Yas Forums Feels Friday

Things are looking up after making some changes in my life.
1 year sober this month
8 months of lifting

Things are going so well that I almost trick myself into wanting to wallow in selfpity or misery because it is a comfortable emotion that I remember. Life is great and I owe it to God and Yas Forums
Thanks

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>girl hasn’t checked her phone in 4 hours
I’m sorry man, she saw your text and ignored it.

me and gf of over 3 years broke up earlier today, i think this time it may actually be for good. i am unable to express my emotions and have been less attracted to her as time has gone on. i don't even know how i feel kinda upset kinda relieved. only reason i am worried is because she was really my only true friend at this point because i stopped hanging with my old friends who just constantly smoke weed and drink.

I’m in dire straights. I live in a 2-story apartment complex and for the last 8 months I have been ritualistically masturbating my landlord’s cat off. It started out as a sort of curiosity, but now has morphed into destructive behavior. Last week I was caught by a fellow neighbor and am now facing eviction.

Why would you ever fucking cheat, that's peak degeneracy.. If you want to buck around break up with her now. I have a wild friend who is a chad and was in a relationship with a girl for 6 years but wanted to fuck around and he was too pussy to break up with her so he fucked a stripper and just let his gf find out about it. He regrets it entirely

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fucks bros. down from 195lbs to 163lbs in the past few months from fasting, and i just had the worst fucking cheat day/meal ever, i feel like 10 pounds heavier holy fuck i want to jump off a bridge right now. why the FUCK did i eat so much. easily just ate a solid 3k-4k calories. im literally not eating fucking anything for the next 4 days fuuck i feel like complete shit rn.

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Honestly, even though I have no plan in life, I'm feeling slightly happy. I got out of my meme degree inspection job and moved back in with my parents at 23. It's been a hard last year struggling with a bad break up and alcohol.
I think ive come out the other side for the better. Im almost as strong as my peak, I'm saving up for a house, and trying to figure out what to get a degree in (would be online so limited actual choices)

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Major depressive disorder, and the medication, while keeping me from suicide, just makes me numb
I feel like I want to rage and cry and that I can't

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Don't be a faggot for fuck sake. That's weak af, don't let being horny get the best of you. If you're really gonna do it then just break up and make it less worse

Isolation is tearing me up inside
I want to fit in and act like a normal person my age in order to remedy this, but that would in some ways betray what I believe in. It's like I'm waging war against myself trying to serve two masters.

I hate that I am inconsistent and do not act nearly as much as I should be doing in order to achieve my goals. But it's like a cycle where I become so jaded that I don't have a desire to act, I get stuck in some sort of stalemate with myself.

I really need to just stop caring about being alone and different. I feel once I can do that, my ability to achieve my goals will be manifest. Hopefully happiness could be found here, living according to what I believe and accomplishing what I wish to do.

Don't overreact if everything you said is true it won't do anything to you.

i have to get this off my chest

i have a speech impediment, i cant pronounce the letter R. i've tried so hard to fix it and its gone from being a childish W to an L to now a muffled noise that barely sounds like an R at all

ive basically avoided all social situations that require me to talk and as a result my life isnt very successful.

for some reason i was never put in speech pathology as a kid and my family never talks about it. i just assumed it would go away but im an adult and it never did

its so humiliating to talk about, even anonymously online, and all ive ever wanted was someone to help me with it

sorry, i just needed to vent a bit.

It’s not about being horny, it’s about experiencing different pussies before I settle down. My gf rarely cums but I remember fingering this girl and she came like 5 times, she would’ve been a fun fuck. I also can never do anal with my gf because she had her colon removed.

bullshit. im gonna look bloated as shit. this battle is so fucking uphill. i can fucking starve myself for a week then undo it all in 1 sitting honestly. subhuman genetics dude. now im starving myself for 3 days to undo this.

