How do you optimise your workouts for sex?

How do you optimise your workouts for sex?

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She looks mentally ill.

idk hump some pillows. maybe ask your mom if you can hump her. there's a few options

>omg sex!

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She also looks like she was born prematurely which exponentially increases the risk of having a mental illness. 10/10 would bang and gf.

Out of curiosity, did you know who this is prior to saying that? I think most prostitutes have an "off" look about them.

Friendly reminder this 6/10 female earns 500k per year by posting lewd pics, while you slave away to earn quarter of that or less

Clown world

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kek

Agreed apart from the 6/10 part.

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Im so horny bois fuck this shit

Nah, on drugs

Why not both?

ok 7/10

Hip thrusts, straight arm pulldowns, zercher carries and a lot of cardio

Really? She is a disgusting low-life but I grudgingly award her 8-9/10. She has the Audrey Hepburn vibe but has a nice figure with big tits. I accept that this is subjective though.

You could do hip thrusters, cardio, and planks. Mobility work before hand for flexibility. Overhead press for shoulders to attract a mate.

>quarter less
More like 6% haha

I looked up this slut, she’s just like all the other whores except her porn where she sucks dick is just a little higher quality than all the amateur trash on the Internet, she looks like a pretentious slut, trying to create the vibe of an intellectual whore with a French sounding name. A trite trope that isn’t close to the disgusting reality of what whores and their simp paypigs are now calling “sexwork”. Of course she’s also a revolutionary, she’s made posts on reddit supporting Bernie Sanders, while she brags about the establishment media attention she’s received, as you should know she or “they” as her chosen pronoun indicates is an also expert in “online content creation, cryptocurrencies, and virtual reality media” as if being a whore who gets paid in Bitcoin makes her an entrepreneurial genius. This is all just gloss for her pathetic existence as a whore, and the presumably non-existent relationship with her father. Her promotion of this obscenity is damaging to society, and I regret exposing myself to this corruption. If I could get away with it I would literally smash her head in with my fists, I wouldn’t stop pummeling until her head is a swollen dumpling for her presentation and promotion of pornography, who knows how many dumb girls have been inspired by whores like this.

So you're telling me I can pipe for BTC? Shiiiiieeeeet muh dick

which package would you get?

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500k? Nigga huh? I guess that’s not so far out of the picture cause of the girl who sold nudes to help Australia. Slutty world we live in.

God damn that's high, I would be all over it $500/hr though. Some people have more money than sense I guess.

Reminder that she only has sex with the guys she likes, even if you pay the full $5000 you're not guaranteed sex.

Compund lifts that use de hips, CARDIO is very important not only for the actual act of having sex but for your dick, hydration.

as do we all, fellow redditor

It's called dick glow. Girls glow up when they have had good dick. Or when chad leaves them for stacey 2.0, they get eyes like

High Intensity Interval Hip Thrust

is any of her porn even good

Depending on the male it must look like someone raping an auschwitz prisoner.

Porn only exists because men create such a demand for it. Seethe harder, incel

tiny bathtub

HIIT and yoga is pretty much the perfect combination for sexual performance. You get increased circulation, ability to perform repeated bursts of intense cardio, flexibility and muscle stamina.

Anyone that says she's a 6/10 doesn't know that the average american female is 5'3 and 170lbs. In terms of dating pool quality and what is available, she's like an 8.5/10, realistically. Not magical internet hotness standards

Harsh but fair.

Home yoga or i need to go to a class ?

name?

That 6/10's value will only go down over time though,

If you haven't done it before, doing some beginner classes would probably be helpful. The teacher will be able to correct your poses and offer alternatives if you aren't flexible enough. Even if you lift a lot, you might find it pretty challenging at first because it is more about holding poses for extended periods of time rather than quick bursts of heavy lifting.

her bellybutton is repulsive to me. im not joking it makes her drop from a 7.5 or an 8 to a 5 or 6 in my eyes.

Oh really? Fucked up :)

By having it?

Yes, so post more, OP

Wait this is her? Goddamn it, men are a lost cause if they are so willing to shell out so much money for fucking nothing.

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I know people like to complain about women being whores and all, but you would think the situation would be better if these retards didn't encourage this shit to begin with.

What a cunt. Most escorts describe their services in terms of "payment is for companionship only, wink wink" but this bitch really does seem to think her vagina is magical. She also isn't nearly attractive enough for those prices or that attitude.

Yes. I know she's good looking and all, but for fuck's sake, there are actual escorts who actually fuck that are just as good looking as her for the same price. Your money is better spent on them.

I don't get why you fags get so worked up over a bitch that filters out all the beta fuckbuckets.
I've fucked sluts like her constantly in college, they're stupid and not worth time beyond fucking.
I pity the dudes that will marry those chicks, though. Some goodhearted dude falls in love and spends a shitload of money on a chick that I slapped around, spat on, beat into submission and had her beg for me to creampie her. He'll probably never realise it, too, and treat that whore like a princess.
Kinda sad.

I would unironically not fork over a single dollar even if I had guaranteed coitus. Would rather donate it to a local charity/church.
This world makes me sick

>must be circumsized (phimosis is disgusting)
based whore. A degenerate with standards

>Male genital mutilation is based.
Truly a spectacle of the modern world.

This woman is more disgusting than the whores working at the side of the road.
She legitimately deserves to be beaten to a bloody pulp.

What to even expect from non whites

Well sucks for you. I am white.

hip thrusts until you blast that bitch thru the ceiling , check these dubs

She's got a scam going worthy of Yas Forums. People are insulting her, but I would be more disgusted with the beta males willing to pay her. Not her fault she found a way to get free money from retards.

I think she's a cunt but imagine paying some thot multiple thousands for sex. Double digit IQ incels deserve nothing less than being scammed.

>imagine paying some thot multiple thousands for sex
>for sex

I couldn't care less if they pay for sex, we are all doing that in one way or anther anyway, but they are not even paying for that.

Lmao she's playing a fucking dangerous game.

One of these incels is going to show up at her door with a loaded gun before too long.

or better yet
throw acid in her face

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This but unironically.

Better question is how the fuck do those double digit IQ incels get enough money to casually pay thousands for literally nothing.

Lol yup.
That's if I'm lucky. Times are harder this year for me.

All women are mentally ill

How do you identify such specimens?

Would never advocate this obviously but if someone set up a meet with her with fake credentials, murdered her and got away with it, it'd make my week.

Fuck off (((you))).

>who knows how many dumb girls have been inspired by whores like this.
sadly, very much this

10k says she’s swallows behind a dumpster