in there, at my worst I was drinking a nearly a half gallon of 40% vodka a day. Never hallucinated, not a single time. my thought process was horrible and I would find myself genuinely confused at times (onset of wernicke-korsakoff syndrome- wet brain)

hallucinations from alcohol stem from a dying liver as it releases toxins into your blood stream which make their way to the brain. so unless your liver is already dying, drinking alcohol daily will take years before it causes you to see shit

I would hang myself as well if i had to see g*rmans every day

I only drink occassionally because I'm a socially awkward 21 year old.
If I was a chad I be guzzling beers like my chubby manlet chad father

>hallucinations from alcohol stem from a dying liver
or just withdrawals. I've had minor hallucinations from detoxing, seeing spiders and hearing things. when I tried to sleep, the closed eye visuals were so intense and overwhelmingly terrifying that I was unable to sleep at all for 6 days

I was also drinking a 1.75 liter every day when I was at my worst. I stopped eating and my stomach got too irritated to hold down liquid, so I was forced to go through withdrawals with no taper

Pick bartendering as a hobby
Manly as fuck
Teaches self control as your relationship to alcohol is set in a different way
Tasty, tasty cocktails
Looks classy when you invite people to your place
>>pic not mine but very similar

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Fuck off ethan.

alcohol consuming monkeys are retarded subhumans, change my mind

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its not the booze that makes you hallucinate. its the withdrawals

cringe

Taste weird. Beside I have to drive. Now can you reach that water bottle behind you?

ah ok, I never detoxed on my own, all 3 times were in the hospital and I was given Ativan. Although one time when I developed pancreatitis which forced me to detox I was also given oxycodone to deal with the pain and hallucinated when I was half awake for about 3 days. saw the weirdest stuff, like deformed monsters and blobs kinda like pic related but less human

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when i drink i end up in fights 90% of the time so pass

Never enjoyed it desu, the negatives outweigh the benefits. Although I can see the appeal for the purpose of getting laid.

>the closed eye visuals were so intense and overwhelmingly terrifying that I was unable to sleep at all for 6 days

>saw the weirdest stuff, like deformed monsters and blobs kinda like pic related but
less human

alcohol withdrawals where never this bad for me, but I had horrible phenibut withdrawals, which I think hits similar receptors. I also couldn't sleep for almost a week, mainly because of grotesque images, blood, gore and weird hell creatures that flickered in front of my eyes. Whats the explanation for shit like this getting conjured up in the brain?

I was drinking a lot one night, so much that my friends had to drag me home over a hill, and I remember seeing the path twist before my eyes, but I was also passing out a lot at that time, so that might have also been the reason.

>he doesn't have self control
kek

muh bars muh sex muh good times with friends that cant wait to fuck you over. You faggots will never make it .

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Post body fag

Based

Recovering alcoholic. Sober for 6 years. 7 in July.

massive yeast allergy. can't eat leavened bread either

Drinking is for brainlets who can't cope with reality

Why do people act like such spergs when you don't drink? Who fucking cares?

>year is 2020
>still drinking like a faggot

just dab idiots, if you need a vice, atleast oil has no calories

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Drunkards are terrible, but v*rgins are worse. Anyone who's still a v*rgin after 18 should be put in a camp.

> Implying anyone but brainlets can cope with reality

I just don't like booze as a drug very much.
It's not a pleasant high, you know? Compared to shit like LSD or weed or opium, I choose those most times.

>not losing control of myself
Spoken like a tee totalling boring fag. Loosen up a bitch chump, you might enjoy it

opium is killing your gains user

Well, opium is a sometimes food anyway.
It gets you real itchy and that's not pleasant.

DUDE

>Ye like me whey shakes, don't ye? Say it!

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No

Damn ye! Let Zyzz strike ye dead, DYEL!
FFFUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRKKK!
Fuaark, Rich, fuaaark! Bellow, bid our father the gainz king, descend from the Yas Forums throne full foul in his roid rage! Sick 'ceps teeming with tren and veins, to smother this dyel mouth with pungent braps, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn orange and bloated with dirtybulk and muscles and can't not scream no more - only when he, crowned in olive laurels with bulging quads and symmetrical pecs take up his masculine forearm, his chalk-powdered barbell screechin' Bloatloard-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting yer non-neckpill-takin' self, a bulging bloatloard no more, but a blasted bloody shake now and nothing for the gains-goblins and the souls of the souls of dead legdaypracticioneers to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite normie masses of the fitness industry itself - forgotten to any powerlifter, to any chest day, forgotten to any bloatlord or shredlord, forgotten even to the normie masses, for any stuff for part of thy DYEL, even any scantling of your abs is DYEL no more, but is now itself part of the manlet pit!

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literally all of the noses are the same

I drink a little bit once in a while. But I suffer from depression and had some serious breakdowns when I got shitfaced. Was really embarrassing.

Every bartender I have ever known has been a raging alchoholic

I love you

this guys not a bartender and if he is he makes drinks sometimes himself and is a self proclaimed “bartender” lotta people that dont really ever drink in this thread

just don't drink a ton, how hard can it be

Why damage your lungs? Edibles last longer too.

I drink rarely for similar reasons, I get really sad if I drink too frequently.

drinking would probably contribute to a weak jawline than anything else. Stop coping for your vice fag

Edibles are just too different. I cannot say I enjoy them at all, and I’d rather have something to smoke

I cheated on my gf while drunk. I don't ever want to lose my self control and do that again. I know that it's not as bad because I was drunk, but the fact that I did it was enough for me to stop.

>the DOVER BOYS

>it's not as bad because I was drunk
Who forced you to drink?

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Hey bro, sorry to tell you, but it’s not less bad because you were drunk.

I didn't think I was gonna do anything when I was sober, I literally never wanted to when I wasn't drunk

Hey bro, yeah it literally is

Bartending was the root of my alcoholism I dunno what faggot kinda bar you work at

I seen it, ye're fond of me shakes.

It's no less bad bro. Keep coping though you degenerate cheat. She deserves better than you

I don't need to cope dude, people cheat sober all the time. How do you feel about a drunk driver running over a kid vs a sober guy doing it deliberately? It's not like I could really consent either, I was drunk