Mire thread

I’ll start with a story from last week
>at school gym
>have first good leg day in like a month
>fuck yea finally hitting 405 for reps consistently
>go to stretch after
>recognize girl next to me from somewhere
>introduce myself cuz no autism
>”oh yea hi user don’t you live at (my apartment)?”
>I do, apparently she really notices me too
>flirt a bit, go to leave for class
>as I leave she says “btw my apartment is 302 if you ever wanna hang out” with that adorable half smile girls do
>visit her that night and smoke/smash all night

First time the gym as ever led directly to women for me, feels good man. Also I’m hitting 3/4/5 for reps now which is sick.

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Very nice
Have a cookie

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Fuck off normie cumskin faggot

You made a thread bragging about pulling a girl from gym.
Who is the normie here

> starts a mire thread
> bullshit story

Fuck off to a different board of your own choice.

Cope
>Make mire thread
>brag about mire
That’s how it works. If you tried lifting you’d be able to contribute as well you fucking dials

>be at work
>another guy started going to the gym this week
>I mention that I actually gained body fat since I started working out (was really skinny before)
>Girl there feels my biceps, says "what fat? it's all muscle here!"

What? I'm literally a virgin you virgin faggot

I smash 2 different chicks each week and I don't find it necessary to make a thread about it.
Congrats on losing virginity OP

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Lmao no you dont. Unless they nasty filipina

Grats bro, now post a story about it

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I don’t really go out looking for hookups, I’m engaged, I only take them when they’re blatantly offered, but yea being single was nice for me too lol

No bully, but you look terrible

Post yourself

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I don't need to copeposter.

Dude fucks his sister and his cousin once a week.
>"I bang 2 different chicks each week bro"

And just like that you made your comment irrelevant

>And just like that you made your comment irrelevant

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Virgin trying to cope

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What's wrong with filipinas?

this is what you look like in that pic

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Op here. Pics a bit old but I still mog you here. Do you even grow body hair, testlet?

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Being that much delusional

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Post stats my hairless fren

5’8 175 lbs,
220 bench
I don’t squat because I’m not retarded

None to report this week.Will notify when this changes. Thanks.

Samefag
I can taste the insecurity through my monitor
I'm 180cm, 87kg
120kg bench, 230kg deadlift, 240kg squat
I also left once, maybe twice a week for the lulz
I feel sad for you OP

You ain't mogging anyone with that shit chest.

>bench 315 for 5
>shit chest
Pick one

Seething manlet, back to the pit

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Last week
>download dating app
>use conservative pics
>0 matches
>delete app

Today
>redownload same app
>use shirtless beach pic from today
>3 matches within 5 minutes

I don't wanna seem douchey with shirtless pics but it's the only way. Why are women this way

Yeah bro, you really showed him haha

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T. 5’6

oh no people who can only judge you by your pics prefer pics where you look hot and outgoing

t 6ft2

I’m sorry for your loss

What’s really funny is I was meming but I was actually really close lmao, you don’t really lift and are a manlet

Still getting outlifted by a seething manlet
OP is a insecure beta faggot
Sage in all fields

Keep digging your pit deeper

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>friend isn’t mechanically inclined
>work on his car for him because it’s fun for me and I get to bullshit with my pal for however long it takes me to do what I need to do
>he posts a video of me wrenching on his story
>two okay looking chicks he works with ask if I’m single
Can’t wait to disappoint these dumb idiot girls

gyno niggas be like

A girl at worked knew I had started lifting and asked me if I had noticed any changes, when I listed the changes I had noticed she said she noticed them too. I'm 80% sure she was just trying to encourage me but hadn't noticed any real changes (other than getting fat lol SS+GOMAD).

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Let me rephrase that.
YOU HAVE DROOPY SAD MANTITS THAT LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT.

>be me
>make shit profile with lazy ass poorly lit bedroom selfies that get 0 matches and show me looking like an indoors hobbo
>have picrelated as a joke
>hot fucking blonde finnish nurse likes me
>she gives me her fucking phone number
>she says I'm funny
Is this a mire? We are meeting for coffee this tuesday. She asked for my snapchat. I don't have social media, how do I trick her into thinking I'm a normal person? At least until we meet. Fugg :DDDD

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youre close to making it user
dont fuck it up

What kind of a person do you find yourself to be?

The pressure is real.
I'm a boring borderline NEET shut in autist. Literally don't have a life. All I know is racism, autism and lifting. Period.

>incels can’t handle a mire thread

lmao

But,.... I lift more?
No guns, fake news

No gyno iPhone is a gains goblin

Let her do most of the talking then. Just ask questions and if you are this open about being an autist then own it in front of her

False. I just have chest hair in that pattern. I’m sorry you can’t tell the difference because you have never seen chest hair

>Been tall with broad shoulders all my life but also overweight with bad skin due to depression and having a shitty childhood
>Fix myself slowly over the past 10 years
>Virgin at 31, my sole motivation is to get some love and intimacy
>Finally down to a decent BF% and the past year of gymming has paid off
>Gym has a pool area with jacuzzi, sauna etc, walk past 2 14 year old girls sitting and eating some sandwiches while filling my water bottle
>Feel them staring at me but autistic so don't meet their gaze
>Go into sauna and 2 mins later the girls come in and sit just below me glancing at me, one of them has her long hair literally smothering my foot and she knew
>They whisper to eachother and draw letters with their fingers and giggling
>Autism forces me to go outside and go home

This happened 6 months ago, it boosted my confidence a fuckton

>Regularly meet the eyes of everyone now
>Everytime I enter the jacuzzi during prime hours there are females ranging from children up to 70 year olds choosing to sit next to me, regardless of room in jacuzzi
>Alot of "accidental" touching by them and brushing up against my thighs under water
>Get cheeky as of late and place my hand/wrist next to me so when they push up I have my hand there
>Rubbed the pussy of 2 old milfs in the last month
>1 semi ugly 40 year old with saggy tits took me into the bathroom at 6:40 in the morning and allowed me to rawdog her and cum in her mouth
>Still go to gym everyday and looking forward to all the attention

I would literally bet money this is a samefag. Why are you so upset friend? Do mire threads remind you that nobody ever mires you?

I went running without my shirt off today. Got honk at and catcalled by girls in cars. Also the girls running would take a look at me then look down. I should have tried to talk to some of them but I'm too pussy. Most mires Ive ever got. 27 khv.

Can I be you?

I'm married and dont have any disloyalty towards my wife, but I just miss the confidence I had when I was 23 and fucking 38 year old big tit sluts in the ass.

Looking awesome

Is rejecting them not enough user, you'll make a mistake and regret it.

You both look retarded haha

Finally started making gains bruhs, not sure if this is autism but anyways, happened last night

>overcome social anxiety and go out with my sister and her friends to the bar
>her cute big tiddy friend sets off my spidey senses, 100% eye contact when I speak to her
>immediately encourages me to take shots with her, gotta "get on her level"
>Shes drunk, as we're leaving, holding onto me because its icy out
>laying on me, lots of eye contact the whole night
>go to bed in my room after we get back because i have a gf
>make them pancakes in the morning
>shes posts me on her story
>girlfriend sees snaps of her laying on me and is super jealous and territorial

I know it shouldn't, but it feels good mane. Confidence through the roof

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Your chest looks like hairy traffic cones