I'm getting laid tomorrow morning around noon. I'm not even attracted to her (she's maybe a 3-4/10, maybe a 5 at best) but I know she puts out and it's been a year and a quarter since I got any. Last time was Christmas 2018 with my (admittedly hot) ex girlfriend.

She's already sent me nudes and I'm looking forward to a good nut but at the same time my heart's not totally in it.

post em

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Worried my boy Yoel is gonna get heemed by the neighbourhood black kid

i wouldn't cheat but defiantly don't let her change where you're going to college. school first than girls later, user.

Knew a guy like that. He lived in australia and french canada growing up though so it's a good excuse to come off as exotic instead of retarded.
Basically, moving to a country in which english isn't the main language is a good way to fix your retard speech and even turn it into an advantage. I can't come up with anything else as any just b urself sort of cope is just awful advice cause honestly you can't make up for that with confidence or fitness.

user it happens. Just call it a cheat day and let it be water under the bridge. What weight are you going to stop at?

I went on a date with a receptionist from my gym today. We talked over ciders and when she heard that I was going to a friend’s birthday party in the area later, she invited me to wait at her place.
We watched a nature documentary and made out for an hour. She probably would have gone further if I’d pushed it. If we go on another date, I’ll probably be obligated to sleep with her. Thing is, I don’t know if I like her. I don’t know if she’s a good girl or a slut or anything. I don’t know if I should make her my girlfriend. I’m just straight up unsure of even the most basic truths of human interaction. When we kissed, I felt as though I was going through the motions, imitating the mechanisms of human courtship. I’ve always felt like an imposter to the species and on some level this relationship feels as though it may be just another extension of that. This girl seems “good enough”, but is that really good enough? Is there supposed to be something special that I feel? I’m quite confident that, warped as it may be, I do possess a soul. How can I test her?

God gives me opportunities to talk to women on a golden platter but I still manage to fuck it up.
1. Caught a cuties runaway dog as i was running on the beach. Girl thanked me and I said "this is why you should have a cat instead of a duck.. d-d-dog."
2. Same day I see another qt I recognize from a dating app walking her dog. I literally have memorized her bio and what not so talking to her should be easy. Wrong! I don't say a word to her. I just run by staring at the ground to avoid eye contact.
3. I'm in a coffee shop and a blonde girl asks to sit next me. Instead of saying of course I tell her she can have my seat I get up and leave. I saw disappointment in her eyes.

Why do I do stupid shit. Im aware that this shit takes practice but my God I'm fucking shit up.

I'm really paranoid that my neighbors watch me eat boogers through the little crack in my blinds

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I found out she has a bf today. I don't know how to feel anymore. Normally, I would have gotten black out drunk to cope, but I don't even feel like doing that.

I think I'm going to text my high school ex tomorrow. We dated five years ago and I still feel like she was the only girl who ever cared about me. She broke four years of no contact last January and asked to meet up, but I was living with my parents at the time and was too embarrassed to go out with her. I know it's probably a bad idea, but I can't keep living in isolation. I just want to hold somebody again.

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ive thought about it. in a horrible twist of fate im actually quite attractive so women often come onto me only to be repulsed when im forced to speak, or they just think i have some accent until they find out i dont

thanks for replying, its nice to have someone to talk to about it for once in my life

I don't want to be rude user but no one cares that much about you : (

they wont be laughing when you dont get coronavirus from how much the boogers boost your immune system

Didn't save them; that was the only way she'd send em over snapchat and I wanted to make sure she was fuckable

She has decent titties and a phat ass though so I bet if I got her into fitness I could at least make her into a butterface with a strong 7-9 for a body

I keep failing NoFap/NoPorn
feelsbadman

Amateur.

They weren't really worth going thru the trouble to save anyway man I can tell you that much
Maybe I'll save one in the future but eh

>tfw garbage genes
>huge ass no matter how hard I try to lose weight
>can't put on muscle for shit

Put on your favorite tunes and dance the night away, anons.

