Holding paper up

Whats your max time?

15:00 master race reporting in

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Get a job you greasy little shit

nice kitty

Yes.

This is a challenge to Yas Forums.

Consider yourself slapped.

How long can you hold up that paper after you've done all of your flies?
>yfw holding paper turns out not to be an efficient workout
tell me about your dumbbells.

>hide thread
thread hidden.

How can you stand working out with your hair down? My hair's twice as long as yours and having it down at any point while at home or just trying to relax makes me want to kill myself.

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>my hair is long but I HATE IT
sucky fucky.

Ok fgt, you piqued my interest.
I havent done with a sheet of paper, but this was a common punishment when I was in basic training. "Worlds heaviest Pencil. Worlds heaviest M4/canteen/pt vest." Simply put you held the item against the wall. Pencils/pt belts with your index finger, canteens with one hand, m4 with 2 hands. Heels had to be closer to the wall than your shoulders, so you couldnt cheat by leaning forward. You stopped when the drill sergeant got tired. If your dropped the item or slid down the wall you did pushups and front-back-go's.

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>Working out
>At home relaxing
What's the point of having long hair then u faggot

Kek

Thats where i got idea.

Once saw a gif on /k/ years ago of recruits holding up a paper and failing to the point that they couldn't lift arms.

God knows how long they had been at it.

I specialize in type 1 muscle fibers/endurance.

I know there are anons who tried and failed 3mins in and just arent posting because they are embarrassed.

ITS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER!!!
IT DOESN'T EVEN WEIGH ANYTHING

Then do it faggot and record your time.

Surely you can hold a piece of paper up.

Heres a tip though....once you start to feel it, the paper will be holding you up.

>IT DOESN'T EVEN WEIGH ANYTHING
retard

Do you actually have mental health issues?

Just Type 1 Bipolar
But not at the moment.

Truthfully. Almost all the threads on Yas Forums are shit right now.

Challenging Yas Forumsizens to a simple task of holding up a sheet of paper is literally something ANYONE can do, including all lurkers.

Im legitimately curious where my endurance ranks compared to others.

Its not exactly something i can google to get answer.

If a fucking LARP pushup thread can be made everyday, surely there's a way i can dress this up to get people to participate.

For science.

This is a bigger waste of time than cardio.
This is a bigger waste of time than planks.
This is a bigger waste of time than (You) breathing.

A bigger waste of time than browsing Yas Forums?
A bigger waste of time than playing vidya?
A bigger waste of time than cooming?

Further understanding the limits of your body is NEVER a waste of time.
How are you supposed to know how long you can hold arms up if you've never actually tried?

The reason no one is doing it is because there is little to no hypertrophic/strength benefit and it's a massive waste of 15+minutes.

Also people participate in pushup threads.

6 hours.

>implying they arent LARPing and/or just doing pushups like related

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wtf bros how is he so strong? is that natural?

>spotted the pushup thread participant

>A bigger waste of time than browsing Yas Forums?
Yes
>A bigger waste of time than playing vidya?
Yes
>A bigger waste of time than cooming?
Yes

>Further understanding the limits of your body is NEVER a waste of time.
Yes it can, OP is an example.
>How are you supposed to know how long you can hold arms up if you've never actually tried?
Why the fuck would you need to know?

Honest question. How come you have so much fucking free time to do absurd pointless shit like this and yet you still look like garbo?

A couple of scenarios i have in mind.

1) taken hostage and lined up. Everyone told to raise arms. Each person who lowers, gets shot. Last to lower gets to live
2) carryover to holding a rifle fixed on a target
3) transported back in time somehow and have to seig heil as hitler passes by and assume position for long duration or risk blowing cover
4) keeping arms extended is the hidden secret to firing kamahameha waves
5) operating a mech or spacecraft that requires you to keep arms outstretched.
6) controlling VR game that requires arms to be outstretched.
7) ???

Glad I looked at the whole thread, and another user knows what up.

