>get out of the shower in the gym with a sick pump
>only bro in the locker room so naked
>hear female voices in front of door
>cute receptionist walks in and freezes
>thank the gods that I have a half chub from staring at a thots ass earlier
>she stares at my dick at gets flushed red
>starts apologizing and leaves
later she says she was going to clean the showers and didnt think anyone was there anymore, now she smiles and gets red every time she sees me.
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same qt receptionist said I have an amazing body when we were talking about our diet
I wish I didnt have a gf brehs or else I’d ask her out
>deadlifting next to grill
>have live and learn & seven rings in hand blaring in my headphones
>girl comes up to me
>”hey do you have a brother....you look exactly like this one guy I know”
>say “No I don’t....I’m from out of town”
>I live 15 minutes away from the gym
>got with this cute petite chick off bumble with a fantastic firm ass
>second date she tells me she’s very good at giving blowjobs. I tell her to suck my dick
>unbelievable head, she used tons of her spit, she deep throated, was so wet and soft and hot
>told her to take her shirt off, nice little boobies
>cum in her mouth, I came so much about 3/4 of the way thru my cumming she pulls out and I jerk myself off, she goes “holy fuck that was so much cum”, gives me a big smile, she swallows of course
>right after tells me I have such a nice dick, one of the best she’s ever seen
>repeated it again before we parted ways
>tfw homegym gang
>second date she tells me she’s very good at giving blowjobs
>Visit aunt
>Single
>Havent seen me in 2 years or so
>Hugs me
>Feels my buff back
>"Woooaaah user it seems you worked out
>Sleep in her place because hotels are expensive af
>Get undressed only to boxers
>Sees me
>"If i werent your aunt i would kill for being with you"
Did i miss a move?
they all want it when you're taken. as soon as you hit single, it dries up faster than the Sahara
blood aunt or no?
if no, then you missed yea
>>deadlifting next to grill
>>have live and learn & seven rings in hand blaring in my headphones
So fucking based. No one else will understand the sonic lifts
Thanks user, I love the modern sonic soundtracks, until he turned into basednic with colors lol. But yeah I watch the secret rings final boss battle and dark spine sonic transformation before a PR because of its hype idc if it’s autistic
*basednic
I got new job at a fast food place and got a few mires
>You workout bro? Your arms are big
>I think you need a larger shirt bro you look too big in that one
>on register
>customer asks if I eat this shit on cheat days because I obviously work out
>tell her I eat it almost every day
>explain the importance of CICO to her fatass
It also sucks though because some of my workers are 16/17 and have shown obvious interest in me but I'm 19 and don't wanna go to jail or get fired
Why dont you make a move user?
This, this bitch is gonna be some ones wife some day and kiss her children with that mouth.
damn thats tuff user. But If you live in the US i wouldnt fucking risk it. give them your snapchat or make one and keep contacts with them. that way once they're of age you can smash em
>2 months in
>Weights are going up but still on imperseptable skele gainz
>no one has ever mired me
These threads help keep me on track in those long lonely nights
True words have never been spoken, made my day
and then you woke up
I feel you user, I don't care if others look at me weird for listening to sonic soundtracks. The best one for my PRs is Open Your Heart and What I'm Made of. That shit gets me hyped
Because it’s not real :)
Same
Its going to take a long time user.
Just accept it and keep making the gains.
t. Former skeletor king +69lbs
Go work at an actual restaurant as a dishwasher or something, dude. You'll get paid more and have a more fun time. Waitresses are sloots and you can bro out with the cooks. The only reason to work fast food is if you're unemployable or have literally no other options left
So she told you she's had better dick. She probably thought it was supposed to be a complement. God I hate women
>be me few years ago at aunt's 49th birthday with family
>fun fact my dumbass uncle planned her a surprise party thinking it was her 50th birthday lmao
>anyway
>small party, beside relatives my cousin invited a few of her school friends, their parents are friends with my uncles
>bored, just sitting at the table eating
>aunt starts to unwrap presents
>take mom's Nikon and start to take pictures
>having fun, take pictures of cousin and her friends, tell them how to pose and shit to fuck with them lol
>they start to stare at me from a distance and when I catch them they turn away and laugh
>next day
>get a voice message from cousin number
>two or three of cousin's friend screaming shit like "you look so good omggg" and "you are so beautiful anooon" and laughing all at the same time
>two of them blow a kiss at the end in the most sensual way
Weirded me out since they were 13-14 years old teenagers
Who cares that's what she was fuckin made to do. You guys are some faggots
Honestly you should fuck her either way
I know brah, I'm looking at this in terms of overall lifestyle change not expecting overnight gains. I know what I want and how to get it and the only thing in between is time.
