What's the fastest way to become competent in a fight?

Get in a lot of fighta without suffering debilitating injuries.
Martial art also help.
WHY I AM WASTING MY TIME HERE

gun draw x 1
gun trigger pulls x AMRAP

Train a combat sport that involves full contact sparring.
You should never get into a fight you can avoid if you're outnumbered though.

Damn I remember that scene. That was cruel

Jesus, how can a post start with 4 thread ending replies at the same time? Something is wrong I can feel it...

HAHHAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

just do this one simple trick

(dedicate years to training a martial art and spar often)

>work out so you're strong
>copy fighting moves from videogames
>????
>profit

Strength training. Have power for that one punch knock out.

This is absolutely not true. Stop by a muay thai school and little dudes will fuck your shit up

Technique is infinitely more important than strength.

Does it really matter when you can just snap the other guy in half?

If you can't grab him you can't snap him

Please shut the fuck up and don't post here anymore. You're lowering the IQ of everyone around you.

why you so mad brah? who hurt you?

Attached: 1545071671401873171.png (357x346, 251.96K)

spar a lot

you'll probably have headaches and get your disappear your nose cartilage but it's all about getting used to hitting and being hit

been training boxing for 2+ years now and I was scared as fuck to hit in the ring, which translates terribly if you ever get in an irl fight (I have and have lost because of it)

now I hope and pray every day that someone starts shit so I can hit them

Attached: 1500997066738.jpg (840x544, 70.44K)

What would you guys have done if you were Louie?

Scene for context: youtu.be/AfMbN_MzCpw

That'll never happen. If you don't have technique then your punches will be weak. A skinny boxer punches twice as hard as a bodybuilder.

Ask him to fight outside and not be a bitch and bring his buttbuddies for backup.

Anhero and hope your rerole isn’t as a manlet
Masterbate in front of female “comedians”

Attached: 2A218F1C-C787-46CF-874B-34EB0CF3F131.jpg (300x400, 18.44K)

if I was Louie with some balls I'd have tackled him then and there and hugged him on the ground waiting for a third party to stop it or the police to arrive

Get in fights. If you didn't do it growing up as a kid it's probably too late you can fight your heart out at 8-16 because neither of you will be strong enough to seriously hurt the other one. After that you can get badly fucked up if you don't know what you are doing.

Join a wrestling gym. It’ll take you a year but you’ll learn how to control your body on the ground, do takedowns/throws, and defend takedowns etc better than 99% of the population who never trained grappling. Then all you have to do is avoid one punch, take a dude down, and ground and pound.
Also gain weight and start conditioning.

Meme thai autists should be banned from this board

Raw strength will make you slow. You need explosiveness in order to punch well. That doesn't come from strength training.

by practice fighting?

You’re gonna go to jail con air style retard

I never understood why people were so surprised Louie was a pervert. 99% of his work is self deprecating in some way and he constantly talks about how gross he is. He didnt even hurt any of those women. Weird as fuck, but literally no crimes were committed, none of the women were ever in any danger, and he even asked for consent before he took his dick out to jerk himself off. He also has no real power in show business, its not like Weinstein forcing you to suck his dick so you can be Katniss

Attached: FB_IMG_1579292354486.jpg (640x361, 20.37K)

I feel like I was meant for jail, I'm very impulsive like a nigger

got arrested for a smashing a gay bar window two years ago just because I was mad I broke my nofap to some Yas Forums high test thread

Attached: 1535552269774.jpg (1256x1284, 425.69K)

Fight only as a last possible resort if you feel are in danger. Never fight if there's more than one of them. Protect your face and head. Try to grapple them around the waist and slam them on the ground. Try to get your body weight on their chest. Punch them in the face.

This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Good thing you know your weaknesses

Weapon, bring friends, be born big, get into some fights to get fight deflowered.

Slow way: Learn boxing.
Slower way : Learn MMA.

This. It is a real thrill though like in One Punch Man.

Attached: 1583384274632.jpg (720x700, 59.21K)

Honestly. Probably a lot of boxing sparring
The 2 most important things are
>1. Keep your hands up
Yes. It seems simple as fuck, but you will be humbled the first time you do it and get your face beat in because you dont realise how much you actually drop those hands.
>2. Impact conditioning
99% of people are not used to being hit in the face, and will freeze up when it happens. You gotta get used to it so it doesn't stagger you off your game when someone hits you hard

>99% of people are not used to being hit in the face, and will freeze up when it happens. You gotta get used to it so it doesn't stagger you off your game when someone hits you hard
Based and very underrated advice

Attached: 1536068838_1536066323268.gif (480x270, 2.3M)

Protect your head and focus on moving your hips in the right direction to maintain a solid center of gravity

Kek

Attached: downloadfile-1.jpg (474x266, 10.84K)

Tell the guy "its fine baby" and kiss him on the lips passionately.

the best tip is simply avoid fighting, especially a street fight. you dont know if buddy has a knife or a gun, you dont know if he’s intoxicated, you dont know if three of his friends are going to jump in. secondly youre going to seriously fuck your hands up. i got into a barfight and threw a haymaker that landed IN the other guys mouth, i had like 60 stitches in my knuckles after the doc was finished pulling shards of teeth out.

I've replied already
(Dunno why it's not saying (you), must be because I've returned to this thread).
I've been in this exact situation in the scene. I met them by standing up abruptly when they came to the table.
Also I carry a gun.
You have to literally stand up for yourself.

They encourage betas and despise them at the same time.

practice impulse control or kill yourself. you disgust me.

*sparks you out without any warning*

Attached: 1522994259649.jpg (567x571, 36.56K)

Be in a situation where you get your ass beat repeatedly. Not the most pleasant way but definitely the quickest

>every altercation needs to end in a gun draw
>every fight needs to end in a death
I didnt realize this board is entirely comprised of soiboys. Imagine missing out on a masculinity developmental milestone as important as a fist fight.

>every needs to end in a death
yes.

Attached: yukon Mission.png (300x180, 52.26K)

I only fight people I know. There no guarantee a random nigger wont bash my head into concrete if I lose. Randoms who start shit get the bullet

>There no guarantee a random nigger wont bash my head into concrete if I lose.
So dont lose

get shot.

Don’t listen to the mentally ill sheltered bitch boy pussies that talk about shooting people. Lift heavy first, get into boxing and do wrestling or jiu jitsu. Compete in a tournament, get some legitimate martial art experience, in 3 months you’ll be able to handle most untrained people (who you’re equal to or bigger than), in 6 months you’ll be beating decent yet trained beginners in your gym, and in 2 years you’ll look at dudes bigger than you and think of all the ways you’d fuck them up.

i knew a guy who lost movement in some of his fingers because the teeth of the guy he punched cut one his nerves. did you knock him out at least though?

These answers are so boring. Fuck off. You’ve NEVER been in a real adult street fight ever. You’re a fucking pussy sheltered bitch boy, a wimp. You don’t go out, you don’t understand that punks are everywhere and will try to fuck with you. You can’t even comprehend the high you get beating up some fucking punk ass loud mouth douche bag that thinks he’s untouchable, how his face goes from smug and condescending to shocked and confused as he lays on the ground realizing he’s not as tough as he thought. 2 good things come from this, that guy will guaranteed smarten up and he’ll either drop the tough guy shit or he’ll be very careful with who he starts shit with next time, and you will gain a confidence boost and youll overcome that fear of getting into street fights. People will be able to see it in your eyes, they will be able to feel it because your confidence will be oozing it.

Again, fuck off with these answers, I guarantee you look pathetic, you’re skinny, or you’re fat, you’re weak, you hang around weak nerds and you don’t go out.