>1) taken hostage and lined up. Everyone told to raise arms. Each person who lowers, gets shot. Last to lower gets to live
I'm already fitter than average, nobody else has trained for this, I will win. But I'll kill the fucker first.
>2) carryover to holding a rifle fixed on a target
Completely different form
>3) transported back in time somehow and have to seig heil as hitler passes by and assume position for long duration or risk blowing cover
Blow my cover? Why are you assuming I'm a secret agent infiltrating the Nazis, when I'd already have all of the information necessary to defeat them if I'm from the future? Besides, I'd obviously side WITH them and it would genuine.
>4) keeping arms extended is the hidden secret to firing kamahameha waves
But it isn't. And I'd rather fart and Hadouken that to your face.
>5) operating a mech or spacecraft that requires you to keep arms outstretched.
Except it won't be a static hold and you'd be holding onto some sort of instrument panel, not the same.
>6) controlling VR game that requires arms to be outstretched.
You suggested that vidya was a waste of time, so this is also a waste of time
>7) ???
Holding your boyfriends hips at a distance so that he can't face fuck you? Gtfo faggot.

Is 15 minutes considered a ton of freetime now?

Once i record something, its there permanently and can be reposted infinitely by myself and/or others.

Been posting the highlights of homegym (failures, weird experiments, breakthroughs, etc) for like a year now (longer than balkanchad)?

Its not like im recording and posting all day long. Id venture to guess that 80% of what you see are reposts from others. I maybe post a new clip once every 2-3 weeks. Its not like i go out of way other than converting to webm. I record most everything i do anyways so i can analyze later.

What i post is truly just tip of the iceberg.
Quick 1min segments of up to 30min videos.

Also, have newborn baby. Only sleeping in in 2-3hr naps at a time in addition to fulltime work during day (work from home).

Body is sore eventhough only gym'd on monday.
No sleep = body cant repair and actually starts breaking itself down.

Cant do big lifts because no time for gym or sleep.
Still want to have fun/test body limits. So here i am.

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God you're such an annoying, no life, parasitic faggot and I sincerely hope you die, at least you stopped namefagging

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Did a woman seriously let you splurge inside of her? You just gave hope to hundreds of incels browsing this board

He's talking about the cat, not a human baby.

A coal burning fat one, she works her fat ass off to put food on the table and her useless mexican husband begs for attention like a tranny on an anonymous fitness board

Post body

Post body

It doesn't work like that when you're a fatass, mutt

Post body

This is what you look like, namefag. Minus being white and tall.

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Pinch grip is not good for your phalanges. Get ergo, risk-taker

Cringe and kys, loser
Based and fpbp

If you guys think im fat, what do you think about SS+GOMAD surviors?

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You have the worst genetics and you post as if you want to be some e-celeb and act cocky like balkanfag when you're pathetic and you need a life, get killed

dont you have a kid too look after now?
i feel sorry for your kid, that it has some mentally ill faggot like you for a parent.

You posted this shit yesterday.
Also
>Why does he wear the mask?

he is ugly as he is a dyel

He’s a parent but not the father

this is some chinese kung fu movie level of shit, not even a real kung fu level of shit, this is just some discount bollywood shit.
kys op or atleast lift some weigths

Why do people hate BasedBoomer so much?

Do you guy prefer >Is coffe good for you and coomer threads?
BasedBoomer>Balkengigachad

They’re all bad. None of them contribute a fucking thing to the board. Ban all of them and be done with it

Nice hair faggot

id prefer none of those threads. and i still call the op a faggot like i have done now

He didn't lift so good.

What did you say fucking bitch nigger

youtu.be/qk0OuG6L84o?t=33

Because a namefag is the only thing worse than a tripfag, he's annoying as he is fat, dyel and ugly, he's not funny, his "exercises" are stupid, he's an amerimutt grizzly wannabe, he writes gay paragraphs with reddit spacing... I could go on, at least balkangag has muscle.
Based and checked

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Kek I didn't see that first post.

Nah.

I post as if im extremely entertained by shitposting on an anonymous homosexual gravity defying stunt artist support forum.

Literally, this thread wont exist by tomorrow.

Everything here is temporary.
None of it fucking matters.
Stop taking yourself and this place so seriously.
Lighten up.

I dont have social media because i dont care about online presense.

I gurantee for every rage post in this thread, theres 5 lurkers throughly enjoying the shitshow.

In the world of Yas Forums, you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Im the namefag Yas Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So youll hate me. Because I can take it. Because I'm not your Zyzz. Im a troll, a watchful shitposter. An oldfag.

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Cope

The only thing you are you are is a cringe faglord lmao

You found it!
>objective complete

Never thought id see this again.
Here you go Yas Forums

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