Work out at the gym for two years to get the physique of a god

>work out at the gym for two years to get the physique of a god
>women still won't fuck me
Pic related is me. I can't believe I fell for the women like muscles meme.
It's over

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lmao it's because you don't have any game faggot

>lmao it's because you don't have any game faggot

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shut your onion head ass up

game = good face and height

Unless your face is fucked then you're probably legitimately autistic

Having some muscles suddenly doesn't make you a 5 foot 7 bobblehead autist?

You have a spazzy neck bad hair i guarantee bad face, stupid facial expression, shit personality and you dont put any effort to meeting girls
People who use the word "game" don't have it

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have you actually tried or are you just expecting women to fall into your lap?

be honest

Dipshit. People don’t use memes in real life. Learn to talk and act like a human adult because you’re likely a fucking autistic sperg who can’t disassociate with board culture when talking to women.
You’re right: women don’t give a flying fuck about muscles. Try growing your personality.

have you tried talking to women?
good things don't come to those who don't do fucking anything

>game = good face and height
>NOOO WOOOMEN CARE ABOUTS LOOOKSWOMEN DONT CARE ABOUT GAMME NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW IS THE SHORT PUA GETTING WOMEN BUT IM NOT NOOOOOO

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>Dipshit. People don’t use memes in real life. Learn to talk and act like a human adult because you’re likely a fucking autistic sperg who can’t disassociate with board culture when talking to women.
>You’re right: women don’t give a flying fuck about muscles. Try growing your personality.

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This took you two years?
I achieved this in 7 months lol

you're a pathetic excuse for man if you believe that. some of the most powerful and influential people are ugly af, they just don't let it stop them from living life.

I started out obese
I thought my body was why I was incel but it turns out it's because I'm 5'8 and my face isn't good enough

Post face
Judging by the filename I doubt the pic is really OP but rather some incel trying to convince people not to lift

>I'm 5'8

aaand we're done here

Dont you have anything better to do with your life?

Or is shitposting on Yas Forums all you are good for?

>5’8
Yikes bro...

Same boat OP. My personality is shit; cannot convey emotions (perpetual stone face) and it takes me a while to feel comfortable enough with people to actually talk to them.

Girls generally write me off as boring as fuck, even though I'm actually into and do a lot of stuff. I just have trouble sharing it.

>I'm 5'8
You have a long enough torso, long neck, and you're in good shape.

Get fucking leg lengthening surgery (make sure it's both your femurs and tibias) and add another 3-4". It's like $50k but you have the right kind of build for it to not look retarded on.

Where are your traps?

Where do you live?

Getting in shape will help with women, but THE most factors in getting laid is living in a place that:

1. Has a lot of single women
2. Has a favorable sex ratio (i.e. equal or more women than men)
3. Has lots of good nightlife and date venues without having to drive

If you live in shitsville or some tech or military or resource extraction town, it doesn't matter how studly you are, you ain't fucking anyone besides fat single mothers if you're lucky. If you live in Manhattan or you're in a top-tier frat at an SEC school, you can be a fat retard and have a pussy buffet.

Don't give up - you've definitely made you're life better and it will be even easier to get laid no matter where you are with the body in the OP. It's just that location trumps all.

Get to a pool party or something and display those muscles

Because you're supposed to be doing the fucking, not them.

Mirin arm vein

>soijack
>telling you to improve self
You don’t even know how this works do you?

>You don’t even know how this works do you?

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kys

Maybe this is why you can't get girls Linus.

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Do this one too

What did your routine and diet look like?
>t. 3 months in beginner

>Do this one too

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You probably have no personality or originality. Your entire appearance looks like some caricature of shit you saw on the internet. Go out and get some real life experience dude.

This.

TWO YEARS FOR THIS

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>Where do you live?
florida

I don't know why but your stance screams dumbass fuckboi

Top kek. OP looks like he's got a VERY manly personality, which will get all the girls. I bet you give off some serious desperation, which dries up pussy real quick.

Lose the gay headphones

no bully

I wish I knew about the heightpill before getting jacked for girls. I've wasted two years for nothing,

Linus you nigger just because you're leaving youtube doesn't mean you're allowed here.
>Calvin Klein
Literally only worn by women. Change your underwear.

>he's never been woken up by a girl riding his morning wood
Sorry you weren't born attractive, your best bet is to try to be less unattractive

Just walk up to a girl and ask her for a date thats it

they always say no to me
i think its because im 5'8
it sucks

That’s because you look tiny with a shirt on. Yea you are definitely shredded but with a shirt on you look like a tiny football player. You need to put on at least 20 lbs more while staying shredded. And it’s not about your height, I have seen guys shorter than 5’8 pulling girls in clubs without much effort and I live in Germany where the average guy is like 6’2 tall.

If I had this body at 6’2’’ in could finally start slaying 8/10 and 9/10 without spending much time on them.
You need to learn to market yourself user fucking get on that ig do the gay shit that people do there. Watch that fucking movie where ryan gosling is smashing every chick with a very mediocre body and teaching that boomer cuck about game. Real life is kinda like that. You need to still grab interest of grills so they talk tonyou

i'm not 6'2, im 5'8

it's over. i'm afraid there's only one thing left to do.
better luck next time, right? heh!

How much do you weight?? You look like you weight 150 lb lol

Well i am i was referring to myself lol

What are your/his measurements?

im 5'8 146lb

Also 5’8’’ unironically fine nobody gives a shit in real life. Go talk to bitches browsing /fit isnt gonna help anything but feed your insecurities.

As in chest and waist, faggot. Are you the photo?

>I’m 5’8

Yea there isn’t much you can do here. Most girls nowadays are 5’9 and if you go to a club/bar they wear heels and become 6ft+. That’s why we tell you manlets to not bother with lifting but you aren’t learning. Just forget ONS, clubs/bars and casual sex, at your height you have no chance no matter how shredded you become. Your best best is to find some single mom and marry her.

Post legs and ass

well i've learned my lesson now.
I wish i had listened.

Eh, I'd say that's overdoing it. I'm only 5'10 and never had much trouble. Hell, my dad is 5'7 and my mother is 5'11.

>5’8 146 lb

Top kek. Yea man forget girls, you literally have the size of a middle schooler. Sorry to tell you but no girls wants to date a guy that is 5’8 tall and especially not when he weighs 146 lb kek.

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are you saying theres a weight that can make up for my height?
how heavy do i need to be to get girls?

>Two years
Not gonna say you look bad, but you don't look like two dedicated years, especially since your not stupidly tall and lanky.

Depends how you look with a shirt on. If you want to pull girls in the club with your height you really need to put on mass. Your traps, chest, biceps and triceps need to noticeably pop out like pic related. At your height it’s not impossible to pull girls but you really need to put on some serious mass.

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Nah man, at 5’8 he will get mogged to oblivion in the nightlife.

>t.bartender

maybe lifts can save him