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going on a double date with my buddy, his gf, and his gf’s best friend tomorrow and am scared. i haven’t been on a date like this before or any date in like a year so idk what to expect. im good at getting people to talk about themselves but idk how to talk to people on a date.

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I think I’m too emotionally detached to care about anything anymore. It was a safety mechanism that I must have subconsciously activated or something when I had a not so good speech problem when I was growing up. It’s gone now but the damage is already done. I constantly recall bad memories and internalize them as a legitimate fault in my person.
Started going to a bar just to feel not worthless for once in my life when I’m drunk. A get together for a old friends thing in a week so hopefully I can have a little bit of fun before returning to the dark abyss that is my psyche.
Other than that, the usual
>tfw no gf
don’t even care about that truthfully

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If guilt overrode you from just a failed kiss, imagine how you'll feel after cheating, post-nut clarity and all. Have some fucking shame and either break up with her or stay faithful.

Had a great time training back tonight. I don't know anyone at the gym and have no friends, and came straight home to sit on Yas Forums

Would you mind posting a vocaroo?

Just try treat it like a normal human interaction

Talk like you talk to your buddy.

that is basically what i do with everyone but under the circumstance i feel like if i just do that, then she won’t see me as a romantic interest.

150lbs ideally, then start building up muscle from there. ive been a fatass my life so i have shit muscle definition. i thought id be able to stop at 160, but clearly i need to go to 150, maybe even 145. i'm 5'11 if it matters. but yeah...i feel like major shit at the moment

I feel pathetic. Terrible at socializing is an understatement. There is something wrong with me. I go out because I want to be around people and meet new friends and talk to girls. But the reality is I just sit around alone looking at my phone or book for a while before getting depressed and going home. I have some kind of mental block. I am starting to think I'm just not meant to be happy. I'm a failed human, bad genes.

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lmao you are gonna break up the first week of college
just do it now and get laid guilt free

Got drunk, went out of my way to piss off the girl I like. Succeeded beyond my wildest dreams, now she won't talk to me. God fucking damn it.

100% no, sorry.

also i dont have a microphone anyway, i barely speak to people i know in real life, like hell im doing it online so people can make fun of me

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Currently dating a girl who's super into me. I think I'm into her too but I'm not sure whether it's only because she likes me so much rather than anything deeper. The last girl I saw was kinda distant most of the time and took me for granted so the situation with this new girl is a nice change. Though I just can't shake the feeling that the basis for me keeping things going are for reasons other than actual desire.

go to speech therapy you fucking retard. my mother is a speech therapist and like 20 years ago she ran a side business helping foreign people reduce their accents. im sure speech therapy can help you. but its very funny imagining some guy pronouncing Rs like a chinese immigrant.

>30 khl virgin (I've touched boobs though)
>too mature to just go into hookups
>too immature to really do a long-term relationship
>not really attracted to White women

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She’s fat isn’t she.

I keep falling in love for girls I dont know or dont love me back, I cant help myself, I just want to have someone I can pour all my love into and care for.
I'm close to graduating from a degree I never liked and still dont want, I'm probably going to be a wageslave forever and I have nothing, I try talking to people and being a nice person but I cant find real friends that want to hang out with me, I've tried with girls, but it never goes right. I make music and I pour everything into it, but nobody's even listened to it.
I just dont know what I'm living for, all the days that pass melt into each other, it's like I just fast foward every day I barely even pay attention i just daydream about what it could be all day, for months now, probably even years, and time has just passed, I dont even know what I'm even living for anymore

Yeah a little; I thought that was obvious when I talked about getting her into fitness and making her into a strong 7. She's 5'2" and weighs 1pl8 so not nearly the worst I've hooked up with, but I've also had much better which is why I'm kinda whatever-let's-just-do-this

Take classes user. I’ve had a same problem except it was R, S, L

I’ve told people now and they wouldn’t believe me

It’s not too late, and I took classes at 24

it doesn’t work like that. if you get her into fitness, she’ll start getting more attention then likely leave you.