help me with a good old fashioned revenge fitizens
>be Yas Forumsizen, lil bro is a Yas Forums lurker >lil bro just turned 16, is now fat due to sitting on his ass all day browsing Yas Forums and shitposting, so i went and asked him to come exercise with me in the morning every weekends >surprisingly he is actually happy about it and agrees to come >goes on a run with me frequently, progress a bit slow but it's there >fast forward to several weeks ago, i'm pretty far ahead of my bro in our usual path when i heard a commotion. >turn around to see a dude punching my lil bro in the face and pushing him off the trail >immediately sprints over to lil bro, guy notices me and runs off >lil bro is visibly shaken and bleeding from his nose and mouth >brings him home ASAP to clean him >ask him what happened >dude bumps into him while jogging, said something along the lines like "watch where you're going fat fucking pos" >lil bro muttered sorry, then dude said something else unders his breath, prompting lil bro to respond "fuck you man" before getting punched in the face and shoved into the bushes. >fucking teenagers ffs >file police report >gay ass leaf police basically said there's nothing they can do, even though the incident's caught on tape (path's not that secluded) and there's witnesses (homeless dudes near the path) they said and i quote "insufficient evidence to press charges" honestly no idea why >cant hire a lawyer cause a poor full time college student (4th year relax mods i'm well over 18) >mfw little brother now refuses to workout with me, is getting fatter since then and is now visibly nervous whenever he steps out of the house
>browsing facebook like a normie during my morning shit >friend suggestions >lets see if theres any hot grills >suddenly notices a familiar face >huh wait a minute >it cant be >my fucking face when i found my little bro's assaulter on fb >stalk him a lil, yep its him >look him up on insta, its fucking him. i literally wont forget that face >tattoos, posing with boxing gloves on, literally your run of the mill roid douche, the kind that'd assault a fat kid running. >found out where he works, his friends, his wife, full name etc etc etc
look i KNOW you guys aren't some personal army hence wise i havent posted him all over this site.
i just need some inspiration on some way i can fuck this guy over anonymously. help me, what should i do Yas Forums, god literally dropped this guy in my lap, my lil bro is a nervous mess and our parents just chalk it up as teenagers being teenagers so they refuses to get involved
Wyatt Barnes
**sorry brahs i meant help me Yas Forums
Charles Ward
tl;dr but thanks for the thicc, king
Noah Allen
publicly shame the assaulter just as you have here, let his personal friends and family know what he's done and contact the police yet again
Leo Ross
That's what you get for not taking your little brother to the gym, cardiofag
Mason Collins
Find him and kick his ass. Problem solved. Or mail him ominous shit. Or fuck his wife. Or make a profile of a woman on FB and ig, contact him, flirt and shit. Find nudes on Yas Forums and DM him nudes. Then screenshot it all. Send to wife that you gave him herpes or something and he's been cheating on her with you and you just found out send the screenshots as proof. Profit. Get creative and do something that won't get you arrested
Do you have the CCTV footage? Maybe male a post on FB with him tagged in it, showing the footage of him assaulting your bro. Then you can have a paragraph or two about what a dummy piece of shit he is. All his friends and family should see it hopefully.
Juan Sullivan
Burn his home down when he's sleeping it's not that fucking difficult I've done it multiple times to get rid off people it's virtually impossible to get caught
Charles Wood
if you have his name and adress now why not just file a complain ? buy paint and splash it on his car and house shit in front of his door or wait for you little bro to be buffed and go kick his ass together
Daniel Kelly
spend a lot of money making ads and public flyer, online ads et cetera for a call girl. use their numbers ofc
Jeremiah Cook
idk how to acquire it, i know the cameras that recorded it though
i have his name, not his address
Zachary Long
i dont have his number either
this is what i know.
his name ethnicity where he works name of his friends name of his wife what dog he has and how old the dog is what type of car he has (lmao guess,its pretty basic)
Charles Gutierrez
Do you have any friends OP? Why not figure out the times that he works and beat him with a bat with your buddies after he's done with his shift? That's what my uncle did when he found out where the man who tried to shoot him worked, beat the fucker right in front of his family.
Caleb Cox
Kill his dog
Owen Lewis
hire a private detective and catch him cheating, send the photos to his wife.
wait for him around the corner with a bunch of friends and jump on the guy, kidnap him, fuck him up and leave.
no one can trace you because no evidence it was you
Dominic Thompson
Honda civic 2008. Key it and write dont push kids weirdo
Julian Russell
Use his facebook pictures to make fake dating site accounts and trick fat roasties into showing up at his doorstep
Adrian Cooper
this
Austin Sanders
lol just show up to his workplace, wait for him to come outside then sucker punch him >inb4 NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUNCH SOMEONE He, a fully grown man attacked your brother Go fuck him up
Dylan Peterson
based new zealand poster
Charles Morgan
This. If the police say there's not enough evidence to press charges in his case, then there shouldn't be enough evidence in your case.