Bro what the fuck
And how old are you?
I have it on good authority that girls at that age are only interested in boys and sex
>cant have relations with a consenting individual 2 years younger
>freedom
Pick one and only one
>2 year difference
>''gee, i don't wanna go to jail''
Fucking this
>hot thot gives good head
>incels try
It’s not like you’re gonna marry the bitch or bring her around your family, you just wanted a hot blowjob and got one.
>meet bbw girl off bumble
>very pretty face, blue eyes but a fatty
>convince her to have a hookup
>she says she’s never done one before
>spend an hour convincing her, finally she agrees
>pick her up, she’s like 6’0 and carries her weight well, she was a big girl, same height as me but she weighed more, she describe herself as “built like a tractor” to me
>anyways, drive somewhere quiet, get her to suck my dick, get her to take her shirt off, big fucking tittys, biggest tittys ive ever been with, i sucked those babies it was so kino, looking back I wish I did more with her
>she sucked my dick, I came in her mouth, she spit it out (kinda disappointing)
>on the drive back to her place she keeps giving me lovely smiles and says to me “you’re one of those guys who gets what he wants aren’t you? You’re one of those guys that goes to the bar and always brings home a lady”
>I go along with it, secretly I’m a introvert who used dating apps to practice my “fake it till you make it” Chad game
>it worked on her, I was so surprised with how I handled it and how In 1 day I matched with her and got her to hookup with me
>I ghosted her after, I’m kicking myself because she would have been a great slam pig. Looking back on i I just wanna suck her big fat tittys again and I wanna check out her asshole to see if it’s sexy enough to eat, and maybe she would have given me anal
Lmao
Didn't happened, you are a fat fuck with a home gym
Big fat chicks are almost always down for anything. You might have missed out on your chance to fuck that fat asshole raw and blow your load deep inside. Fat chicks generally can handle anal because they have larger assholes and rectums so they can handle cocks in there better than say a petite girl. You fucked up.
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How do you convince girls into meeting up for hookups without sounding creepy? I have a few I'm trying with but they want relationships.
If you can cook
>hey want to come over? I have a great recipe but it makes a lot of food, we can throw a movie on after
If you can’t
>hey want to come over? Let’s order take out from this place, they always deliver so much food that I feel like I need to share it. We can put a movie on after
Step 1) be attractive
Not him, but I had a similar experience. Fucked a chick, she said it was the best she’d ever been fucked. Asked her if that meant I was the biggest too
>no
I died inside
All these pathetic stories about sex havers. Disgusting and ruining this forum
inviting them over for food is a good idea
telling them you're only inviting them because you have too much food and don't want leftovers is not
she knows you're trying to get into her pants, the excuses are cringe
My wetsuit leaves my dick very visible when its wet and when i walk back to my apartment over 80% of the women i pass steal at least a quick glance first to my dick, then my abs, then my face.
>that small almost unnoticeable smile that tells me they wanna fugg
what did i just listen to?
agreed, try this instead
>Hey want to come over? I made too much movie, afterwards we can have food.
Been there.
Might be just spit balling here, but I think it's the combination of that they "can't have you" when you are taken and that you are good enough for someone else that makes them want you more. But that do I know.
>Hey want to movie? I made too much cum, afterwards we can have food
Hey want to cum? I made too much cum, afterwards we can have cum
Hey want to cum?
cum to hey cum, cum afterwards?
The janitor at my gym is a 50+ yo. woman. The chub doesn't matter. She still looks tho.
LARP thread?
>2 months
Imagine in a year, 2 years even you can do it king
hey, cum ?
You be chad. You tell them what they want, you compliment them, you be pushy, you make it clear what your intentions are. None of this implied or beating around the bush shit. Straight up tell them you wanna pick them up and you want them to suck your dick and you wanna play with them. It’s that easy. You’d be surprised how this can work
Bupmp
Go back to your hole, incel. Yas Forumsizens fuck.
> Hey, want to come over? I'm trying a new recipe and my dog never finishes his share. You guys can go splitsies.
>have live and learn & seven rings in hand blaring in my headphones
Holy shit, you do this too?