>Railing fat, drunk, ugly slags edition
What do you think HM's approved lift is? I believe it's the deadlift, as it's all about picking up the heaviest one possible.
With that in mind, I took a slam pig home last night, poor girl looked like maisie. She ate most of my pizza in the taxi home. The girl stank and now refuses to leave.
HM is most fond of the OHP. She can perform this exercise in perfect form for 8 reps of her own body weight quite the feat if you ask me
I would, brehs
>bringing a girl back to yours
Always go to hers wyd bruh
How do we answer the thot question? There is one in my puregym who straddles a bench between sets and picks everything up by sticking her arse in the air toward the biggest guy there. She's always scouting for her next dick appointment.
Become the biggest guy and fuck shit out her lad
As a virgin of sensitive disposition, sexual intercourse with this type of young woman is truly a Lovecraftian prospect. I can imagine going along to some nightclub staffed by negro bouncers and degenerate, over-enthusiastic young people serving alcohol to the dense mass of figures pressing themselves towards the bar. At the side of the dancefloor, I stand barely capable of moving my limbs but still having to allow passage to those wishing to cross the terrain of bodies all conducting themselves in displays of undisguised eroticism. The urine-coloured liquid in the cheap glass I am holding tastes foul but I imbibe it frequently to disguise my discomfort and lack of instinctive understanding as to how to conduct myself. It's the end of the night and the fellows I have accompanied here have all disappeared from view and I am left pretending to be friends with another loner who stands in front of me, leering wide-eyed and pale at any girls who squeeze between us on their way to the overcrowded, partly flooded toilets. By some freak chance a short, overweight girl in a suggestive bandage dress worn by several other girls in the place begins dancing in front of me, cheering loudly at the beginning of a mainstream song everyone is familiar with, and whose lyrics are so simple yet so erotically charged that everyone delights in gyrating to the repetitive, predictable sounds emanating from the speakers nearby. Her friends already distracted by males of a sufficient aesthetic standard, she turns begins rubbing her partially unwiped rear against my genital region, the cold skin of her thick, bloated, sagging thighs occasionally brushing against my fingers as I stand rigidly and overcome with terror. Eventually I find myself pinned against the wall as her buttocks continue to circle my genital region and her damp, dyed-red hair is flimsily combed from her sweating face with a stubby finger on which a spiked artificial nail has been clumsily glued.
I haven’t been back to a girl’s in years. They always come to mine. Fucken hate waking up in theirs at noon
Jesus why are your women so fucking disgusting. I have never seen such a sight here
Never seen this pasta before. Gold.
They are a refined taste user.
Easier to smash and dash than be stuck with them in the morning expecting breakfast lmao
As a foreigner, swiping on tinder is a fucking horrid experience. Half the women look the same and I can't even tell if they are beautiful.
>brit/pol/, /brit/ and now brit/fit/
are you trying to revive the empire?
We don't have much in common with continental Europeans and Americans are too retarded to be around for long periods, we need our own generals.
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Because they are two tiered, public pissing slagz and upper class private schooled bunnies who are world class but rarely seen outside of their closed circle garden parties/daddy's farmhouse/estate.
This, euros are the best posters and bongs are the best euros. We deserve and get special treatment.
>only women that actually approach me in bars are ugly fat british slags
Why do british women have no standards? I actually have to put in effort to get women but brits just throw themselves at men without any shame. Why is that?
Tldr. Have sex.
Walked home through town late last night after work just to stop and take in the sad state of affairs that is British nightlife.
To be fair there were plenty of attractive women out and men were generally well dressed but mostly lanklets.
It really depends which city you live. Russel group University towns attract a lot of talent. The further from these you go, the local average becomes fatter, stupider and uglier.
Because we are generally a fightier than the rest of the world, our women included. They're just aggressively showing interest in what they want without being a pussy about it.
Also they are probably quite drunk.
This, they don't see themselves as precious little things that should shy away, they see dicks as fun and they want them for their own curiosity and satisfaction.
>tfw the roids are at the post office again
based
absolutely love a good /slag/ to get my rocks off
Brits really are the most degenerate of whores.
And I've literally been slapped in a club before for not kissing/showing interest in a girl when she approached me.
brexit means brexit
Is there really any difference between Britain and Ireland?
What a dumb little worm you are asking a question like that, fuck you
Thanks for the worthless response
Worthless response for a worthless question
Since 'Britain' is 80% England, then yes. But Scotland and the North-East aren't too different from when it comes to the lower classes
We have a lot in common with Europeans, but our media is insisting on turning Britain into America 2.0
Don't believe the bullshit. Talk to krauts, poles, hell even the french are more like us than the Americans.
>fightier
your all pussies
t. a scouser
Post trabs.
I went to a visiting day to University of York a couple weeks ago. The night life there is still pretty degenerate. Literally getting approached by drunk guys and girls in the street.
This. kek
would fuck the middle one in the black, nice arse
updated my journal
youre english too mong
t. a brummie
Fucking lold
you're clueless mate, look at how fat she is. her arse would be like a sack of cottage cheese
More like Brit Hags
based fellow brummie, which gym do you go to pal. nuffield health here because i get a discount
These types of girls disgust me. I was in a lift the other day and some chavvy slut couldnt take her eyes off me. Too bad I was staring at the nerdy petite virgin qt for the entire time. Fukin sloots
me have a fat fetish
implying that british slags fuck anything than indians, pakis, niggers and arabs
england is so overcrowded with minorities that the slags will make sure that not a single white british child is born in the near future
"the gym" in sutton if you know where that is
ok fair enough, just make sure you rob her while she's sleeping afterwards
So accurate.
>those 5 upper class women
ok
So fellow bongfags, I dont spend time on Yas Forums because I'm not actually homosexual, I've recently lost a shitload of weight, but now I look like someone's old saggy nan, how do you boys find the motivation to actually go to the gym? Is it normal to hate yourself more after losing weight? How long would it take of getting massive to fill out the sag of 70kg lost fat?
they swill like actual men here. Americans really dont drink as much
>he still sleeps with british women
Imagine being ugly
>I'm not actually homosexual
it's for the best mate, no bloke would want to fuck your rancid carcass
no offence but you're always gonna look like shit now. you ruined your body with junk food for years and now you're paying the piper. you would need a lot of steroids to pack on enough muscle but even then your skin would still sag
this desu
Well that's good because men are stinky and women take pity on creatures like me
Hnnnaaaaaaaa!
Give me (one) good reason why rape should not be legal.
I love waking up and being able to remove myself from the situation almost immediately. I hate making up lies to get a girl to leave my place in the morning.
will do, want anything?
just her knickers please pal, thanks
no problem bud, got you covered.
the scandinavians stole all the good looking women and left us with slags.
i bet they are still 20s but how they are looks so old??
>scouse not english
>this thread
>OY GUVNA YER A REYAL BIG BRUTISH KNOB AINT YE
>OIYVE NOT HAD ME FISHES CHIPPED IN AGES FANCY YER BIG MUSCLES COULD AVE A GO AYE?
>AN DON FORGET'TA GIVA GOOD MORNIN KISS TO ME BROWN EYE
>OYE INNIT. JAFFA CAKES AN CHIP BUDDIES AN THA LOT
yikes.
>upper class private schooled bunnies who are world class
yeah nah. come to dallas for some actual dimes.
>why have women who approach me no standards
Approaching you implies no standards
got 120kg squat for 6 last monday, gonna try 130kg tomorrow