Jace Cook
>pretend to be girl >flirt with him, exchange some sexual messages and pictures >photoshop his dick pics so has a really small penis (maybe this is not even necessary) >spread the pictures with his real name to all his contacts/friends/family
>open a grindr account with his name/pictures >be an extreme asshole an grindr >gays will be pissed and spread your account to shame you
just go take MMA lessons with your little bro. And maybe beat him up together when you see him again in a couple of months
Nathan Green
this will also help with your brothers confidence
Justin Stewart
With this information I want to add some ideas to my post here >you know where he works >you know the type of car he has >so it it is easy to fuck with his car on a regular basis >could be a simple nail put on a regular basis under one of the tires >or you ruin his whole car and prepare some butanoic acid that you spill over his car (focus on the ventilation slits)
>you have the name of his wife >a simple message to his wife could seriously damage his whole marriage >something where an anonymous friend tells her that he is cheating on her and that you know how it feels to be cheated on >tell her that it breaks your heart but you need to tell her >even without any evidence you planted a seed of mistrust in her that will grow day by day with every suspicious comment or action by him
Nathaniel Russell
all very nice idea kings will be checking up on the thread again once i wake up in the morning
Daniel Price
this too sorry i missed it king
Brayden Foster
Jeez get over it
Bentley Howard
More important than revenge is to build up the confidence of your brother. He needs to experience victories, small victories, that build up his confidence. Lost a few pounds, finally did 5 pull ups, scored a good paying job, finished a side project, joned some team or club (could be even fucking chess, just something where he has people around him where he competes with them or works together with them towards something)...
Gabriel Smith
Just glass the cunt.
Julian Fisher
Well duh just kill his dog retard
Thomas Sanders
just shoot him lmao
Levi Torres
Be careful OP. You've went and left a paper trail linking you to that guy when you reported the incident to the pigs initially. If you're gonna do something like jump him in an alley and do his knees in, you'll have to wait months if not years to avoid suspicion, and I guarantee you that 99% of these end in you just choosing not to do anything about it because wounds fade with time. Go with something indirect like ruining his social life. As for your little bro, definitely take him for mma or boxing lessons, don't let this incident choose the road the rest of his life will take.
Nathan Reed
Sugar in the gas tank will kill an engine dead.
Jordan Cook
This retarded rumor needs to die already.
Angel Fisher
>cant hire a lawyer cause a poor full time college student Sell your case you retard, talk to a lawyer and say you'll give most of the money of the case to him
Nathan Myers
Be the better man and walk away. Be better, be a man.
Dominic Price
From what I remember most lawyers don't expect you to pay upfront. You'll only pay a certain percentage of the winnings if you win the case. Of course that'd require you having a pretty decent case in the first place. Find a lawyer with a free consultancy.
Brayden Rodriguez
have sex with his wife
Dominic Richardson
Take a long wrench with you on the track. Beat him and break some ribs and bones. Then film him scream. Wear a mask. Show tape to brother. Delete.
Xavier Rivera
These are excellent legal ideas
Jackson Diaz
Give me his name and I'll change his heart or kill him (need pic too for that)
Alexander Thomas
Systematically murder his wife, friends and family leaving him completely alone and broken. Make sure you tell him why you did it before leaving the country. Return periodically to murder anyone he gets close to.
Camden Barnes
create throwaway fb and blackmail him for money
David Bell
If you beat up or get someone else to then its over cops will suspect you. Best thing to do is to either let it go or ruin his marriage. Also get a copy of police report and show his work. If they are decent they'll fire him.
Jace Price
>cops will suspect you Didn't you read his post? Actual police work is hard so the cops will do fuck all.
Great ideas all around but remember to take up some martial arts classes in case things go south and it becomes a fist fight
Jayden Nelson
Did your bro go to the hospital or had pictures taken of the injuries? It is your right to give a statement. If you say that "I saw X person hitting my little brother, which resulted in physical damage and pain" it's grounds to criminal investigation. Who did you talk to from police? If it was a patrol officer then sometimes they actively avoid doing work if it seems to be a blind case. What you can do is go to the detectives directly. -Police officer from europoor
Gavin Harris
NYPA faggot
Hunter Gray
>insufficient evidence for prosecution Just means the prosecutor can't win it in 5 minutes and has more important/pressing cases to attend to. >what do Yas Forums Public shaming via fb is pretty effective. One or two times is not stalking or harassment (at least in the US) and it communicates to all of his friends and more importantly his employer. Don't confront or attack him since more than likely, the fucked leaf police will actually arrest you.
Luis Reed
Best way of getting at him would be fixing your brother. Be a better man. Be a man.
Jordan Bailey
Lmao, just pretend to be a hot grill, bait him slow and steady with provocative messages and pics, save everything and send to his wife after a while. Works everytime.
