He just curled my deadlift

was she stung by a bee?

I actually OHP'd someone's squat today.
I was thinking is that really someone's squat? pathetic.
then I walked over while they were gone and started OHPing it
then they came back and said
>HEY EXCUSE ME DUDE I'M USUNG THAT
I just played dumb because in reality im an autist and didn't want to confront him
>h-heh oh sorry I didn't know you were using this my bad
it was pretty clear he was seething
HEH FUCKING MOGGED
19 years in no sex these gains are just coming to be like flies on shit

>curled
By definition that's not a mog unless you were also stupid enough to be curling.

Let me translate: Retarded fatass goes up to a new gym goer who's learning and doing a warm up, nothing crazy just 25 lb
While getting some advice on how to improve that days workout with his good friend, spergo here waddles up to the squat rack uninvited, and grabs the barbell
The whole gym slowly gets quiet while this turbovirgin begins his war chants time and time again, his tribal calls escalating in volume and duration with every failed attempt to lift the bar
The surge of primal emotions reaching its peak, user starts screaming with pure rage
In a feat fueled by pure autistic will, the pudding head lifts the bar off the rack, bounces it onto his chest, bruising his sternum and cracking some ribs, before performing a leg assisted half rep of the 95 lb weight
Dropping it to the ground, the missing link between the bonobo apes and humanity then turns to the poor beginner with a crazy look, screaming, "MMMOGOOOGGOOMMMOGMGGOOMOOOOGGGGEFDEDEDMOOOMOMMOGOGOGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGGG" before triumphantly walking back to his smith machine, where he will spend the rest of his time at the gym watching My Hero Academia and pretending that he is a cute anime girl

25 lb plates*

I haven't had sex ever

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What a fag. I literally had sex with my gf today and had phone sex with my side chick in Florida I meet up with and fuck whenever it’s convenient. Also turned down my local side chick because I was busy doing laundry

>

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I had sex for the first time in 7 months on monday but it was with a "trap" so I feel disgusted with myself.

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this is part of the problem Chads are fucking 3 girls at once and incels are going years or their whole lifetime without having sex at all

i had sex 3 times in the last 5 hours. not sure if that makes you feel any better.

I would like a greentext of your experience.

well you had sex so you're doing better than most

I'd rather not relive the experience by typing it out. Let me just say the dude had extremely bad acne scars that he photoshopped out of his pics along side his masculine features of his face to pass better. Even with all that nothing disgusted me more than his voice. Since then I've been fighting with myself to do nofap so I'll never be in the same scenario again.

Classic story. I know a few transgirls on discord and every so often they swap their display pictures from their filtered-to-fuck face to their actual face when their simps have gassed them up with enough confidence. The real faces are always incredibly telling.

Let this be a lesson: real traps and femboys do not exist. They are a visual illusion brought on by technology.

Shut up nerd

Kek'd

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doesnt count if you're a gay bottom

If you reply to this post with dubs, you'll have sex in 2020.

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>Yas Forums - Fitness

dubs

Bro it's been like 18 hours since she left my home. I'm shaking

>He's had sex in the last 3 decades

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April 2017 here

7 years until I reach wizardhood senpai

it was 155 pounds retard.
good kek though dude.
try lifting though, instead of refining your shit posting.

Dubs

he's right you know

Who's in the wrong here? Incel or chad?

What a lad

Hmm

check em

The women

3-4 years here
Thinking about gerring a prostitute

this

We can tell

Kek, based

What is stopping you?

It's going to be like 2 years since I had sex without directly paying for it.

roll

LETS GOOO

I want sex.

X to doubt

Gross bro, those bat nanobots are still out there.

I don't want sex

please please

Y E S

T H A N K Y O U L O R D

projection, the post

1.5 years comming up,
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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roll

Rolling

1,5 years and there's a shit load of 20 something yo virgins here, stop whining.

Excellent shitpost quality.

Dear god please.... I don't want to turn 21 and still be khv

An unequal distribution of the means of reproduction, hmm?

None, lmao